#1 2012-11-06 16:17:52
This website is about me, StrongJesus, the greatest man to ever live
If you don't like it fuckoff.
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#2 2012-11-06 16:19:44
Obviously since I'm the greatest I have quite a few accomplisments behind me. This website documents and praises my greatness.
Obviuosly one of his accomplishments isn't spelling.
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#3 2012-11-06 16:38:25
Roger_That wrote:
Obviously since I'm the greatest I have quite a few accomplisments behind me. This website documents and praises my greatness.
Obviuosly one of his accomplishments isn't spelling.
When you're as great as StrongJesus, you don't need to worry about spelling. Come on, admit it: he made you wet.
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#4 2012-11-06 16:39:18
Taint wrote:
When you're as great as StrongJesus, you don't need to worry about spelling. Come on, admit it: he made you wet.
He made me want to go and grab a pair of clippers and shave someone's head. (namely his).
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#5 2012-11-06 17:23:50
He's hot, but I'm glad he plays for the hetero team!
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#6 2012-11-06 17:32:13
I imagine a lot of heteros do as well....
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#7 2012-11-06 19:21:34
He strikes me as insane, the sort of person who would feel extreme guilt if he ever had sex with a man. Such weirdos often feel obligated to kill the man they had sex with in order to "get right with god" and get rid of the person who knew about their lapse. He probably abuses women, but that's the hetero team's problem.
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#8 2012-11-06 21:51:15
Exact quote from this guy "If you don't have sex with StrongJesus you are a fucking idiot"
He's Ghey.
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#9 2012-11-06 22:11:11
strong jesus wrote:
I'm a master marksman, I clean my long powerful gun with GunOil once, sometimes twice a day. If I'm really bored I'll do it like 5 times a day. It's important to use long strong strokes when doing it. You can never clean your gun too much.
Is Em's Mom Strong Jesus?
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#10 2012-11-06 22:58:43
(yawn)
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