The comments section is comedy gold

Shouldn't have doubled down on the Viagra.

Comment section seems to be visible to me... and yeah, there's a few good ones there. 

I'll snapshot it here just in case it does disappear.

Silence Dogood · Boston College
I think the hospital should be subjected to a stiff penalty.
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    Melvin Leppla · Top Commenter · Hillsboro Senior High School
    Yes, quite right, a definite flaccid response from the doctors.
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    Sarge's Gift Shop
    This is really HARD to beleve..... bwahahaha
    Reply · 14 · Like · 7 hours ago
    Jim Speed · Subscribe · Top Commenter
    I wonder if he'll be "UP" to it again later? LOL
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Kyle Colvett
This will never stand up in court.
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    Nicky Nixon · Letter Carrier at US Postal Service
    My wife says, if I were this guy, I'd never see the inside of a hospital!
    Reply · 6 · Like · 5 hours ago
    Nori Churchwell Perry
    LOL
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    David Moore · Top Commenter
    I'm pretty sure thinking about baseball is the cure. (In severe cases, imagining grandma in her underwear may be indicated.)
    Reply · 1 · Like · 48 minutes ago

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Richard Pettit · Durand High School
surley there was at least 1 nurse who don't watch baseball available for a quick hand job.
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Steve Turi · Top Commenter · Iona College
"...The hospital denies the allegations, saying Scott was negligent in failing to seek immediate treatment..." --- That is the lamest excuse I've heard in a long time. It's quite apparent, then, that the charges are true I don't think anyone in pain---with a history of great pain---is going to be late in seeking treatment. And why is there a TV set that the staff could be watching while on duty?
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    Suxiao Yang · Duke
    "Scott was driving customers from Boston to New York on April 17, 2009, when he suffered a persistent and disabling erection. After dropping off the customers, Scott said he checked into an emergency medical facility affiliated with the hospital but was told he had to move his bus because he had parked it in the wrong place."
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Wm Wilson
It appears two ball games were being played....
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Fred Railsback · Top Commenter
I think the doctors should be arrested, tried and found guilty and sentenced to Life on a Penal Farm. What exactly do they grow on penal farms anyway?
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Mark Held · Top Commenter
As long as I have been single, every one has been painful. And don't get me started on Match.com.
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    Charles Crehore · Subscribe · Owner-Operator at "At Your Service Coronado"
    TMI lol
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    Steven Linde · Subscribe
    Lol...funny Mark
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Steven J Anderson · Top Commenter · Works at For a large investment/insurance company
just think how BAD its going to be under OBAMACARE.
Reply · 2 · Like · Follow Post · 4 hours ago

Wendy Weakland Henke
Batter up!
Reply · 2 · Like · Follow Post · 7 hours ago

    Huuf Arted · Top Commenter
    hahahaaaaaaaaaa !

    You mean Boy Batter Up which is the best immediately solution to Persistent Erection Syndrome ...
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Tony Martellini · Top Commenter
I have read this article 3 times,, and it's pretty HARD to follow...but I'm sure somebody gets the point in the end!
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Crash Froelich · Top Commenter · Alexandria, Virginia
Wow, that's hard luck.
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Aurelio Sica · President at Aurelio & Friends Advertising Inc.
The definition of a "Double-header".
Reply · Like · Follow Post · 6 hours ago

Debby Thompson Smith · Top Commenter · El Camino College
"failing to seek immediate treatment"...hmmm...he checked into an emergency med facility... hmmm... what? He didn't cause a scene and bully his way into where the docs were and demand to be seen? (like our illegals do here in California)! Am I missing the main thrust of the docs argument here?
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Huuf Arted · Top Commenter
The Doctors involved here are totally culpable for not administering a stiff dose of Micoxyflopsin immediately! Throw them all to the horn dawgs in a State Penile Facility!
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John Wilkins · Top Commenter · University of South Florida
Stories like this bring out the "Shecky" in all of us. The jokes almost write themselves when it comes (!) to erections.
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Andrew Moore · Top Commenter
"Scott was negligent in failing to seek immediate treatment." He should have picked up a hooker at Chapel and Howe.
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Terry Farlow · Owner at Mhha
Sound like the doctors did not Rise to the occasion.
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BonnieKevin Patana · Kevin, Ontonagon, Bonnie L'anse
3 strikes and 2(blue)balls?
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Paul Capasso
My father died there because the residents and doctors didn't have the balls to step up and get a game plan to treat him in a timely manner. I'm sure he would still be alive today if he went somewhere else. it seemed like a guessing game for all of them.
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Suxiao Yang · Duke
What a horrible headline. Is the journalist a lawyer in the case? Does he know what the plaintiff said is true? Otherwise, how dare you convict before even the lawsuit figures it out?
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Michael Scotto
Prescriptions read as follows----Take one(1)BJ 3 X daily---Take two(2)HJs after meals----****** and ***** **** as needed.
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Tony Martellini · Top Commenter
That's why you can't have two balls in play, it's an automatic out!
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Jason Weishaupt · Top Commenter · Woodbridge, Virginia
I think a 16yr old girlfriend could take care of that in no time! lol
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Roman L. Tafoya · Graduate Colorado Springs Leadership Institute
I wonder what the bus driver was watching :)
Reply · Like · Follow Post · 9 hours ago

    George Locke · Top Commenter
    He should have watched the same ball game the docs were watching. Sounds like it was the ultimate distraction.
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Steve Western · Top Commenter · Gilbert, Arizona
The gentleman doesn't really get it as ER do the triage deal and take the more serious cases first, so depending on what comes up a woman in labor, a guy with chest pains, an old man with rectal bleeding a person could be waiting a long time before receiving service. If he is successful than everyone in this country who have made trips to an ER can also sue sine we have all had to wait for hours. Who knows if the docs had not just gotten off their shift or if they had examined all the patients and were waiting for the patient to be x-rayed or maybe they were receiving a drip IV-. The docs aren't going to run out and grab this guy treating him in the waiting room, he is waiting for a bed to open up and while he may hurt and be uncomfortable, his case may be minor compared with all the others. It's not first in first treated, you may even be delayed by serious cases on their way in via copter. The court will toss the case, it's simply nuts to made such charges.
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Michael Iannucci · University of Maryland, College Park
I am sorry for this guy but this story really does lend itself to wisecracks. It must have been hard to just sit around and wait for the doctors. I mean it seems like he spent more time at the bat than Casey!
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    Bob Mulligan · Bristol Jr. Sr. High School
    Huh????
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Jay Martin · Top Commenter · North Andover High School
Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condom? It stays around and talks to the women after the guy leaves.
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Sonny Brewer · School of Hank Williams music
I hope all of you would be comedians or comedy writers, have a day job or on welfare. You sure don't have a future in show business.
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Darin Clements · Top Commenter · BRHS '89
Shouldn't be too hard to prove...
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John Ray
Batter Up!
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Bill Bass · Southern Methodist University
wish I could figure out how to get in the baseball story that Dizzy Dean line about the kissing cam TV shot" Well Pee Wee, he kisses her on the strikes and she kisses him on the balls....
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Brian Delamer · Owner/Partner at DelEnergy Services, LLC
I was going to comment about what this would be like after ObummerCareless gets implemented but the yucks are too funny.....
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Francis Kelly Jr · Top Commenter
When the hospital nuns used to see a stiff one, they'd thwack it with a brisk finger tap.
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Leonard Webber · Top Commenter · Los Angeles Comm. College; LaVerne Univirisity
Why didn't they get a good looking sympathetic nurse to "help" him?
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Sue Wallick · Top Commenter
You can tell that the Dr's were women. A man would have rushed to see this thing.
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Dian Henslick Schueller
Not funny.
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John Fox · Top Commenter · Mesa, Arizona
So he was in pain but didn't suffer any lasting effects (at least none were noted.) Stop being a pansy and get over it. No one owes you anything. If you don't like the service this hospital offered, go somewhere else next time.

I'm tired of these morons thinking that suing someplace is their recourse of choice. Greedy idiots who somehow think they deserve someone to take care of them right away. Your life wasn't at risk buddy.. take a seat and wait until the people whose labor you want are ready to take care of you. Don't like it... go somewhere else. Whiny people always go to the bottom of my list whenever I'm needed by more than one person.
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    Mike Cunningham · Long Beach State
    Gee, you sound so tough. Big fat face and fu man chu and all. What the docs did flies in the face of the "Hippocratic Oath" (watching a baseball game during work hours and letting someone suffer). Yer just the kind of big turd one would expect to find in Mesa AZ. I hope it happens to you ten times over. We'll see what a "panzy" you are.
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James F Gray · Vintner at Pangea Ranch
The hospitalized man should have 'stepped up to the plate' and 'walked' (kinda weak I know) into the TV room, 'thrown some strikes', 'intentionally hitting' the doctors and then eventually 'broken his bat' from too many 'foul balls.'
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    Flynn Kelleher · Academy of Art University
    Yeah! ... Wait, what?
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    James F Gray · Vintner at Pangea Ranch
    You have to read the comments section on that article to get it :)
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Kelley Jones · Top Commenter
Sometimes there are problems that don't seem like problems, will he sue a bank because he has too much money?
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Nancy Bakos · Top Commenter · Anoka Technical College
Oh gawdd.............what people will do for fake fiat trash.
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John Key · University of Florida
The comments to this story are almost better than the story itself...
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Nick Cignetti · Top Commenter · Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute
Surely he should have had a little black book that would have saved him. :-)
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Brad Bent · Top Commenter
Gee, maybe he was the Viagra "test mouse." If that were my problem, the last thing I would be doing is driving a bus...driving a harem appears to be a better occupational fit!
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George Locke · Top Commenter
I always wondered how men could get these "erections lasting for more than four hours" the ED drug ads always talk about. Now I get the picture.
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    Craig Smith · Top Commenter · UNO
    The immediate cure would be a nude picture of Rosie O'Donnell.
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Pat Foley · Top Commenter · Park Ridge, New Jersey
If Barney Frank was the Dr. he would have been all over the situation immediately.
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Eric Clark · Subscribe · Works at Jet Propulsion Lab
The patient could make $$ being a diamond cutter!
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Craig Smith · Top Commenter · UNO
Could be a script for a "Woody" Allen movie.
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Tom Lowell · St. Louis University
will it stand up in court.
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Daithi Fleming · Subscribe · Works at Greenbrier West
NBC= No Body Cares.
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