#21551 2012-11-24 10:39:38
Alecto wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
Reflection of perfection.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdpur … o1_500.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9g08 … o1_500.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m967m … o1_500.jpg
Has there ever been a more perfect body?Who is this?
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#21552 2012-11-24 11:24:48
Banjo wrote:
Alecto wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
Reflection of perfection.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdpur … o1_500.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9g08 … o1_500.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m967m … o1_500.jpg
Has there ever been a more perfect body?Who is this?
I think his name is Todd.
You've been on a nice roll lately.
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#21553 2012-11-24 16:31:59
Thanksgiving with Grandma and Grampa.
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#21554 2012-11-24 19:01:35
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#21555 2012-11-24 19:04:51
Damn preppies.
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#21557 2012-11-24 23:34:14
fnord wrote:
https://cruelery.com/uploads/13_selfish_cacti.jpg
One for George, whose horrible job reduces the amount of time she's able to spend with us.
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#21559 2012-11-25 08:03:57
whosasailorthen wrote:
Zombie Elvis wrote:
I found Wilbur's blog!
http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/unknown_ … 83_600.gifWow, that's a blast from the past... Whatever happened to that dude (or whatever it was)? I know it got married, but I've lost the plot on that one.
Called himself Peter Pan didn't he? I expect he's died of the AIDS now
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#21560 2012-11-25 08:09:49
whosasailorthen wrote:
Reflection of perfection.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdpur … o1_500.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9g08 … o1_500.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m967m … o1_500.jpg
Has there ever been a more perfect body?
Suddenly a challenger appears!
OK, maybe not...
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#21561 2012-11-25 08:25:40
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#21563 2012-11-25 18:59:51
This lovely lady builds her web right outside my front door. Since I leave in the early morning and return after dusk, the web's invisible, and I've walked face first into it several times (Hi, George!). But Ms. Eriophora here is made of sterner stuff. So, I've learned to duck.
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#21564 2012-11-25 20:23:09
Human facial morphology is a delicate thing. One miniscule gene out of place and the tiny blonde prince or princess you prayed for turns into a heavy-browed sloven with the cheerful good looks of a 300-lb linebacker, or into an opthalmic, purse-mouthed freak whose only career prospects involve high-volume sperm-chugging at discount prices. Yes, ugly children make me laugh, not at them, poor dears, but at the parents who have to love them. 
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#21565 2012-11-25 23:48:09
Baywolfe wrote:
Alecto wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
Reflection of perfection.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdpur … o1_500.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9g08 … o1_500.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m967m … o1_500.jpg
Has there ever been a more perfect body?Who is this?
We have a winner.
Sorry, I've been away installing handrails for a 92 year old guy who just had a stroke and is moving back home.
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#21566 2012-11-26 01:05:29
sigmoid freud wrote:
This lovely lady builds her web right outside my front door. Since I leave in the early morning and return after dusk, the web's invisible, and I've walked face first into it several times (Hi, George!). But Ms. Eriophora here is made of sterner stuff. So, I've learned to duck.
Introduce her to a new sport...
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#21567 2012-11-26 01:22:55
whosasailorthen wrote:
We have a winner.
Sorry, I've been away installing handrails for a 92 year old guy who just had a stroke and is moving back home.
Well, you are a wonderful man. Crave attention often?
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#21568 2012-11-26 01:28:57
Some genius did the programming for this one.
Bonus hu-yucks for our American friends with one of the suburbs listed. It's not the funniest in this land, but it's way up there, alongside Rooty Hill and the self-fulfilling prophecy that is Bogan.
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#21571 2012-11-26 02:31:00
whosasailorthen wrote:
Sorry, I've been away installing handrails for a 92 year old guy who just had a stroke and is moving back home.
I don't think these callous dogfuckers give a shit, Whosa, but I'm really fucking impressed that you installed handrails for a 92-year-old man, and I'm even more impressed that you took the time to tell us all about it. In view of your selfless and Christlike behaviour, I want to present you with a medal. I couldn't find anything that quite captures how wonderful you are, but I did find something that sums up my esteem for your eleemosynary and spiritual accomplishments. 
I hope you'll wear it with pride, and that you'll always let us know when you do something nice for somebody. If we can't find anymore medals, we will at least give you an affectionate pat on your pointy little head.
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#21572 2012-11-26 08:57:41
Heeeyyyy
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#21573 2012-11-26 09:23:33
You better be...
Must have been from around here
I saw enough of this on my KMart Kruise over Turkey day
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#21574 2012-11-26 11:14:14
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
Sorry, I've been away installing handrails for a 92 year old guy who just had a stroke and is moving back home.
I don't think these callous dogfuckers give a shit, Whosa, but I'm really fucking impressed that you installed handrails for a 92-year-old man, and I'm even more impressed that you took the time to tell us all about it. In view of your selfless and Christlike behaviour, I want to present you with a medal. I couldn't find anything that quite captures how wonderful you are, but I did find something that sums up my esteem for your eleemosynary and spiritual accomplishments.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/242_whosamedal.jpg
I hope you'll wear it with pride, and that you'll always let us know when you do something nice for somebody. If we can't find anymore medals, we will at least give you an affectionate pat on your pointy little head.
See, That's Exactly what I was trying to get across. I need to develop some fucking talent. Well done!
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#21575 2012-11-26 15:24:02
Zombie Elvis wrote:
Some genius did the programming for this one.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/29_nrma-dickheads.jpg
Bonus hu-yucks for our American friends with one of the suburbs listed. It's not the funniest in this land, but it's way up there, alongside Rooty Hill and the self-fulfilling prophecy that is Bogan.
Here, send them this free of charge:
Round(nrma_member_years, 0)
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#21576 2012-11-26 17:12:01
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#21577 2012-11-26 21:16:42
Zombie Elvis wrote:
sigmoid freud wrote:
This lovely lady builds her web right outside my front door. Since I leave in the early morning and return after dusk, the web's invisible, and I've walked face first into it several times (Hi, George!). But Ms. Eriophora here is made of sterner stuff. So, I've learned to duck.
Introduce her to a new sport...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c … tennis.jpg
No imagination, my friend. You take a big rubber band and stretch it out full length and let fly...
But I rather like arachnids, so, no. Spiders help prevent this sort of disgusting behavior :
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#21579 2012-11-26 21:55:50
whosasailorthen wrote:
http://i.imgur.com/BuAud.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md76z … 1_1280.jpg
Wrong thread me' hearty! Put it over on Scotty's redhead thread; bonus effect will be to piss off Emeran who's got funny ideas about carpets having to match the drapes in all instances.
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#21580 2012-11-26 22:36:32
Zombie Elvis wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
http://i.imgur.com/BuAud.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md76z … 1_1280.jpgWrong thread me' hearty! Put it over on Scotty's redhead thread; bonus effect will be to piss off Emeran who's got funny ideas about carpets having to match the drapes in all instances.
Actually, I prefer a matched set as well.
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#21581 2012-11-26 22:45:18
sigmoid freud wrote:
Zombie Elvis wrote:
Introduce her to a new sport...
No imagination, my friend. You take a big rubber band and stretch it out full length and let fly...
But I rather like arachnids, so, no. Spiders help prevent this sort of disgusting behavior :
https://cruelery.com/uploads/34_fly_fuck1791150213.jpeg
If you demand imagination, put it in someone's coffee tin. The caffeine fumes should turn it into a furious little knitting machine, and it would fair burst out when the lid is popped.
These bastards are great entertainment, and mostly harmless to humans:
They love to make house calls, and if one takes up residence on your car, will often make a sudden dash across the windscreen when you're driving.
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#21583 2012-11-27 14:51:39
Emmeran wrote:
It's Emmeran and I have high standards.
Apparently your name is a variant of EmmeRAM, and you're a Catholic martyr from Aquitaine. How very bland, religious, and - ironically - French.
As for the tale of Emmeram's martyrdom, which reads a bit like a French farce, the Catholic Encyclopedia has this to say:
"The improbability of the tale, the details of the saint's martyrdom, which are certainly untrue, and the fantastic account of the prodigies attending his death show that the writer, infected by the pious mania of his time, simply added to the facts imaginary details supposed to redound to the glory of the martyr."
So - let's recap. You're named for a 7th-Century religious maniac, who is mainly remembered for the details of his death, which, according to his own people are bullshit. Oh yeah - and he's French.
Comment-allez vous aujourd'hui, St. Emmeram?
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#21584 2012-11-27 18:27:14
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
So - let's recap. You're named for a 7th-Century religious maniac, who is mainly remembered for the details of his death, which, according to his own people are bullshit. Oh yeah - and he's French.
... and this is unusual in the canon of the Catholic Church because .... ?
Oh right, because in THIS instance, THEY call it bullshit based on some attempted reality check.
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#21589 2012-11-27 18:52:34
Well, I believe him now.
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#21590 2012-11-27 19:53:30
Zombie Elvis wrote:
You know, it occurs to me I've never actually seen a woman who could orally pleasure herself. Guys, sure, I've seen photos of that... but never one of a woman.
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#21592 2012-11-27 21:34:40
Did she get the extra-shine wax?
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#21593 2012-11-27 22:12:38
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
So - let's recap. You're named for a 7th-Century religious maniac, who is mainly remembered for the details of his death, which, according to his own people are bullshit. Oh yeah - and he's French.
Better yet I'm named for a religious zealot that went prothlesizing, knocked up the Kings young virgin daughter, tried to take the pussy and run with it, got caught and got broken on a ladder for his troubles.
Seems pretty LowBrow to me
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#21594 2012-11-28 00:19:24
whosasailorthen wrote:
Zombie Elvis wrote:
You know, it occurs to me I've never actually seen a woman who could orally pleasure herself. Guys, sure, I've seen photos of that... but never one of a woman.
Why would they need to do it themselves when there's always someone willing to do it for them?
AM I RITE GIRLZ?
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