#1 2007-10-09 22:11:18
I get a lot of junk mail from dating sites. I've been putting some of it through the lolcat builder to make loldates as I recover from my latest head injury. I'd love to see what you'd come up with.
Yahoo! personals, Glenn
Match.com, c_vano
Match.com, da_band_geek
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#2 2007-10-09 22:12:58
You make me sad.
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#3 2007-10-09 22:13:48
I make me sad too. Wanna make each other angry instead?
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#4 2007-10-09 22:57:16
God.
I'm with forty.
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#5 2007-10-10 01:10:31
Almost cruel to me...Aw, fuck dailymotion
I remember when people here were more intensely & casually MEAN.
How much absolutely boring shit - not just lame, but shamefully stupid - have I posted, & nobody's even called me a cunt? Back in the day, the threshhold for provoking expressions of disdain seemed much lower.
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#6 2007-10-10 01:18:29
Go fellate a hair spray encrusted hot curling iron and fix that fucking abomination of HTML before I anally rape your tender pink butt muscle with Jew's AIDs infested cock.
What, you need to be validated by abuse to feel welcome?
Fuck that, the welcoming committee is going to go wash back some more perc with wine. It is time better spent.
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#7 2007-10-10 01:22:19
Yo Douche, suck my cat.
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#8 2007-10-10 01:43:08
opsec wrote:
Yo Douche, suck my cat.
Douching is my favorite past time. Perhaps we can share a bag and some FDS spray?
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#9 2007-10-10 01:54:18
Ahhhhhh - like a warm bath of wino spittle.
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#10 2007-10-10 02:08:22
opsec wrote:
opsec wrote:
Yo Douche, suck my cat.
Douching is my favorite past time. Perhaps we can share a bag and some FDS spray?
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#11 2007-10-10 11:32:38
Ops, you fag!
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#12 2007-10-10 12:03:25
Roger_That wrote:
Ops, you fag!
HAH, you're just jealous. You don't know the half of it. I started a torrid email romance with Taint last night. Also the cat was walking funny this morning. I'm not sure if there's a connection.
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#13 2007-10-10 12:10:04
Opsec! You told me you weren't into pussy anymore!
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#14 2007-10-10 12:12:19
The cat is male, but neutered. Does that count?
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#15 2007-10-10 12:30:54
heh. I see you like feminine deodorant sprays...
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#16 2007-10-10 12:33:13
opsec wrote:
The cat is male, but neutered. Does that count?
Only when it's perfoming that one trick you taught it to do with the goat. Now that's a show stopper!
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#17 2007-10-10 12:37:23
sofaking wrote:
Only when it's perfoming that one trick you taught it to do with the goat. Now that's a show stopper!
I call the act The Aristocats.
I hate explaining myself, but for those unfamiliar... http://www.dead-frog.com/aristocrats/
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#18 2007-10-10 16:01:46
opsec wrote:
Yo Douche, suck my cat.
Sorry, I'm vegan, & your cat's ugly. I'll send my lawyer over instead.
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