#1 2012-07-17 00:19:26
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#2 2012-07-17 08:41:02
I would watch it. But just because they haven't invented smellovision yet.
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#3 2012-07-17 16:43:43
Yeah, I'd watch it.
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#4 2012-07-17 19:44:59
It is the greatest disappointment of my adult life to know that websites (and now TV programs) devoted to my own particular body type attract only gay men.
Not that there's anything wrong with that
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#5 2012-07-17 20:20:53
Tall Paul wrote:
It is the greatest disappointment of my adult life to know that websites (and now TV programs) devoted to my own particular body type attract only gay men.
Not that there's anything wrong with that
You do know that being gay is a choice don't you? You could choose to become gay, and begin enjoying the attentions of adoring bear chasers who would see to it that you had blow jobs and mind-blowing orgasms on a regular basis.
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#6 2012-07-17 20:44:10
Tall Paul wrote:
It is the greatest disappointment of my adult life to know that websites (and now TV programs) devoted to my own particular body type attract only gay men.
Really? But...you write like a skinny twink...now I'm confused. And hold on...I'm pretty sure you're gay...if not OUT, then in potentia. Damn it, do we now have to picture you as a fat hairy man with a pannus-obscured micro-willy? I'm too drunk to deal with this right now so let me switch to another related topic.
I will regret saying this. I know that in advance. I will be treated like a child for my squeamishness, but:
Men kissing is gross. I can easily stand the sex - the butt-fucking, the cock-sucking, the rimming, the docking, the felching, the lisping, the swing-enabled fisting, the fill-in-the-blanking - it's all just pre-pubescent boys behind the school preparing for the big show (which for some will never come) - but two men kissing is gross. Kissing is a heterosexual thing. It's our thing. We own it. It's an interlocking of lips - not mustache hairs. I don't care if fags can marry, but they should not be allowed to kiss. If I were a girl, I'd say EW - but I'm not, and I'm saying it anyways: EW!
EDIT: As I said before, I know I'm going to regret this post. Fine. Bring on the photos of hairy men kissing. I'll keep my puke-bag at the ready.
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#7 2012-07-17 22:57:50
Tall Paul wrote:
It is the greatest disappointment of my adult life to know that websites (and now TV programs) devoted to my own particular body type attract only gay men.
Dude, if you're not fucking a Japanese honey by now, then yes you are probably gay. Embrace it!
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Men kissing is gross. I can easily stand the sex - the butt-fucking, the cock-sucking, the rimming, the docking, the felching, the lisping, the swing-enabled fisting
And you have some strange priorities.
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#8 2012-07-18 02:11:57
Paul, if you do turn gay, please give me credit. The Homintern has recently increased the value of the rewards given for successful recruitment, and gives very nice welcome gifts to new recruits.
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#9 2012-07-18 02:51:42
fnord wrote:
Paul, if you do turn gay, please give me credit. The Homintern has recently increased the value of the rewards given for successful recruitment, and gives very nice welcome gifts to new recruits.
No chance of that I'm afraid, I'm so macho I stand up to take a shit. Good luck with the prizes though. Do they come direct or is it something more like S&H Pink Stamps, where you have to fill up the book?
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#10 2012-07-18 03:41:38
Tall Paul wrote:
fnord wrote:
Paul, if you do turn gay, please give me credit. The Homintern has recently increased the value of the rewards given for successful recruitment, and gives very nice welcome gifts to new recruits.
No chance of that I'm afraid, I'm so macho I stand up to take a shit. Good luck with the prizes though. Do they come direct or is it something more like S&H Pink Stamps, where you have to fill up the book?
It's more like Pink Reward Points, along the lines of the points you get for using a credit card. Some of the items, such as a complete landscape makeover on a property require a lot of points.
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#11 2012-08-02 20:22:04
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#12 2012-08-09 19:16:00
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#13 2012-08-18 01:16:47
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#14 2012-08-18 01:45:43
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#15 2012-08-18 10:05:42
Clearly the apocalypse is at hand.
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#16 2012-08-20 22:05:31
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#17 2012-08-20 23:14:55
fnord wrote:
The Homintern
Just for that, I forgive you the repetitive video posts.
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#18 2012-08-21 03:11:55
sigmoid freud wrote:
fnord wrote:
The Homintern
Just for that, I forgive you the repetitive video posts.
Thank you. Actually, I'm doing the posting for Taint. It's been a few years, but the last time I was in Europe access to the Internet was charged by the minute. By having the episodes all in one place I'm saving him money if he decides to watch them while he's in Barcelona. There's also the perverse thrill of causing squirming in people who otherwise wouldn't have taken the trouble to look for the episodes.
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#19 2012-08-21 12:12:06
fnord wrote:
sigmoid freud wrote:
fnord wrote:
The Homintern
Just for that, I forgive you the repetitive video posts.
Thank you. Actually, I'm doing the posting for Taint. It's been a few years, but the last time I was in Europe access to the Internet was charged by the minute. By having the episodes all in one place I'm saving him money if he decides to watch them while he's in Barcelona. There's also the perverse thrill of causing squirming in people who otherwise wouldn't have taken the trouble to look for the episodes.
Nahh... It's been fine, although I appreciate the gesture. I pay a flat fee for my internet usage here (since I'm here for so long, I've been using per-month no-contract data plans for telephone and internet. In addition to keeping up with this series - and thanks for bringing it to my attention - I've also been watching this.
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#20 2012-08-26 18:03:30
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#21 2012-08-26 20:19:15
You don't really need to keep posting these... I think by now we can find'em if we want'em.
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#22 2012-08-26 20:38:10
whosasailorthen wrote:
You don't really need to keep posting these... I think by now we can find'em if we want'em.
As I said above, it's fun to make people squirm over things they wouldn't seek out on their own. Moths to flames, that sort of thing.
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#23 2012-08-30 09:00:37
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#24 2012-08-30 13:19:48
fnord wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
You don't really need to keep posting these... I think by now we can find'em if we want'em.
As I said above, it's fun to make people squirm over things they wouldn't seek out on their own. Moths to flames, that sort of thing.
It's not making me squirm, Fnord. It's cluttering up my 'recent posts' list.
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#25 2012-09-01 09:34:55
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#27 2012-09-06 07:35:55
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#28 2012-09-06 08:58:41
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#29 2012-09-09 03:27:25
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#31 2012-09-15 22:23:52
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#32 2012-09-18 10:39:55
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#33 2012-09-22 16:15:40
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#34 2012-09-22 17:03:14
Hurrah for Homo!
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#35 2012-09-25 19:26:42
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#36 2012-09-29 17:51:52
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#37 2012-09-29 18:07:14
Hey fnord: I'm a big fan of The Onion. Could you post a link of theonion.com every time there's a new issue? I could just regularly check a website that I'm interested in, but I'm not sure how to do that.
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#38 2012-10-03 00:36:09
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#39 2012-10-08 02:51:02
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#40 2012-10-08 17:33:01
Can we all have our own threads where we paste terrible TV shows? I really want somewhere to store my entire collection of Coronation St. - all 51 seasons!
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#41 2012-10-08 17:36:11
I'm glad you, ah-choo, and others are enjoying this!
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#42 2012-10-14 00:20:13
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#43 2012-10-28 05:28:28
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#44 2013-06-11 09:45:16
The Bears Are Back!
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