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#1 2012-10-02 18:28:15



According to the Children Of Mary (an order of Catholic nuns), women who use birth control cause men to turn gay!  Take your pills bitches!

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#2 2012-10-02 18:52:42

I love the idea that you could "put all the people of the world inside the state of Texas." Please - let's try that, forcibly and soon, with everyone stupid enough to espouse the idea.

I also love the idea that we're "contracepting ourselves out of existence." Please - let's try that too.

Finally, I love that the real thrust of this little video is to rekindle the Counter-Reformation - it's Council of Trent time again - go Catholic-whack-jobs!

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#3 2012-10-02 19:56:57

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

I love the idea that you could "put all the people of the world inside the state of Texas." Please - let's try that, forcibly and soon, with everyone stupid enough to espouse the idea.

The total area of the state of Texas is 268,580 sq. miles.  So as each person takes up 1 sq. ft. and there are 27,878,400 sq. feet per sq. mile you could therefore fit 7,487,580,672,000 into the state of Texas.  Yes that is 7.5 Trillion (with a big T) people.

However the noxious emissions from ass-gas alone would kill most of them in less than an hour.

Even worse is the fact that they would then all be Texans and the world would therefore be a horrible, horrible place.

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#4 2012-10-03 08:45:14

How long ago was it that everyone could Stand on Zanzibar?

And if nuns want to believe that having more sex with your boyfriend causes him to go gay, it just reinforces my belief that you can tell those silly bitches anything and they will believe it. Note to self: Must try smooth talking more nuns...

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