#1 2012-05-17 12:46:44

Donna Summer is dead. I honestly don't care that Donna Summer is dead but, now, my Facebook feed is loaded down by every faggot I know lamenting her death. This could be worse than Whitney's overdose tragic demise.

That is all.

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#2 2012-05-17 14:23:55

Distract them with this

I do still hitchhike - it’s a great way to meet people, and to have sex.

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#3 2012-05-17 16:05:08

I have to give her credit for having a huge set of balls.  When she first became a born-again freakazoid, and made the mistake of saying that her fans deserved to die of AIDS, she later flat out lied, claimed she never said AIDS was Gawd’s punishment for being gay, and stuck to her guns for the rest of her life.

She had an entire concert tour cancelled because tickets couldn’t be given away (just who did she think was buying her music?).  After saying that everybody who heard her homophobic rants was lying (bearing false witness, what a Christian thing to do!), she managed to regain a fraction of her former popularity.  She even managed to regain part of her gay fan base because she dug her platform heels in and insisted for years the rants never happened!  If Cher and Barbara Streisand dislike their gay fans, they know better than to say so after seeing Donna’s career take a nosedive.

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#4 2012-05-17 21:35:38

opsec wrote:

Distract them with this

I do still hitchhike - it’s a great way to meet people, and to have sex.

I don't hitch any more, but if I don't have my daughter in the car Ill pick up anybody who looks like they could use a ride. John Waters on the other hand always looks like he just woke up in a ditch.

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#5 2012-06-11 06:56:57

I logged 200,000 miles hitchhiking coast to coast and points between during the 70s and early 80s before I stopped counting. Thought it'd make a good story and got assignment approval about 5 years ago, then wussed out.

Writer-hitchhiker shot in random drive-by.

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#6 2012-06-11 08:48:28

Dolin, from West Virginia, is hitchhiking across the country and writing a memoir called "The Kindness of America," Meier said.

Ill have my irony deep fried, please.

In America, hitching used to be the preferred path of a soul on a vision quest, but even that option is being removed from our cultural larder. A cop friend of mine who routinely works the Florida turnpike and I-75 was telling me that they have instituted a zero tolerance policy for hitchhikers and will stop anyone who looks like they are either thumbing by the cloverleafs or working the truck stops looking for a ride. I can almost see the safety concerns of people pulling over on the side of the turnpike, but what's it to the cops if someone goes around the truck stop pumps asking who's running south?

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#7 2012-06-16 03:51:57

choad wrote:

I logged 200,000 miles hitchhiking coast to coast and points between during the 70s and early 80s before I stopped counting. Thought it'd make a good story and got assignment approval about 5 years ago, then wussed out.

Writer-hitchhiker shot in random drive-by.

Attention whoring fraud.

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#8 2012-06-16 04:52:49

Nothing beats the look on the face of a hitchhiker when you pick them up in a Fleetwood limousine, although many will refuse a ride in a hearse.

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