#1 2012-10-03 00:55:05
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#2 2012-10-03 01:56:01
I thought that was what people ate in places like Cuntucky. Never been there, perhaps sadly, and I'm quite remorselessly guilty of an exoticized vision of cromagnons, neanderthals, hillbilllies and niggers living in a state of edentulous, antebellum, antediluvian ignorance and savagery. (Much the way some of you think of Canada.)
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#3 2012-10-03 08:59:32
I would have to come clean, I have eaten roadkill twice in my life, and was happy to do it both times. The first time a deer charged headlong into a car driving along a road, broke it's neck and fell back into the ditch, twitching. After dispatching it we hauled it back home and processed it. Though technically illegal, it's not like the game warden could have saved it and I wasn't letting all that tasty meat go to waste. The second time was one we found at the entrance to my brother's driveway. It had been hit in the rear and both it's back legs were broken. It had already expired and we weren't quite so sure it was safe, but the internal temp still measured in the low 90's, so we knew it hadn't been long, so we sausaged that one, just to be sure to kill any possible sepsis with salt.
If I knew my local Cheap Chinese place had lean, tasty venison on the menu, I might order the "beef" more often. As it is, there is already too much Chow in the Chow Mein, way too greasy for me.
PS: A local gastro-pub near me has jumped on the "whole animal" bandwagon and now offers dishes made from every part of the animal. While I applaud the concept and endorse their respect for the animal's spirit, charging $35+ for some "tapa" made from the braised sow's ear or jowls makes the edentulous, antebellum, antediluvian hillbilly in me chuckle.
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#4 2012-10-03 11:37:00
I think what the world wants to know is; Is there anything that you have NOT done? I went back a ways over some threads, it turns out that anything anyone has ever seen or done, you have also.
The only thing I believe is that you eat roadkill. And suck dick.
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#5 2012-10-03 13:52:48
Bigcat wrote:
Is there anything that you have NOT done?
No, now that I've crossed your mom off the list. I've done it all.
Oh, and you are a stinky doody head.
Now feel more at home?
What's the matter, already spent your welfare check down at the Wagon Wheel so you have nothing else to do other than sit around, watch Judge Judy and wait for me to post something?
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#6 2012-10-03 14:02:57
Where is the Wagon Wheel?
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