#1 2012-06-27 14:17:03
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/how-coul … t-a-cookie
Read the comments. I don't usually eat the damned things, but I think I'll buy a box today.
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#2 2012-06-27 16:10:34
Yeah, like any one of those 300lb facebook houswives are seriously going to stop slamming Oreos as soon as the kids get on the bus.
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#3 2012-06-27 16:36:28
Bigcat wrote:
Yeah, like any one of those 300lb facebook houswives are seriously going to stop slamming Oreos as soon as the kids get on the bus.
Christians are the single largest repository for hypocrisy in North America. You know they're at home right now, with the doors locked and the blinds drawn, watching gay shit-porn and cramming Oreos up their asses.
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#4 2012-06-27 16:39:06
I can't eat these things, but Uncle Fnord is going to see to it that children in his family have access to these highly processed food-like disks!
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#5 2012-06-27 16:59:11
Oreo's made interracial snacking mainstream. It seems only fit that that this ultra liberal cookie would tackle the gay shit next. It was only a matter of time before Oreo's or Hershey's would become the MTV of the snacking industry gladly leading our children into this demonic pit of ungodly lust.
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#6 2012-06-27 17:04:05
I felt the same way when Pepperidge Farms came out in favor of waterboarding.
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#7 2012-06-27 21:36:55
Usually I can leave Oreos alone...except for those special holiday-themed ones.
The reason is this: a regular old Oreo doesn't have enough white goo in it. A "Double-Stuf" Oreo has too much goo. But the Easter ones...the Halloween ones...the Christmas ones have just a leetle eentsy bit more goo in them than the regular ones. The perfect goo-to-cookie ratio.
Every jigged-up cookie holiday, I stock up on them thangs and pig out.
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#8 2012-06-27 22:14:35
George Orr wrote:
Usually I can leave Oreos alone...except for those special holiday-themed ones.
The reason is this: a regular old Oreo doesn't have enough white goo in it. A "Double-Stuf" Oreo has too much goo. But the Easter ones...the Halloween ones...the Christmas ones have just a leetle eentsy bit more goo in them than the regular ones. The perfect goo-to-cookie ratio.
Every jigged-up cookie holiday, I stock up on them thangs and pig out.
Well, now, that's just fucking fascinating. Tell me more stories.
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#9 2012-06-28 07:48:41
George Orr wrote:
Usually I can leave Oreos alone...except for those special holiday-themed ones.
The reason is this: a regular old Oreo doesn't have enough white goo in it. A "Double-Stuf" Oreo has too much goo. But the Easter ones...the Halloween ones...the Christmas ones have just a leetle eentsy bit more goo in them than the regular ones. The perfect goo-to-cookie ratio.
Every jigged-up cookie holiday, I stock up on them thangs and pig out.
I have the weirdest boner right now....
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