Cocktails in the morning? Gauche. I'll stick with sherry at elevenses, thank you.

The mixilator obviously hates me.  I asked for something easy and got this:

Lagger Cocktail
Chill cocktail glass. Prepare as follows:

Muddle in cocktail shaker puree of fresh raspberries & salt with a dash of ouzo.

In cocktail shaker frappe with ice

1¾ oz vodka
¾ oz kirschwasser
½ oz coconut cream
1 tsp. sugar cane syrup
2 tsp butterscotch schnapps
Pour into cocktail glass.

Float a scant spoonful of Italian vermouth on surface of drink. Decorate with puree of raspberry. Add a shake of allspice.

Other than Vodka, I've got none of that shit.

opsec wrote:

CocktailDB doesn't know how to make a Colorado Motherfucker.   Thumbs down. 

A favorite of my youth... nasty as this mix sounds, it goes down like a White Russian.  Interestingly enough, it will also make a White Russian go down, but that's another story.

Colorado Motherfucker

1 oz white rum
1 oz vodka
1 oz tequila
1 oz gin
1 oz Kahlua
1 oz heavy cream
1 oz (slash) cola

Shaker with 4-6 oz small cube ice, serve in 16 oz tumbler.

I think the only thing missing from that concocticon is meth-teeth-scrapple

Why is Maria presenting the drinks? Is there a connection with Metropolis I'm not catching? Am I over-analyzing this? Does anyone really care?

whosasailorthen wrote:

sic wrote:

I think the only thing missing from that concocticon is meth-teeth-scrapple

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How very "Uncle Meat" of you.

Why thank you!  Would you like to use my na-kin one mo time?