Compared to what I think of you, Paul, A redneck moron is a first class gentleman.

You were always the kid who didn't fit in, weren't you?

You tried so hard to have some talent or personality trait that would make the other kids want to hang out with you but you were always ridiculed instead. Never had a date until you were 35 and that chick couldn't STAND you. The only sexual encounters you had were when your father would sneak into your bedroom after mom was asleep.

Am I getting warm?

Sometimes saying it well is saying nothing at all, you are wasting internet space.

Ah, this is good.  This is as it should be.  I can see from the above exchange that my influence remains, even after the passage of years.   The spirit of li'l ol' moi permeates both of your respective Word Gifts, good sirs.  This is not to say that T'Paul isn't just a festering, heavily maggot-ridden cunt, of course.   And it looks to me as though he is sticking with brief responses, since his Word Gift is, like his erections, unsustainable for any serviceable length of time.  But I am touched nonetheless. 

Peace and Golden Horsey Love unto you both.

I'm touched (in a purely Catholic way) that this brazen display of well defended ignorance has served to pull back the rug and give us a brief glimpse of all of the old High Street regulars as they scurry back toward the dark recesses they habituate.

As the one who pays the freight, Tom, I've seen nine years of enough. I won't recant, so don't ask. The end.

Bambi shitrat lovers.

choad wrote:

Why do you keep hijacking this anti-hunter thread with eggs?

choad wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

Why do you keep hijacking this anti-hunter thread with eggs?

Oh, you were that wiseass saddle sniffer the teacher made sit up front so you wouldn't agitate any more trouble, right?

That hurts but, yes.

Bigcat wrote:

choad wrote:

Oh, you were that wiseass saddle sniffer the teacher made sit up front so you wouldn't agitate any more trouble, right?

That hurts but, yes.

Hey, that was a compliment. I only aspired to such greatest, moving so often my performance suffered, and my multilingual cussing shtick never caught on. The cretins in the back row fart rhythm section always stole the applause.

choad wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

choad wrote:

Oh, you were that wiseass saddle sniffer the teacher made sit up front so you wouldn't agitate any more trouble, right?

That hurts but, yes.

Hey, that was a compliment. I only aspired to such greatest, moving so often my performance suffered, and my multilingual cussing shtick never caught on. The cretins in the back row fart rhythm section always stole the applause.

Which linguas?

Taint wrote:

What a fun thread. I'd forgotten all about it. Well, I'm off to go get laid - swarthy Spaniards await.

Tell them about all of the big deer you've slain. That will really impress them.

Shit, that's too bad. Better lovin words was never spoke.

"Dija-gejur buck yit" doesn't translate either.

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whosasailorthen wrote:

Just had a 6 point buck walk across my front driveway today, along with his harem of does. If only I weren't so close to the damned road....

Yep, you could have killed him and bragged about his horns.

Bigcat wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Just had a 6 point buck walk across my front driveway today, along with his harem of does. If only I weren't so close to the damned road....

Yep, you could have killed him and bragged about his horns.

Better yet I could have sauteed his furry little ass and had it with a nice red currant sauce.

whosasailorthen wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Just had a 6 point buck walk across my front driveway today, along with his harem of does. If only I weren't so close to the damned road....

Yep, you could have killed him and bragged about his horns.

Better yet I could have sauteed his furry little ass and had it with a nice red currant sauce.

I met this hot little Italian guy last night who had a furry little ass and... oh, wait. Sorry. Wrong thread.

square wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOyx3r59L-I&t=29m10s

I hope you are not mocking the most noble hobby/lifestyle called hunting, sir. If you are, I will fart in your general direction.

Bigcat wrote:

http://gma.yahoo.com/jersey-shopping-plaza-shootout-leaves-several-dead-110051705--abc-news-topstories.html

Night stockers are notoriously mentally unstable.

thefriendsofeddiedoyle wrote:

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Night stockers are notoriously mentally unstable.

Prejudice is a terrible thing.  Haven't my people suffered enough?  My brothers and I are just like you, only beaten down a little bit more.

I only know that because I did it for almost two years to put myself through college. (Giant Eagle FTL!) Nothing like rolling out of the store in the AM, grabbing a cup of coffee and hitting my 8am chemistry class. It was a 24 hour store and I still prefer to do my shopping after 2am because grocery stores are just cooler in the dark hours.

Deer Killing Season is once again upon us in Central Pa.

Yesterday I was working in my office at home. A douche bag from down the road came and beat on my door, I didn't answer fast enough so he let himself in.

Purpose of his visit was three fold:

1  " I planted a food plot down in the hollow, saw a 4 point and 3 does"(my hollow, I own it)

2  " I cut a couple trees down so the four wheelers can't run through it, me and you will be able to get our bucks pretty quick, all I ask is that you give me 1st crack since I planted the food plot" (my fucking trees and my fucking 4 wheeler path.)

3 " I ain't gonna see your dogs chasin no deer, right? I shoot dogs chasin deer"( my dogs, my land my deer, my everything)

Thanks to all of you asshole hunters who have opened my eyes to this wonderful sport.

I haven't struck another person in 20 years until yesterday. I beat that asshole in the face without speaking a word.

Fuck you Goober and any other fuckstain who hunts.

choad wrote:

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I'm not eating it

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