#2 2007-12-04 00:42:08
I was already pretty sure I was a sick fuck, but I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
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#3 2007-12-04 00:44:40
First, "turing" am I missing a new word? Dec, that's your arena....
Second, did his parents tape that?
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#4 2007-12-04 03:26:36
The dog has heard the boy’s mother make similar noises and drew the wrong conclusion. Besides, I think he really does love the boy and was happy to express his love in a way that gave him pleasure. The kid didn't seem to mind, so i guess you could say it was consensual.
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#5 2007-12-04 04:43:34
Lurker wrote:
First, "turing" am I missing a new word? Dec, that's your arena....
Second, did his parents tape that?
Well if you're going to be picky, prevert isn't a word, the capitalization is inconsistent, and "children" is already plural, it doesn't need an "s" at the end.
Also, if I were one of his parents I'd tape it too. Give him about 10 years and that tape could come in rather useful in cutting him down to size when he gets uppity on you.
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#6 2007-12-04 08:44:34
Lurker wrote:
First, "turing" am I missing a new word? Dec, that's your arena....
Not quite - If you've not noticed, I "lean" more towards the Victorian school of English usage.
Lurker wrote:
Second, did his parents tape that?
So, it would seem. Were it my kid, I'd have been pre-occupied with calling the dog off. This future serial killer's parents simply continued to laugh and "document" the incident. Why are they not already members of High-Street? We could have had an "exclusive" here.
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#7 2007-12-04 12:17:49
Video games are obviously no test of intelligence. Why get up and shake the dog off when you can roll around screaming like a bitch? Since I can't think of any reason why parents (or, probably, an older, male sibling) would train the cam on anything as mundane as a kid playing some FPS in the den, one is left to presume that this bit of faux bestiality has happened before.
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#8 2007-12-04 13:06:31
pALEPHx wrote:
this bit of faux bestiality has happened before.
...and will most likely continue...
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#9 2007-12-04 13:15:02
pALEPHx wrote:
screaming like a bitch?
droll
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#10 2007-12-04 13:34:26
No. Drôle. Or did you just mean "[d]rolling around on the floor?" Hee.
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#11 2007-12-04 14:18:44
Keep those doggies drolling...
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#12 2007-12-04 14:29:15
Funny, sounded just like that in the next cell over. Maybe he was watching the same video....
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#13 2007-12-05 02:14:29
I am never watching the same viddy as you. Enjoy yer own horrorshow.
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