#1 2012-10-13 16:11:24
http://discovermagazine.com/2011/mar/20 … ut-spiders
Including a cure for your phobia George!
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#2 2012-10-13 17:58:47
George would hate my basement. Instead of bombing for the cellar spiders this year I have been nurturing the wolf spiders, and they're doing a pretty good job too.
Oh and here's a flash game for ya.
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#3 2012-10-13 18:08:22
opsec wrote:
Instead of bombing for the cellar spiders this year I have been nurturing the wolf spiders
Until the fuckers get big enough to carry off your cat.
I love/hate when I hear something walking along crunching leaves and find out it is a wolf spider. Creepy motherfuckers. You shouldn't be able to hear a spiders footsteps- I don't give a fuck.
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#4 2012-10-13 19:29:04
Vancouver is wolf spider heaven, and those little devils have got me laid at least half-a-dozen times. Here's the recipe for this particular little silken web of sexual intrigue:
1. Let her know that giant hairy-legged wolf spiders abound, but that they usually stay under the bed.
2. Every time you pick something up, make a show of shaking it out.
3. Tell her about the time you woke up with a wolf spider drinking from your eye.
4. Show her the books in your shelves on arachnids Lycosidae in particular.
5. Tell her that your bed is the only spider-free zone in the city.
6. Make her a nice dinner.
7. Wait till the sun goes down.
8. Wait till the moon comes up.
9. Wait till she knocks on your door.
10. Pounce.
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#5 2012-10-13 20:04:15
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Vancouver is wolf spider heaven, and those little devils have got me laid at least half-a-dozen times. Here's the recipe for this particular little silken web of sexual intrigue:
1. Let her know that giant hairy-legged wolf spiders abound, but that they usually stay under the bed.
2. Every time you pick something up, make a show of shaking it out.
3. Tell her about the time you woke up with a wolf spider drinking from your eye.
4. Show her the books in your shelves on arachnids Lycosidae in particular.
5. Tell her that your bed is the only spider-free zone in the city.
6. Make her a nice dinner.
7. Wait till the sun goes down.
8. Wait till the moon comes up.
9. Wait till she knocks on your door.
10. Pounce.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ess … o1_500.jpg
A Horny Man's Best Friend
The fuck kind of women have you been with?
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#6 2012-10-13 20:32:44
Mostly Meth Heads I think from this performance.
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#7 2012-10-13 20:36:03
Bigcat wrote:
The fuck kind of women have you been with?
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#8 2012-10-13 20:39:50
Pshaw to all of you. You obviously have no real knowledge of the effect of wolf spiders on girls and women. As for meth heads - never touched one. A coke-addicted wife put me off that sort of thing.
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