The one in Louisiana is going to be interesting.  They have 5 people in custody.

If Phreddy, Emmeran and the 3D-printer advocates are right, then this discussion is moot from every possible direction, and there's no sense talking about weapon control ever again. Furthermore, it seems only logical that everyone who can afford to buy or build one should have a personal nuclear bomb. Weapon anarchy is not just a right anymore, it's an imminent reality, and without nukes, how would the citizen of the future defend himself from the increasing aggressions of scary negroes, scary negro government, and even scarier sand-negroes? I'm excited - a whole new world of freedoms awaits!

Bigcat wrote:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/27/minneapolis-shooting-accent-signage-systems_n_1921261.html?1348788584&icid=maing-grid7%7Chp-desktop%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D212131

Oh, and I suppose now they're gonna say that guns somehow played a key role in all this?

Emmeran wrote:

Taint wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/27/minneapolis-shooting-accent-signage-systems_n_1921261.html?1348788584&icid=maing-grid7%7Chp-desktop%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D212131

Oh, and I suppose now they're gonna say that guns somehow played a key role in all this?

Well they do make it easier, however the folks in Japan and China seem to think that knives are just as effective.  I reckon I could obtain the same results with a sturdy baseball bat.

Would be more challenging but, exhausting to kill that many with a ball bat.

Last edited by Bigcat (2012-09-29 10:08:50)

ah297900 wrote:

If bats and knives are as deadly as guns, why does the army use guns?

Have you priced a Derek Jeter Ash bat lately?

XregnaR wrote:

ah297900 wrote:

If bats and knives are as deadly as guns, why does the army use guns?

Distance.

Never bring a knife to a gun fight - unless the gun fight's in an elevator.

...and let's not forget to grab pellet guns:

http://m.adn.com/adn/db_/contentdetail. … d=c96VLYm1

Last edited by JetRx (2012-10-01 23:37:19)

opsec wrote:

I'm just relieved that most psychopaths that are intent on mayhem use guns instead of chemistry.

And a good thing most of them failed biology too...

Emmeran wrote:

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/27/minneapolis-shooting-accent-signage-systems_n_1921261.html?1348788584&icid=maing-grid7%7Chp-desktop%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D212131

Thanks for saving us the court and incarceration costs, by the way.

Don't worry, once Obama is reelected it will be so hard to fire someone that this kind of tragedy won't happen any more.

And if you can't make at least three guns and your own ammunition from what's in your garage you don't have a very manly garage.

Yup - there we go, somehow the rabid right would find a way to connect this to Obama.

For fucks sack man, give it a rest.

Doncha know, the Communist Muslim Kenyan is responsible for everything.  Why, he's even able to create and steer hurricanes!

Last edited by fnord (2012-10-02 01:30:49)

Obama bashing is like religion: No amount of sarcasm is indistinguishable from true belief.

Bigcat wrote:

Obamer ain't takin MY FUCKIN GUNS!!!! I'm a hunter, I use 'em to get mah buck.

Cold dead fingers and all that.

Yeah, 'cause his entire administration since 01/20/2009 has been hell-bent on gettin' ahr guns.  Look at all the gun restrictions that have gone into effect since then!  And he's practically buried Congress in that anti-gun legislation of his.

Bigcat wrote:

He come raaht to muh house wantin mah gun. I tole im to getta fuck outta here.

Good for you.  But you left out the part where he demanded all the blonde women of your household.

Aw, shit!  I shoulda known the First Lady was really a man.  She has such great fashion sense, after all...

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/mal … 54621.html

And don't forget to see Choad's post about a huntin' axident.

Cherchez la femme.

sigmoid freud wrote:

FWIW, one of my co-workers shot himself early Saturday morning. Total shock, no overt clues he had anything like that in mind. You still wonder if there was something you missed, some way you could have helped.

We are a small office and very much family. Tomorrow's going to be a fucked up day.

I work in a small office too.  I feel for all of you.  There's nothing to say to make it easier.

sigmoid freud wrote:

Wilbur's family checks in:

http://www.coshoctontribune.com/usatoda … le/1648801

I love everything about skunks, and would never shoot one unless it was stealing my weed. I would never shoot a little girl, either, unless she was unfixably homely. Besides, Canadians are not nearly as trigger-happy as some people I could mention, y'all. I keep old Betsy with a plastic chastity lock on her trigger-clit to forfend such American-style "gun-accidents." To jump out of bed, find the key, unlock & load her takes about 30 seconds of concentrated activity (which is usually about enough time to clear my drunken head) and would almost certainly give away my presence and position. I keep guns for game, and for the zombie Apocalypse (may it come soon and be as fun as it looks in movies). Until then, my go-to emergency weapons are hefty, well-balanced throwers, gankers and smatchets, cleverly secreted around the house in pairs for any joyous occasion. If you want to check out my Apache skillz and possibly bleed out on my kitchen floor come visit me unannounced in the middle of the night. Skunk costume optional.

opsec wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

my go-to emergency weapons are hefty, well-balanced throwers, gankers and smatchets, cleverly secreted around the house in pairs for any joyous occasion.

I see you've been reading some of the darker Dr. Seuss material.

You know me too well...I found the unabridged on Amazon. Here's an extract:

I was present, I was, in Whoville that night,
When all the Who-Niggers assembled to fight
Their oppressors (Who-Honkies) with blasters and hatchets,
With throwers, with gankers, with deadly Who-smatchets,
With grinders and mulchers, with shivs gats and roscoes,
With box knives and bayonets, looted from Costco,
They hacked and they stabbed and they shot at Who-honkies,
And waved their big cocks (they were hung like Who-donkeys).
And all the Who-children who got underfoot
Were ground into shit on the heels of Who-boots,
Except for poor Cindy-Lou Who whom I taped
To a table, ass-up, for some violent rape,
Which ended, of course, in Who-blood and Who-shit,
When her little Who-asshole and cunt finally split.

It goes on for almost 200 pages, but gets a little too foul for the Internet.

Bigcat wrote:

sigmoid freud wrote:

Wilbur's family checks in:

http://www.coshoctontribune.com/usatoda … le/1648801

Be careful of what hat you choose.

Gotcher Skunk Pick Out Yet?

By Choadski

OMG, I've been hatted.  Swell yourself with pride,  my friend!

Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs

sigmoid freud wrote:

FWIW, one of my co-workers shot himself early Saturday morning. Total shock, no overt clues he had anything like that in mind. You still wonder if there was something you missed, some way you could have helped.

We are a small office and very much family. Tomorrow's going to be a fucked up day.

At least he didn't decide to take the rest of you with him; be thankful for that.

XregnaR wrote:

http://news.yahoo.com/ex-megachurch-employee-sought-fatal-shooting-164045915.html

Good luck figuring out how you feel about this one.

What's to figger? Christians should shoot each other more frequently.

fnord wrote:

Creflo Dollar is a scamvangelist; the world would be a better place if the shooter had gotten him.

Scammer??   What gave you the first clue??





Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs

The 'church' Creflo runs is indeed fleecing its floc.  To join the church, you have to submit more financial info than you would to buy a house.  Once analyzed, World Changers will tell you how much your initial tithing will be, and give you the amount you will need to tithe on a monthly basis to continue your church membership.  They are an equal opportunity fleecer, not discriminating against sheep of white or black wool.