#4051 2012-11-06 14:45:57
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
fnord wrote:
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You don't like the Grim Reaper's little helper who jumps up on the beds of dying people and eats their souls?
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#4052 2012-11-06 15:55:57
fnord wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
fnord wrote:
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https://cruelery.com/header/Oscar_Death_Cat.pngGhey.
You don't like the Grim Reaper's little helper who jumps up on the beds of dying people and eats their souls?
I might have if I'd recognized him, but all I saw was an unremarkable looking kitty-cat, and a teen-girl-esque affirmation of our undying love for pussy. Without the background info, it is a little ghey.
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#4053 2012-11-08 13:54:20
credit: Ranger
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#4056 2012-11-15 01:20:20
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#4058 2012-11-15 21:59:25
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#4060 2012-11-24 10:25:52
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#4061 2012-11-25 04:11:55
Like a brain-punchingly bad Paul McCartney song, the following banners are now back in rotation. Feel free to contribute your own additional Hanukkah / Kwanzaa / Saturnalia banners (and Christmas too, I guess). Those in negative vote territory at the end of the season will be taken to a farm where they can play out in the fields and chase rabbits all day.
| Banner | User | New status | Timestamp |
| pale_xmas02.jpg | pALEPHx | Shown to all | 2012-11-25 03:59:00 |
| pale_chimneys.jpg | pALEPHx | Shown to all | 2012-11-25 03:59:00 |
| pale_goatsmas.jpg | choad | Shown to all | 2012-11-25 03:59:00 |
| pale_xmastank.jpg | pALEPHx | Shown to all | 2012-11-25 03:59:00 |
| hsoxmassatan.jpg | square | Shown to all | 2012-11-25 03:59:00 |
| HSmerrylittlechristmas.jpg | Taint | Shown to all | 2012-11-25 03:59:00 |
| HScthulluchristmas.jpg | Taint | Shown to all | 2012-11-25 03:59:00 |
| HSchristmassuicides.jpg | Taint | Shown to all | 2012-11-25 03:59:00 |
| HSboom.jpg | Taint | Shown to all | 2012-11-25 03:59:00 |
| hsosweaters.jpg | square | Shown to all | 2012-11-25 03:59:00 |
| HShannukah.jpg | Taint | Shown to all | 2012-11-25 03:59:00 |
| HSdrinkingsanta.jpg | Taint | Shown to all | 2012-11-25 03:59:00 |
| HStimeforfamily.jpg | Taint | Shown to all | 2012-11-25 03:59:00 |
| HSsantaiscoming.jpg | Taint | Shown to all | 2012-11-25 03:59:00 |
| Season--s-Greetings.jpg | Tall Paul | Shown to all | 2012-11-25 03:59:00 |
| Cumletusadorehim.jpg | Taint | Shown to all | 2012-11-25 03:59:00 |
| HSyoudbetterwatchout.jpg | Taint | Shown to all | 2012-11-25 03:59:00 |
| HSrogerspuckerstar.jpg | Taint | Shown to all | 2012-11-25 03:59:00 |
| HSmerrychristmas.jpg | Taint | Shown to all | 2012-11-25 03:59:00 |
| merry.jpg | Tall Paul | Shown to all | 2012-11-25 03:59:00 |
| HShappynewyear.jpg | Taint | Shown to all | 2012-11-25 03:59:00 |
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#4062 2012-11-25 13:12:53
square wrote:
Like a brain-punchingly bad Paul McCartney song, the following banners are now back in rotation. Feel free to contribute your own additional Hanukkah / Kwanzaa / Saturnalia banners (and Christmas too, I guess). Those in negative vote territory at the end of the season will be taken to a farm where they can play out in the fields and chase rabbits all day.
Fuck. Now we're gonna have pine needles all over the place again.
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#4063 2012-11-25 20:17:00
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#4066 2012-11-30 06:30:28
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#4067 2012-12-01 20:43:36
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#4068 2012-12-01 22:00:25
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#4069 2012-12-01 22:26:20
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#4070 2012-12-01 22:28:34
I can see that housekeeping is doing jack shit in keeping up with banner cleaning. If no one moves to take to delete unpopular banners and lay down the law in the next 24 hours, I'm re-assuming my old title of Banner Czar. You have been warned.
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#4071 2012-12-01 22:59:56
Taint wrote:
I can see that housekeeping is doing jack shit in keeping up with banner cleaning. If no one moves to take to delete unpopular banners and lay down the law in the next 24 hours, I'm re-assuming my old title of Banner Czar. You have been warned.
AHHHH alright.
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#4072 2012-12-01 23:12:19
After peevish and vaguely threatening complaints, the following banners have been flushed from the toilet-bowl of history:
HSlessoffensive.jpg by Taint
HSshootingfish.jpg by Taint
ohmy.jpg by Tall Paul
Plotting.jpg by Fled
Horse.png by fnord
park.jpg by Tall Paul
lolz.jpg by Tall Paul
lunacy.jpg by Tall Paul
unwelcome.jpg by Tall Paul
driver.jpg by Tall Paul
pastfuture.jpg by Tall Paul
FLIP.jpg by Tall Paul
Colllectible.jpg by Tall Paul
WSH.jpg by Tall Paul
HSgargleeveryday.jpg by Taint
snouts-1a.jpg by Fled
taxi_driver.jpg by pALEPHx
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#4073 2012-12-02 01:49:04
My banner of a horse being fisted isn't worthy of display? Have you no sense of our history?
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#4074 2012-12-02 02:33:39
fnord wrote:
My banner of a horse being fisted isn't worthy of display? Have you no sense of our history?
Not according to your peers it isn't. If it were up to me it would still be active.
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#4075 2012-12-02 18:07:22
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Credit: Georgie.
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#4076 2012-12-03 15:22:22
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#4078 2012-12-06 01:15:37
Boston's own, Charles Ponzi in 1909.
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#4079 2012-12-06 16:57:03
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#4080 2012-12-06 18:29:20
Taint wrote:
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Nice.
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#4081 2012-12-07 17:04:27
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#4082 2012-12-09 09:51:32
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#4083 2012-12-13 06:04:43
Wow, I haven't been paying any attention to this thread. I feel guilty for not contributing (and will continue to do so).
Nice fucking work people and thank you Square.
I support fnord's campaign to bring back horse fisting.
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#4088 2012-12-29 10:23:32
credit: Goob
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#4089 2012-12-30 21:59:33
Revealed at last: The Origin of Joseph Smith's Magic Undies!
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#4092 2013-01-05 22:13:14
Time to put away the Christmas decorations.
The following banners had a -2, -1, and -1 vote total respectively and have been fitted with a new set of concrete shoes:
| Banner | User | New status | Timestamp |
| HShappynewyear.jpg | Taint | Deleted | 2013-01-05 22:04:07 |
| Cumletusadorehim.jpg | Taint | Deleted | 2013-01-05 21:50:18 |
| HSmerrychristmas.jpg | Taint | Deleted | 2013-01-05 21:50:17 |
This banner was at -2, but since it was new it will be held over until next season where it can receive a full round of voting:
| Banner | User | New status | Timestamp |
| HSsantagod.png | Taint | Not shown | 2013-01-05 21:53:41 |
The following live to see another season and have been put into cryogenic storage (we were able to rent Dick Clark's former isolation pod at a reasonable rate):
| Banner | User | New status | Timestamp |
| pale_xmas02.jpg | pALEPHx | Not shown | 2013-01-05 22:04:07 |
| pale_chimneys.jpg | pALEPHx | Not shown | 2013-01-05 22:04:07 |
| pale_goatsmas.jpg | choad | Not shown | 2013-01-05 22:04:07 |
| pale_xmastank.jpg | pALEPHx | Not shown | 2013-01-05 22:04:07 |
| hsoxmassatan.jpg | square | Not shown | 2013-01-05 22:04:07 |
| HSmerrylittlechristmas.jpg | Taint | Not shown | 2013-01-05 22:04:07 |
| HScthulluchristmas.jpg | Taint | Not shown | 2013-01-05 22:04:07 |
| HSchristmassuicides.jpg | Taint | Not shown | 2013-01-05 22:04:07 |
| HSboom.jpg | Taint | Not shown | 2013-01-05 22:04:07 |
| hsosweaters.jpg | square | Not shown | 2013-01-05 22:04:07 |
| HShannukah.jpg | Taint | Not shown | 2013-01-05 22:04:07 |
| HSdrinkingsanta.jpg | Taint | Not shown | 2013-01-05 22:04:07 |
| HStimeforfamily.jpg | Taint | Not shown | 2013-01-05 22:04:07 |
| HSsantaiscoming.jpg | Taint | Not shown | 2013-01-05 22:04:07 |
| Season--s-Greetings.jpg | Tall Paul | Not shown | 2013-01-05 22:04:07 |
| HSyoudbetterwatchout.jpg | Taint | Not shown | 2013-01-05 22:04:07 |
| HSrogerspuckerstar.jpg | Taint | Not shown | 2013-01-05 22:04:07 |
| merry.jpg | Tall Paul | Not shown | 2013-01-05 22:04:07 |
| HSseasonsgreetingssanta.png | Taint | Not shown | 2013-01-05 22:04:07 |
We now return you to your normal diet of crap.
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#4093 2013-01-06 02:21:51
square wrote:
This banner was at -2, but since it was new it will be held over until next season where it can receive a full round of voting:
Banner User New status Timestamp HSsantagod.png Taint Not shown 2013-01-05 21:53:41
Kill it. It's actually pretty lame.
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#4094 2013-01-06 15:51:24
Taint wrote:
square wrote:
This banner was at -2, but since it was new it will be held over until next season where it can receive a full round of voting:
Banner User New status Timestamp HSsantagod.png Taint Not shown 2013-01-05 21:53:41 Kill it. It's actually pretty lame.
Since you insist, done.
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#4095 2013-01-06 22:22:15
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#4096 2013-01-09 06:52:52
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#4097 2013-01-10 04:22:02
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#4099 2013-01-11 03:23:49
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
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You're right, this won't help very much.
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#4100 2013-01-11 03:59:47
Tall Paul wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
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https://cruelery.com/header/assless.jpgYou're right, this won't help very much.
If the inmates disapprove, there's a voting process. When Pale was the Banner Czar, he removed some of my banners because they "lacked artistic merit" and banished them to the historical memory hole where they're no longer visible as High Street cultural artifacts.
Our current procedure of voting is fair, however it's sometimes preempted by executive fiat. Taint changed the status of one banner I made using a picture of a turd covered in sprinkles to "not shown" because it was a better recreation of one of his efforts. Paul just changed my banner of a horse being fisted to "not shown" because of complaints from unnamed cowards.
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