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#1 2012-08-01 14:25:42

I give him 18 months.  And I'm being generous.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2 … ted-heroin

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#2 2012-08-01 15:36:32

Ewww.  He's skanky looking.

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#3 2012-08-01 18:14:26

Roger_That wrote:

Ewww.  He's skanky looking.

That, my dear, is an understatement.

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#5 2012-08-02 09:12:46

In another 5 years:

http://greenobles.com/data_images/william-h--macy/william-h--macy-11.jpg

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#6 2012-08-02 10:22:01

At least he has a career.....

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#7 2012-08-02 13:15:00

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#8 2012-08-02 16:40:01

It takes a lot of drugs to drown the memory of being molested by Michael Jackson!

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#9 2012-08-03 12:20:15

Awright, it's oaficial: 2012-08-03

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#10 2012-08-04 14:41:47

lechero wrote:

That's some queer shit right there, bra! Had to go watch a Ted Nugent video after that.

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#11 2012-08-07 09:27:01

Banjo wrote:

That's some queer shit right there, bra! Had to go watch a Ted Nugent video after that.

Yeah, I thought that would "straighten me out" as well; But, once Ted started ranting about how he would be dead in a year, I could not help but to pleasure my-self to the thought.

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#12 2012-10-08 23:01:39

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#13 2012-10-11 22:53:43

Spammer from AU.  Moved to questionable.

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#14 2012-10-29 13:05:09

Well, at least he'd break the curse.  So far, all my childhood crushes have died.  I was a big Jonathan Brandis fan, as well as Corey Haim.  I absolutely adored Brad Renfro.  Seriously, those were the only 1990s teen idols I had a thing for.  I could have given a shit less about Macaulay Culkin.  If he croaks, then at least I won't feel so bad.

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#15 2012-10-29 16:10:22

feisty wrote:

Well, at least he'd break the curse.  So far, all my childhood crushes have died.  I was a big Jonathan Brandis fan, as well as Corey Haim.  I absolutely adored Brad Renfro.  Seriously, those were the only 1990s teen idols I had a thing for.  I could have given a shit less about Macaulay Culkin.  If he croaks, then at least I won't feel so bad.

You would not believe how fascinating that is. I'd lay odds it gave Scotty an instant twig. Please tell us more about your teen celebrity crushes, Feisty, I'm thinking of editing them into a book.

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