http://victory-light.blogspot.com/

Maybe you have to be from a certain generation or have certain cultural tastes (this would rule out fnord), but this is genius. To wit, a description of dating in the winter, or where I currently reside: "IS LIKE RED DAWN B LIKE YOU JUST BE WANDERING THE ILL PUSSY WASTELAND AND WHEN YOU FINALLY SEE A BITCH IN THE DISTANCE YOU GET OD HYPE LIKE "WOLVERINES NIGGA!" WITH YOUR DICK IN YOUR HAND & SHIT"