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A bit of self-indulgence  ...

And again.  Skoal!

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Last edited by MSG Tripps (2012-04-16 14:35:57)

And now, a little clASSical.....

I love DST/SADC channel separation.  I also love this skinny bitch.

Clicky!

Local country fan Reginald Spears was arrested over the weekend for merchandise tampering at the new Super Walmart out on the bypass. The details of his infractions are unique, to say the least.
Third-shift electronics cashier Lena Johnston first noticed Spears rifling through the country CD section and filling a grocery cart with at least 100 discs before leaving the department. She thought he was just a rabid music fan until he returned 15 minutes later with the same cart and began slipping CDs back onto the shelves while looking around suspiciously.
Johnston walked over to Spears and asked if he’d decided not to make the massive music purchase. Spears responded “Yeah, yeah uh, yes ma’am” and began sweating profusely. He became spooked shortly afterwards and haphazardly threw the remainder of his CDs on the shelf before walking away. Johnston investigated the country section and noticed that it was full of unwrapped, well-worn CDs that Spears had apparently brought from his home. Spears was apprehended by security, mostly without incident, before leaving the store.
“I looked on the shelf and where Rascal Flatts was supposed to be, that scruffy looking man had put Flatt & Smugs or something like that… and where Taylor Swift had been, he’d replaced it with Tanya Tucker. I guess he’d stole all them new CDs and tried to replace ‘em with his old junk,” said a perplexed Johnston.
Fresh out on bail, Mr. Spears had a far different story. “I didn’t shoplift nothin’. I told the cops they could find all that country pop bullsh*t in the Rubbermaid garbage cans in home wares… where that crap belongs,” said Spears. “I was just trying to give the people around here some damn culture, so I brought my whole collection up here to give away for free. Of course, I’ve got it all ripped on my laptop. My alphabetizing skills might be lacking, but I ain’t stupid.”
“Can you believe they didn’t have a Jerry Reed CD in the whole god***n store?” he continued. “Well, for 15 shining minutes last Friday night, they did.”
The shoplifting charges against Spears were dropped but he still faces misdemeanor charges of mischief and merchandise tampering. For his part, Reginald is considering legal action against the store.
Spears explained: “They threw all my CDs in the dumpster and broke ‘em, them motherf***ers! I’m suing their asses for destruction of property and mental anguish. I was just trying to help this town out… I’m a by-God patriot!”
Walmart officials had no comment on the situation.

Had the pleasure of seeing this gent in concert tonight, sitting about 10 feet away from him. 

Simply.  Amazing.

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Last edited by opsec (2012-06-15 21:38:28)

OK.  Seriously then.

The new muzak?

I do not get in-to this thread as oft as I should; So, I have no idea whether or not this has all-ready been posted.

And, as I noticed a bit of Lords Of Acid whilst scrolling down the page (We all need a bit of mind-less fun on occasion):

Only posting this to publicize this comment:

" I lost my virginity to this song... still can't listen to this or smell cotton candy without a hardon :\ if ur out there bearded lady.. I miss you.."

MSG Tripps wrote:

sigmoid freud wrote:

Link to YouTube page

Only posting this to publicize this comment:

" I lost my virginity to this song... still can't listen to this or smell cotton candy without a hardon :\ if ur out there bearded lady.. I miss you.."

I don't see this YouTube link.  I am curious about the cotton candy connection.

GUESSING GAME! Of course, it could be anything from this album, but I like to think of Siggy losing his pink cerise to this:

                                                            Winner gets a pair of Siggy's panties in the mail.

Correct,  Paul.

Wikipedia  wrote:

In 1910 Canadian composer Louis-Phillipe Laurendeau arranged "Entrance of the Gladiators" for a small band under the title "Thunder and Blazes," and sold this version throughout North America. It was during this period that the song gained lasting popularity as a screamer march for circuses, often used to introduce clowns. Today it is known mainly by this association, even though the title and composer are relatively obscure.

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