It was a mitzvah.

Why can't these spammers ever post nice things? It's not like it's hard to find material:
http://yayhooray.net/thread/152/have-we … ts-yet/p/0

Dmtdust wrote:

Oh, I think the remedy was perfect.  Of course, the wife was at my shoulder when I started to click through the post.  Oh well.

omigod, is she now on to you and your awareness of the existence of breasts besides hers?

No problem, Choad. It's not really my art collection - thank the titty-girls of tumblr. If it happens again, Taint & Fnord, I'll try to throw in appropriate images for teh ghey threads - here's one now to make up for last night.

Taint wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

No problem, Choad. It's not really my art collection - thank the titty-girls of tumblr. If it happens again, Taint & Fnord, I'll try to throw in appropriate images for teh ghey threads - here's one now to make up for last night.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_manyg … o1_500.gif

So thoughtful!

Indeed, that's our Wilber.  Somehow we have to infect him with gay spores.

yo wilbur, it sounds like taint and fnord want to run all up in ur rectal, b.

u need to defensively stop wipin this very afternoon. those two seem too fancy for dinkleberry action.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

ah297900 wrote:

yo wilbur, it sounds like taint and fnord want to run all up in ur rectal, b.

u need to defensively stop wipin this very afternoon. those two seem too fancy for dinkleberry action.

Thanks ah - I only wipe if there's splatter, so should be good. (Although Fnord does home-care, so he may travel with sani-wipes.)

fuck that son, u want an impenetrable grating of calcified shit and matted hair between their cocks and ur pumpum. you'll have to change ur diet to liquids that u can extrude that doodoo through ur rectal security matrix.

anything less and it's like you're asking for it. hell, i'd prolly not blow my nose if i was u--taint seems like the kind of dude that'll throw a nasal fuck somebody's way once you get a few appletinis in him.

edit: u can deal with fnord with some spray-on tan and growing out some afro puffs.

Last edited by ah297900 (2012-09-24 18:07:19)

i almost forgot, bro: U NEED TO PROTECT UR VITTLES WHILE U SLEEP.

this is most important. at night the queers know ur slippin, dreaming about eskimo titties or whatever the fuck dudes in canadia dream about that's not hockey. so they sneek into ur room and suck the life force (jism) from u and reverse-suck some ill homo vibes back in its place. this is how more gays are made.

here's what u do to deal with this eventuality. u take rocks and pebbles and sticks and shit and shove them up in ur dickhole. if u can't do it right at first, u get a friend to help NO HOMO. that way when ur beset by thirsty canadian-bacon-queens, u can scare them off. first, they don't like the noise ur dick is going to make. second, they don't want a chipped tooth and ain't no homo can abide having a fucked up grill.

u should sleep with spike tv on in the background too, just to be safe. i herd they hate motocross.

Hey Ahpoopsie, How long have you been black, my brother?

yo

y u wanna know baby boo? u want dese digits so we can mash?