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Zombie Elvis · 2012-06-02 09:28:59

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choad · 2012-06-05 02:48:47

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whosasailorthen · 2012-06-05 10:43:47

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choad · 2012-06-06 04:54:37

GooberMcNutly · 2012-06-06 09:14:35

^^ Isn't that the whole feeling of the Localvore movement? Get to know your food before eating it?

Link to YouTube page

Oh, and

http://aidanmoher.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/alien_contact_infrographics.png

GooberMcNutly · 2012-06-06 09:29:25

lechero · 2012-06-06 12:40:16

GooberMcNutly · 2012-06-07 08:59:44

From an excellent little collection down the page.

Misty Lawson, 30, a self-described "professional baby maker" on her Facebook page, allegedly punched her son in the face and body several times during an in-home, state-mandated anger management course.

Dmtdust · 2012-06-07 12:20:31

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whosasailorthen · 2012-06-08 00:05:57

Dmtdust wrote:

Properly done. Very nice.

Ladies, take a lesson. The hand motion is key.

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Zombie Elvis · 2012-06-08 03:46:01

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Zombie Elvis · 2012-06-08 03:56:28

Gay Nerd Alert

Zombie Elvis · 2012-06-08 04:04:14

whosasailorthen · 2012-06-08 04:30:21

Coco.... apparently with some special sauce that seems to have dribbled...

Zombie Elvis · 2012-06-08 05:21:03

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GooberMcNutly · 2012-06-08 08:55:12

Zombie Elvis wrote:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m57c2 … o1_500.jpg

It takes a real man to hit that note with his Ass Clarinet. I'm more of a A# kind of guy.

Ill bet this stud could pull it off:

This is pretty much how I dress for my videoconferences

Zombie Elvis · 2012-06-08 09:02:53

Stinkhammer · 2012-06-08 09:04:22

whosasailorthen wrote:
Coco.... apparently with some special sauce that seems to have dribbled...

http://www.nudecelebrityz.com/wp-conten … pless2.jpg

Coco is all about the dribble.

But WTF is that crinkle in that boob? (Her tit, not the pimp)

XregnaR · 2012-06-08 09:39:14

Stinkhammer wrote:
But WTF is that crinkle in that boob?

that's what happens when you cheap out on fake titties.

square · 2012-06-09 00:51:49

choad · 2012-06-09 02:58:07

WilberCuntLicker · 2012-06-09 17:06:48

WilberCuntLicker · 2012-06-09 17:23:33

Edward Mordrake

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Zombie Elvis · 2012-06-09 20:15:42

I'll say Amen to that! Let's have a bit of religion-bashing in honour of the Sabbath

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Dmtdust · 2012-06-09 22:02:50

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WilberCuntLicker · 2012-06-11 16:05:57

DupeOrNot · 2012-06-11 16:54:43

Wilbur, is your biological clock tolling? That's an awful lot of baby pics from you lately.

WilberCuntLicker · 2012-06-11 17:19:01

DupeOrNot wrote:
Wilbur, is your biological clock tolling? That's an awful lot of baby pics from you lately.

It's an historical fascination. I myself have a congenital deformity (don't send your condolences - it gets me a lot of ass).

Dmtdust · 2012-06-11 21:11:56

whosasailorthen · 2012-06-12 00:17:35

A site of which I approve.

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XregnaR · 2012-06-12 10:24:37

WilberCuntLicker wrote:
DupeOrNot wrote:
Wilbur, is your biological clock tolling? That's an awful lot of baby pics from you lately.
It's an historical fascination. I myself have a congenital deformity (don't send your condolences - it gets me a lot of ass).

So your nose isshaped like this?

WilberCuntLicker · 2012-06-12 17:05:54

XregnaR wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
DupeOrNot wrote:
Wilbur, is your biological clock tolling? That's an awful lot of baby pics from you lately.
It's an historical fascination. I myself have a congenital deformity (don't send your condolences - it gets me a lot of ass).
So your nose isshaped like this?

http://www.pemed.com/endo/olyosf32sys1.jpg

Nah - not Jewish. Just your average everyday whitebread mutant. All the same, it's a small but profound difference that serendipitously coincides and reinforces my conviction that my root stock is not of this planet. Kids usually notice my anomalous phenotype faster than adults and come right out with the obvious questions. Many adults will know me for months before noticing. Women often want to touch...and taste. I have stories, but I'm not going to tell or offer pics and video until this website gets a PayPal button. For $500 (to go towards the upkeep and upgrade of High-Street) I'll contribute an essay (previously published in a reputable magazine...but substantially revised and much bawdier than the original) with photos and a short video. In the meantime, to quote all sorts of people, too much talk, not enough pics.