#451 2007-12-04 19:03:47
Choad wrote:
You'd never know who disapproved your banner.
Actually the system logs, I know who approved and disapproved every time.
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#452 2007-12-04 22:17:03
Maybe a dumb idea but you suppose composing banners for other sites might persaude them to display ours?
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#453 2007-12-05 06:17:19
pALEPHx wrote:
When I create something for that purpose, it is for everyone here
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giving me shit for speaking my mind
You are one funny fucker, I'll give you that (unfortunately not the ha ha type) . One point; why do you give people shit when they "speak" theirs just because you do not agree with them? For example, you are full of self important shit. That is speaking my mind. You deal with it.
Silly little fuck.
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#454 2007-12-05 12:54:34
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#455 2007-12-05 12:59:48
Interesting piece of scrimshaw. Lonely sailors and all....
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#456 2007-12-05 13:11:15
MSG Tripps wrote:
sailors and all....
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#457 2007-12-05 13:14:38
MSG Tripps wrote:
Interesting piece of scrimshaw. Lonely sailors and all....
Sailors between boats. Scrimshaw was still a major industry here when I was a kid. Shops sold it everywhere you looked and gone now the way of corsets and buggy whips.
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#458 2007-12-05 13:15:02
choad wrote:
MSG Tripps wrote:
Interesting piece of scrimshaw. Lonely sailors and all....
Sailors between boats. Scrimshaw was still a major industry here when I was a kid. Shops sold it everywhere you looked; gone now the way of corsets and buggy whips.
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#459 2007-12-05 13:20:56
choad wrote:
corsets and buggy whips.
Fetish of the moment?
Hey, choad.
Edit: The last 2 entries of yours are a bit strange.
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#460 2007-12-05 13:26:39
MSG Tripps wrote:
choad wrote:
corsets and buggy whips.
Fetish of the moment?
A carving of Zookeeper's morning post. I built boats. That Steve Miller was perfect.
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#461 2007-12-05 13:39:59
#462 2007-12-05 13:47:08
Content, content.... what the hell is that anyway?
One man's content is another women's belief and another person's shit.
flashy.... man, flashy....
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#463 2007-12-06 21:02:20
To get this thread back on banners; should anything be done with something like this:
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#464 2007-12-07 22:26:42
I stalled on these next two...
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#465 2007-12-08 00:13:54
High-Street.Org. Now with reservoir tip.
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#466 2007-12-08 03:52:52
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#467 2007-12-08 05:26:30
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#468 2007-12-08 05:52:40
Decadence wrote:
Pale wrote:
No sweat, it's capable of surviving the likes of yours. But let me spell it out, with small words: Cruel is dead.
Were you truly committed to this belief, you'd write as much on your pENIx, and post it for the women-folk here.
I please the women-folk here, simply by not being you.
MSG Tripps wrote:
You are one funny fucker, I'll give you that (unfortunately not the ha ha type).
Is there another type? Queer, maybe? Can we consult Alex Trebek? Can I buy a vowel?
MSG Tripps wrote:
One point; why do you give people shit when they "speak" theirs just because you do not agree with them?
Only one? Usually, you have so many. Anyway... I've really been quite careful. I imitate only those who appear to have tenure and I focus my attentions on the ones who think their status is perpetually assured. I give them a lot less shit than you're giving me now and I can take a whole lot more than you're capable of producing. Do you think you can come up with more than playground taunts?
MSG Tripps wrote:
For example, you are full of self important shit. That is speaking my mind. You deal with it.
Yes. Because you say so, it must be true. Shake that Magic 8-Ball again.
MSG Tripps wrote:
Silly little fuck.
Oh, whatever, Dhal. Just cut it out. I'm really not interested in making your life difficult unless that's the only way you know how to interact. I may be a 'permanent n00b' to you, but that really does little to diminish what I'm capable of providing. If you don't like it, then don't get all pissy ol' maid on me, and tell me what you'd prefer. This thread is about the banners, not your goddamn lines in the digital sand.
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#469 2007-12-08 19:09:15
choad wrote:
VERY nice, except - no exclamation point, just the period. Calm. Subtle. Mellow.
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#470 2007-12-08 20:08:12
Hokeydoke, you're the one with the prescription pad.
I'm trying to summon some new themes rather than recycle shop worn cruel mainstays like sexual deviance, restraining orders and divorce decrees, racial tension, fundi fruitcakes, trailer park romance and stewed cat recipes.
Any ideas?
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#471 2007-12-08 20:29:56
choad wrote:
Any ideas?
The only one that comes immediately to mind--and it's vague and possibly lame--is a series of banners with instructions, e.g., "Not To Be Taken With Food;" "Avoid Use of Heavy Machinery;" "Side Effects Include Uncontrollable Flatulence" and the like. On prescription bottles, perhaps?
(Hey, Dec - want this?)
A perfunctory search also yields some cute-ish warning signs: Warning signs of the future...
...and a couple from a site called bloodyexcellent.com:
That's as much as my malnourished brain can come up with at the moment. My dinner is late. Somebody else suggest something.
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#472 2007-12-09 00:36:43
Hey, Joob, recognize this fellow?
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#473 2007-12-09 01:16:38
I know this'll bring on the lawyers, but too drunk to care right now...
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#474 2007-12-09 03:51:09
square wrote:
I know this'll bring on the lawyers, but too drunk to care right now...
https://cruelery.com/header/hsopaxil.jpg
"Your sweet talk made me love you, and ProzacTM made me stay."
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#475 2007-12-09 04:00:04
High-Street.Org. Kish mir in tuchis.
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#476 2007-12-09 06:14:31
sigmoid freud wrote:
High-Street.Org. Kish mir in tuchis.
Puckerstar up.
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#477 2007-12-09 06:50:33
Limp pENIx wrote:
Decadence wrote:
Pale wrote:
No sweat, it's capable of surviving the likes of yours. But let me spell it out, with small words: Cruel is dead.
Were you truly committed to this belief, you'd write as much on your pENIx, and post it for the women-folk here.
I please the women-folk here, simply by not being you.
Dear Insipid-Little-Cunt,
I've no idea what you believe it is that you have to gain by lobbing such unprovoked attacks (I was hardly taking Dhal's side were you suffering such delusions); However, rest assured that - If you truly desire to get down and fucking dirty - I will run fucking circles around your ass (Despite your having the distinct advantage of being able to spit out paragraph after paragraph of unrelated tripe {Thus, guaranteeing that I'll have moved on to the next commenter by your second sentence}).
In an attempt to adapt to the fact that High-Street is - In actuality - more Cruel's a-bit-more-on-the-optimistic-side-placenta than yet another bitter-after-birth, I have been as fucking tolerant of your dreary-ass, rain-on-every-body's-parade attitude as I possibly can; But, you seem to have no fucking clue where to draw the line, you thick, "fuck-tard."
Succinctly,
Dexedrine (The Bitter-Bastard Formerly Known As "Clonazepam" who was formerly known as "The Kinder Crueler" {Who beget . . .})
Snowball wrote:
(Hey, Dec - want this?)
Oh, I think not. It's obviously boot-leg ("Pams" don't come in capsule form).
Hey, and, where's my full-sized "Bast Surfing The Internet?" Does any-body around here ever check their message center (Realizing full-well that I'm as bad about that as any-body)? Oh, wait, it wasn't - By chance - sent under the subject line "BUY \/ALIUM5 ON-LINES," was it? Because, I believe that I deleted that.
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#478 2007-12-09 09:42:59
Grouchy Motherfucker wrote:
Hey, and, where's my full-sized "Bast Surfing The Internet?"
It was sent to you via regular e-mail, to the address you provided me, under the subject line, "Your Picture..." exactly a week ago, Sunday, December 2. I don't know if it's "full-sized" but it's the only one I've got (and it's fairly big).
If you didn't receive it let me know. Bitch.
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#479 2007-12-09 13:44:44
George Orr wrote:
choad wrote:
Any ideas?
The only one that comes immediately to mind--and it's vague and possibly lame--is a series of banners with instructions, e.g., "Not To Be Taken With Food;" "Avoid Use of Heavy Machinery;" "Side Effects Include Uncontrollable Flatulence" and the like. On prescription bottles, perhaps?
Here's a start...
In the dose-response study, 8 gm/day of olestra increased the total number of incidents of gastrointestinal symptoms — including diarrhea, loose stools, nausea, gas, and others — from 40 to 66 (65% increase). In the two clinical studies, 20 gm/day of olestra caused roughly a doubling of the number of incidents compared to controls.
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#480 2007-12-09 20:26:30
Snowball wrote:
Grouchy Motherfucker wrote:
Hey, and, where's my full-sized "Bast Surfing The Internet?"
It was sent to you via regular e-mail, to the address you provided me, under the subject line, "Your Picture..." exactly a week ago, Sunday, December 2. I don't know if it's "full-sized" but it's the only one I've got (and it's fairly big).
Yeah, that sounds like the one. It never really was full-screen; But I used it as a wall-paper any-way.
Snowball wrote:
If you didn't receive it let me know. Bitch.
Yeah, you know when I said that you should check your on-site message center a few comments up? I didn't receive it.
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#481 2007-12-09 22:36:10
I've just made a third attempt.
If you don't get it this time, you want me to upload it to the Banners thread? Or you wanna give me another e-mail address to try? Or what?
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#482 2007-12-10 15:41:33
Sorry, I've been rather bad about checking my e-mail. I guess that the third time was the charm. Thanks, Snowball.
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#483 2007-12-10 17:37:39
Three new ones uploaded. I'm not even paying attention to Decorpulence anymore. Does anyone?
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#484 2007-12-10 20:37:10
New Banner Added:
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#485 2007-12-10 20:38:44
ok, all new banner additions are automatically posted here.
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#486 2007-12-10 20:43:10
Pale, your banners have been promoted. (nice ones)
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#487 2007-12-11 10:44:15
New Banner Added:
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#488 2007-12-11 18:17:02
Nice one, Fled. Even if it does oddly resemble a Chevy headrest I once saw (maybe they were onto something).
Now accepting "requests."
The NSFW thread is getting tedious to sift thru, despite my encouragements to split it. Feel free to PM me with something that meets the following criteria:
Can include "editable" porn/horror/schlock (overt nudity & gore can't be a banner).
Must be able to display horizontally. Provide cropping instructions if you want.
Tagline/slogan suggestions are welcome, but may be altered.
Content abusive to individual members will be ignored (by me, at least).
Include any font, color, or size directions, if you have any.
Please allow some time for creation. Thx.
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#489 2007-12-11 21:16:56
New Banner Added:
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#490 2007-12-11 21:17:03
New Banner Added:
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#491 2007-12-11 21:17:13
New Banner Added:
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#492 2007-12-13 01:24:22
Y'know, I suggest that the lower window homepage message - "Coarse and offensive (etc.)" - ought to be incorporated in a default banner, with a not-TOO-bad image just so normals get an inkling of what to expect. And, Mr. Natural ain't it.
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#493 2007-12-13 01:34:40
sigmoid freud wrote:
Y'know, I suggest that the lower window homepage message - "Coarse and offensive (etc.)" - ought to be incorporated in a default banner, with a not-TOO-bad image just so normals get an inkling of what to expect. And, Mr. Natural ain't it.
That's an interesting idea. Are you suggesting members see revolving banners but visitors get the same banner all the time?
I expected Mr. Natural to wander off inside a week but nothing appropriate ever materialized to take his place. A notorious cartooner cousin of mine - now in his late 70s - gave us one of his better known drawings for that space, but it's straight ahead porn.
Got any suggestions?
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#494 2007-12-13 03:32:49
choad wrote:
Got any suggestions?
Does Pun have a watermarking feature, or can one be called as a transparent GIF to overlay whatever displays? There may be an issue with inconsistent sizes, but most have enough open space for something centered at the bottom. A side benefit would be that it would keep people from swiping the banners, tho I can't imagine why anyone would do that.
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#495 2007-12-13 04:43:11
pALEPHx wrote:
choad wrote:
Got any suggestions?
Does Pun have a watermarking feature, or can one be called as a transparent GIF to overlay whatever displays?
The second idea is feasible but probably messy. Displaying an image immediately below the banner, same problem.
If I read sigmoid right, though, I think he's on to something; not least is an incentive to register.
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#496 2007-12-14 00:48:13
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#497 2007-12-14 00:56:40
Pale, I see you have your own smoking girl banner, but this one's way sluttier if you want to try something with her...
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#498 2007-12-14 01:42:50
No, no. She's fab, just as you've got her. I try to steer clear of recognizable children (I thought I recalled the one I snagged from the NSFW thread as being typical of Sally Mann's controversial work). I filtered and cropped it a bit, but since she'd already exploited her own kids for the sake of "art," I figured it was safer for re-use. Mine is also the "Abusing Your Inner Child" panel. Those prepubescent pageant girls disturb me. Yours is at least "keepin' it real."
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#499 2007-12-14 05:54:41
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#500 2007-12-14 13:15:02
Promoted Square and pHx's new ones.
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