#1 2012-05-19 23:11:25
~ click ~
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#2 2012-05-19 23:16:53
Ew, God, even hundreds of millions would not be enough for me to tolerate being touched by that greasy pasty worm-lipped creature. I'd rather fuck Bill Gates, and I'd never fuck Bill Gates.
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#3 2012-05-19 23:23:35
Years of being slimed by that greasy pasty worm-lipped creature is about to pay off big time for her!
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#4 2012-05-21 09:07:39
I like how he waited until right after the IPO, probably so the prenups put all of that new wealth firmly in the "before married" column, where it's protected if they break up. Otherwise, any wealth gained during the marriage will almost always be split in half.
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#5 2012-05-21 12:30:12
I was thinking EXACTLY the same thing. But he's a fool if he thinks it will work. The judge will eviscerate him if they get divorced, because his intentions are obvious.
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#6 2012-05-21 14:08:04
Nah, the wedding has been scheduled for over a year, the IPO date is what moved around. She wanted to wait until graduating from medical school which she did the week before.
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#7 2012-05-21 20:55:46
Is this what it takes to pay for an A list wedding these days?
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#8 2012-05-21 21:49:13
They deserve each other! Be Happy! Mazel Tov!
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#9 2012-05-21 22:39:17
You know how I know Zuckerberg is an idiot?
He didn't take his giant pile of cash and check out a couple years ago to go fuck native girls in the Pacific instead of putting on a bacon-suit and going swimming with the sharks of wall street.
Idiot.
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#10 2012-05-22 09:35:06
You know, I never noticed it before, but he has an uncanny resemblance to the penis llama.
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