#1 2012-06-05 05:26:26
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#2 2012-06-05 08:50:34
Fill it with cold water and it could be just like this girlfriend I once had. Badum-boom.
Welcome to the perfect storm of one-child families and sex selective abortions: high tech masturbatory devices.
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#3 2012-06-15 18:33:41
That's it, I'm buying one! I'm done making my own pathetic sex toys like this one: http://fleshone.com/make-your-own-2-dol … 45-minutes
Fill it with cold water and it could be just like this girlfriend I once had. Badum-boom.
Yeah or battery acid. :D
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#4 2012-06-15 18:39:32
Nice emoticon, fuckstain.
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#5 2012-06-15 19:58:41
Bigcat wrote:
Nice emoticon, fuckstain.
Now, Bigcat, some people are simply incapable of expressing themselves adequately without the aid of puerile crutches. We shouldn't make fun of those people because it's, um, cruel.
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#6 2012-06-15 20:02:54
Taint wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
Nice emoticon, fuckstain.
Now, Bigcat, some people are simply incapable of expressing themselves adequately without the aid of puerile crutches. We shouldn't make fun of those people because it's, um, cruel.
:(
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#7 2012-06-15 20:09:49
Bigcat, be nice to the new Swede. He did post 2 redhead nudes first, that should earn him a grace period.
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#8 2012-06-15 20:21:06
Awriiiight, Fuck! :p :( * *
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#9 2012-06-15 21:11:33
The emoticon is bad, but an understandable newbie lapse punishable by 30 minutes of conversation with Tall Paul. The name "Sex Positive," on the other hand, seems particularly desperate. I picture a dumpy guy with cystic acne and an inexpressibly small dick who goes to concerts he's much too old for just to rub his tumescent-tiny against the ass of some poor teenage girl while she's dancing. Visual approximation follows:
Sex Positive, baby!
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#10 2012-06-15 21:12:36
opsec wrote:
Bigcat, be nice to the new Swede. He did post 2 redhead nudes first, that should earn him a grace period.
One of them was ugly. His grace period is over. :)
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#11 2012-06-15 21:22:47
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
One of them was ugly. His grace period is over. :)
Point. But sometimes luring them in is more effective than dynamiting the shallow end.
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#12 2012-06-15 21:30:45
opsec wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
One of them was ugly. His grace period is over. :)
Point. But sometimes luring them in is more effective than dynamiting the shallow end.
But if they survive the initial salvo, it means they actually belong here. I know we need blood to survive...errrr...NEW blood, of course...but unlike those other Internet vampires we don't need virgin blood as much as we need smart-blood (hey - SMART-blood...I smell a business opportunity). Anyways...I'm sure we've both got valid points, let's meet in Bellingham for a knife-fight.
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#13 2012-06-15 22:01:14
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Anyways...I'm sure we've both got valid points, let's meet in Bellingham for a knife-fight.
That's quite a distance and I'm short of frequent flier miles Perhaps you'd accept the American equivalent of a proxy. Shadows, Ravens and Wasps are all nearby at Ft. Lewis. Americans love knife fights.
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#14 2012-06-17 21:52:47
Dead Chinese.
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#15 2012-06-17 22:51:52
daffodil255 wrote:
Dead Chinese.
Nice kill.
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#16 2012-06-17 23:40:41
opsec wrote:
Nice kill.
Thanks
I don't miss much.
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#17 2012-06-18 02:11:35
It's been a regular chink-shoot around here lately. Maybe we should ban China.
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#18 2012-06-18 07:20:44
It's paper plates or nothing. 
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