I couldn't even improve on the headline, except to correct the grammar.

Oh, and I think this came from my sister in law. She sounds like a cat with a rugby sized hairball every time she lights up.

And look who is reaching out to old classmates.

Really I was just trolling for some strange local news prior to my vacation in the Sandwich Isles but surprisingly little of ironic note happens there, it would seem. Rejoice, my cofraternity of absurdity, that as of tomorrow morning I will be off line, off the grid and ankle deep in the multi-colored sands of paradise, all for the low, low price of a significant proportion of my disposable income and significant familial friction.