#1 2012-11-26 13:41:27
Since Square has dragged out the Christmas decorations and SomaFM has launched its holiday music portals, it's probably time to start up an appropriate holiday-themed thread.
Black Friday Panties Brawl
"This was crowd friction, plain and simple."
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#2 2012-11-26 14:00:32
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#3 2012-11-26 14:26:31
Fa la la la la... la la uck you.
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#5 2012-11-29 00:03:22
Baby Taint
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#6 2012-11-29 00:08:00
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
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Baby Taint
I would never ask for assless chaps because chaps are, by definition, assless.
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#7 2012-11-29 01:01:46
Taint wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
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Baby TaintI would never ask for assless chaps because chaps are, by definition, assless.
Yay! It's a new game! Every time you get Taint to explain that chaps are inherently assless you get a point.
I'm winning.
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#8 2012-11-29 02:37:33
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Yay! It's a new game! Every time you get Taint to explain that chaps are inherently assless you get a point.
I'm winning.
What exactly are you winning?!
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#9 2012-11-29 03:27:11
choad wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Yay! It's a new game! Every time you get Taint to explain that chaps are inherently assless you get a point.
https://cruelery.com/img/short-spacer.gifhttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/asslesschaps.png
I'm winning.What exactly are you winning?!
Good question. I'm not sure I'd want the prize.
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#10 2012-11-29 04:27:30
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
choad wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Yay! It's a new game! Every time you get Taint to explain that chaps are inherently assless you get a point.
https://cruelery.com/img/short-spacer.gifhttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/asslesschaps.png
I'm winning.What exactly are you winning?!
Good question. I'm not sure I'd want the prize.
Why not? Taint is a good looking man and an excellent cook. I'm sure he would work you into his busy schedule!
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#11 2012-11-29 06:53:48
fnord wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
choad wrote:
What exactly are you winning?!Good question. I'm not sure I'd want the prize.
Why not? Taint is a good looking man and an excellent cook. I'm sure he would work you into his busy schedule!
As much as I'd probably enjoy an evening with Taint, I'm absolutely, 100% certain that there would be no working me into anything. Except, perhaps, assless chaps.
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#12 2012-11-29 21:53:01
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#13 2012-12-01 00:59:57
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#14 2012-12-01 01:18:16
fnord wrote:
Why not? Taint is a good looking man and an excellent cook. I'm sure he would work you into his busy schedule!
I'd love an afternoon with Taint (not a night mind you); there's a shit load about cooking that I just don't know enough about or could get much better at. I could teach him how to make a proper chili and a great potato salad in return.
I could also try to hook him up with my Software Development Manager, could be a match made in heaven.
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#15 2012-12-01 01:56:16
Emmeran wrote:
I could also try to hook him up with my Software Development Manager, could be a match made in heaven.
Is he a Buddhist into leather and polyamory? Would he bring partners besides himself into Taint's relationship group?
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#16 2012-12-01 04:39:27
Cooking with Taint
Episode 1 - Assless Chaps
Cut to scene of Taint and Emmeran finalizing dinner in the kitchen. It's been a great day, drinking beer and sharing culinary tips, but it's taken a bit longer than they thought and it's going to get dark soon. Taint is flaming the creme brule and Emmeran stirs the chili while nervously looking at his watch. Suddenly there's a knock at the door.
"I wonder who that could be?" Taint looks over at Emmeran "Say, did you wind up inviting that coworker of yours?"
Emmeran starts to reply in the negative when he's suddenly unsure. How drunk *did* he get last night at the Software Development meeting? "I, um I think I mentioned it to him..."
...
Help me flesh this out and we'll pitch it to NBC.
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#17 2012-12-01 05:13:11
opsec wrote:
Cooking with Taint
Episode 1 - Assless Chaps
Cut to scene of Taint and Emmeran finalizing dinner in the kitchen. It's been a great day, drinking beer and sharing culinary tips, but it's taken a bit longer than they thought and it's going to get dark soon. Taint is flaming the creme brule and Emmeran stirs the chili while nervously looking at his watch. Suddenly there's a knock at the door.
"I wonder who that could be?" Taint looks over at Emmeran "Say, did you wind up inviting that coworker of yours?"
Emmeran starts to reply in the negative when he's suddenly unsure. How drunk *did* he get last night at the Software Development meeting? "I, um I think I mentioned it to him..."
...
Help me flesh this out and we'll pitch it to NBC.
Give us a genre to work with, at least. Is it a sitcom, a drama, a (forgive me) straight cooking show, a procedural? It can't be any worse than what they're showing now, but given the kind of thinking done around here HBO might be a better network to pitch it to.
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#18 2012-12-01 05:21:37
fnord wrote:
Emmeran wrote:
I could also try to hook him up with my Software Development Manager, could be a match made in heaven.
Is he a Buddhist into leather and polyamory? Would he bring partners besides himself into Taint's relationship group?
He's a Pakistani who claims he's into Cricket not bombs; I've always figured he's just a twink and all other measures after that are merely superficial.
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#19 2012-12-01 05:49:41
Tall Paul wrote:
opsec wrote:
Cooking with Taint
Episode 1 - Assless Chaps
...Give us a genre to work with, at least. Is it a sitcom, a drama, a (forgive me) straight cooking show, a procedural? It can't be any worse than what they're showing now, but given the kind of thinking done around here HBO might be a better network to pitch it to.
No no... it's a stupid insidious "real life" comedy with a third rate script. Hence NBC... oh wait wait... History Channel, or The Learning Channel!
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#20 2012-12-01 10:06:38
opsec wrote:
Taint is flaming
Heh
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#21 2012-12-01 18:01:34
Bigcat wrote:
opsec wrote:
Taint is flaming
Heh
Heh, indeed.
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#22 2012-12-01 19:24:03
opsec wrote:
Tall Paul wrote:
opsec wrote:
Cooking with Taint
Episode 1 - Assless Chaps
...Give us a genre to work with, at least. Is it a sitcom, a drama, a (forgive me) straight cooking show, a procedural? It can't be any worse than what they're showing now, but given the kind of thinking done around here HBO might be a better network to pitch it to.
No no... it's a stupid insidious "real life" comedy with a third rate script. Hence NBC... oh wait wait... History Channel, or The Learning Channel!
In that case we'll have to somehow get Bradley Manning to drop in for the season finale.
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#24 2012-12-02 11:59:34
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#25 2012-12-02 18:51:17
God,it's good to be home.
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#26 2012-12-02 19:20:24
icangetyouatoe wrote:
God,it's good to be home.
We'll add your name to the chore chart next week. Take a few days to get settled back in.
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#27 2012-12-03 22:29:58
Welcome back, toe! 
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#28 2012-12-03 22:35:27
I misspelled "chameleon", so fuck off.
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#29 2012-12-03 22:37:46
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#30 2012-12-03 22:40:48
sigmoid freud wrote:
Had some Northern Lights that looked like that once.....
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#31 2012-12-03 22:42:20
opsec wrote:
No no... it's a stupid insidious "real life" comedy with a third rate script. Hence NBC... oh wait wait... History Channel, or The Learning Channel!
MTV.
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#32 2012-12-04 07:28:52
icangetyouatoe wrote:
God,it's good to be home.
Hi Toe.
I was waiting a couple days to see if you were going to stick around a bit or not--no sense wasting ink if you were just gonna run off again.
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#33 2012-12-05 00:58:49
Do want.
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#34 2012-12-05 01:08:03
sigmoid freud wrote:
Do want.
But don't trailer park Satanists hang cheap artificial trees upside down every year? Meh, maybe it was just different where I grew up.
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#35 2012-12-05 01:32:11
This thread ain't official until fnord's posted his kwanzaa carols.
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#36 2012-12-05 02:05:29
sigmoid freud wrote:
Welcome back, toe!
https://cruelery.com/uploads/34_reindee … 150213.jpg
I got to meet Toe for coffee once, y'all are so deprived.
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#37 2012-12-05 03:26:23
Xmas season doesn't start till at least the 10th and preferably the 15th, but here's a card from me and the Mrs. anyways. Mrs. WilberCuntLicker is a part-time leztroll, and, if you are an attractive female troll, fairy, elf, banshee, sprite, or even human, would also like to lick your cunt, and simultaneously stuff her sniffer up your snapper, then chunder down your chimney, in the holyday spirit, sequentially and repeatedly until sometime after New Years. 
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#38 2012-12-05 03:40:13
choad wrote:
This thread ain't official until fnord's posted his kwanzaa carols.
How about some Kwanzaa Cake recipes instead!
The original Kwanzaa Cake recipe from the Food Network!
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#39 2012-12-05 10:47:32
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Xmas season doesn't start till at least the 10th and preferably the 15th, but here's a card from me and the Mrs. anyways. Mrs. WilberCuntLicker is a part-time leztroll, and, if you are an attractive female troll, fairy, elf, banshee, sprite, or even human, would also like to lick your cunt, and simultaneously stuff her sniffer up your snapper, then chunder down your chimney, in the holyday spirit, sequentially and repeatedly until sometime after New Years.
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Maybe Polly would be interested? Probably could use a rebound after the terrible break-up with Shart.
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#40 2012-12-05 12:41:35
Emmeran wrote:
sigmoid freud wrote:
Welcome back, toe!
https://cruelery.com/uploads/34_reindee … 150213.jpgI got to meet Toe for coffee once, y'all are so deprived.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/11_smoken.jpg
I've seen pictures... she's a looker.
But depraved is more like it.
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#43 2012-12-05 18:21:02
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#44 2012-12-05 18:40:49
Someone renamed Santasm?!?
Well, 'Tis The Season...
http://itstoastyinhere.com/
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#45 2012-12-06 08:32:18
Time to gather the children around and tell them the Reason for the Season.
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#46 2012-12-06 19:23:34
More gift ideas
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#47 2012-12-07 08:28:29
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#48 2012-12-07 09:07:38
Damn, just when it was getting good...
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#49 2012-12-07 12:59:26
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