#1 2012-08-09 08:52:23
My man-aconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hun!
My apologies to Sir Mix-a-Lot.
Also, when I was scanning to see if this might be a hat I only clicked on fnrod's "They're So Cute" thread. Take that how you will.
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#2 2012-08-09 09:11:44
Oh, I bet Sir Mix-a-Lot is kicking himself for not coming up with Man-aconda himself.
I'd like someone to find a picture of a snake that doesn't resemble a penis.....
This just shows that deep down, no matter how advanced our society becomes, we are all 5 year old telling dick jokes.
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#3 2012-08-09 09:41:57
XregnaR wrote:
Oh, I bet Sir Mix-a-Lot is kicking himself for not coming up with Man-aconda himself.
I'd like someone to find a picture of a snake that doesn't resemble a penis.....
This just shows that deep down, no matter how advanced our society becomes, we are all 5 year old telling dick jokes.
Bullshit. I think I can reasonably argue that the majority of people tell dick jokes on at least a 7- or 8-year-old level.
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#4 2012-08-09 09:54:59
We grow up so quick....
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#5 2012-08-09 09:58:50
At least it's Kosher.
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#6 2012-08-09 10:28:36
Tall Paul wrote:
At least it's Kosher.
Sorry, bubeleh. Reptiles aren't kosher nor are amphibians.
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#7 2012-08-09 20:15:00
Taint wrote:
Tall Paul wrote:
At least it's Kosher.
Sorry, bubeleh. Reptiles aren't kosher nor are amphibians.
But it's been circumcised!
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#8 2012-08-09 23:15:29
Y'all can bite me. The article clearly says, right up front, that it's an amphibian. So, it's a penis salamander.
This one's got magic stimu-fingers for her pleasure.
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#9 2012-08-09 23:18:34
sigmoid freud wrote:
Y'all can bite me. The article clearly says, right up front, that it's an amphibian. So, it's a penis salamander.
This one's got magic stimu-fingers for her pleasure.
careful, Japan might here you....
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#10 2012-08-10 10:16:22
XregnaR wrote:
sigmoid freud wrote:
Y'all can bite me. The article clearly says, right up front, that it's an amphibian. So, it's a penis salamander.
This one's got magic stimu-fingers for her pleasure.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/34_axolotl3-1274663984.jpgcareful, Japan might here you....
The old Japanese dilemma: Eat it right away or fuck it first?
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