icangetyouatoe wrote:

Waiting for an updated James Bond type hero-I'm seeing a lot of possibilities here.

Damn straight. The UK has the franchise to itself, nutter and buggery capital of the world, our latter day Sodom. Put the Belgians to shame.



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Shartleby The Scrivener wrote:

I got lumped in with the homos at school. My last name is Greek and ends with the letters "...omos", which rhymes, as the little geniuses I grew up with quickly realized, with "homos" to become a jingle that I was forced to listen to 20 times a day for about 6 years. I'm not gay, not even effemminate, but I was different, tall and gangly with a classic adams apple (red delicious), and couldn't play sports for most of elementary school because of the "growing pains" in my knees, thus obviously gay, right? In spite of the teasing I wasn't particularly unhappy (at least, I never committed suicide or joined CSIS), and in grade 10 my body grew some muscle and the gay teasing came to a gradual stop. I thought everything would go my way from that point on, but then? Five long years of horrific, painful, embarrassing non-stop cystic acne. How bad was it? I learned to step back from people when talking to them in case something jumped off my face. So when I read about gays and lesbians being fairly treated I have mixed emotions. I am pleased, because everyone deserves to be treated well, but I am also a bit jealous, because so very little is being done to create equitible conditions for people with acne. Try joining the CIA or CSIS with a faceful of zits. They don't want you, and neither does anyone else!
"http://www.poppingpimples.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/popping-pimples-small.jpg"
(Darn - not good at code. Sorry.)

Wow. Seriously? That was one shitty fucking story - or joke, or whatever the fuck it was supposed to be. For a scrivener, you're a distinctly shitty scribe, and I weep for Melville that a talentless wannabee like you has felched humour from his name. As far as I'm concerned, this has moved you way down the evolutionary ladder, from "noob" to "dim-witted fuckhole." Nicely done, you've really let your kids down, you pus-dripping cunt.

Shartleby The Scrivener wrote:

Five long years of horrific, painful, embarrassing non-stop cystic acne. How bad was it? I learned to step back from people when talking to them in case something jumped off my face.

And that's One To Grow On...

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Shartleby The Scrivener wrote:

"growing pains" in my knees

You should have tried getting off your knees bitch.

Shartleby The Scrivener wrote:

So I guess my mistake was not recognizing that everyone here is a troll...?

Yes. You are correct.

This place reminds me of high school. If you're part of the cool kids nobody picks on you.
But if you're not they'll chew on your butt till you've got nothing left to sit on.

Shartleby The Scrivener wrote:

This place reminds me of high school. If you're part of the cool kids nobody picks on you.
But if you're not they'll chew on your butt till you've got nothing left to sit on.

There are no cool kids here.  With few exceptions, this is definitely NOT the in crowd.  The women get some measure of respect while the rest of us take our turn in the barrel.  Now is your time.

I have a question regarding the subject of this thread.  Didn't the head of the CIA just resign because of the scandal created when he had a heterosexual affair?  Forgive me for being blunt, but aren't gays known for having multiple partners?  In the same evening?  At the same time?  If the actions of Gen Petraeus could be called a compromise of  American security interests, what would a video of a gay orgy be called?  Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Taint wrote:

phreddy wrote:

I have a question regarding the subject of this thread.  Didn't the head of the CIA just resign because of the scandal created when he had a heterosexual affair?  Forgive me for being blunt, but aren't gays known for having multiple partners straights known for cheating on their spouses and sport fucking even before getting married?  In the same evening?  At the same time?  If the actions of Gen Petraeus could be called a compromise of  American security interests, what would a video of a gay orgy swingers' party be called?  Not that there's anything wrong with that.

It's called being a human being.

This is my point Taint.  Straights working for the CIA who are cheating on their spouses and having multiple partners lose their jobs.  No way they will be able to wash out gays for these "offenses", even though everyone knows there will be many gay "offenders".  Please, swingers parties?  Let's compare the percentage of straights and gays who get laid regularly after the bars close.  Not even close and you know it.

Taint wrote:

Not even close? I think you need to get out a little more often.

I always considered myself a smooth talker and better than average at cutting one from the herd.  However, my success rate would pale compared to a half attractive gay man.

Taint wrote:

phreddy wrote:

This is my point Taint.  Straights working for the CIA who are cheating on their spouses and having multiple partners lose their jobs.  No way they will be able to wash out gays for these "offenses", even though everyone knows there will be many gay "offenders".  Please, swingers parties?  Let's compare the percentage of straights and gays who get laid regularly after the bars close.  Not even close and you know it.

I have sex. I have lots of sex. I love sex. However, as the recent surge of gay marriage has demonstrated, the numbers of gay men who are actually every bit as boring as the majority of straight people is quite high. I'm kinky as hell. Most of the gay guys out there are every bit as titillated and scandalized by my preferences as most straight people seem to be.

Now, you're right if you're suggesting gay guys are generally more open in their attitudes about sex than the majority of straight folks but, I think too, you're completely underestimating the numbers of straight folks who lead pretty racy lives.

Not even close? I think you need to get out a little more often.

Buck Season in Western Pa. Phwed- Get ya some!

Bigcat wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

It's your NRA button on your collar.

Yeah, THAT is pussy repellant

Watch her rack

phreddy wrote:

XregnaR wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

Yeah, THAT is pussy repellant

Watch her rack

Link to YouTube page

that shotgun

I got a woody just watching her action.  Maybe her husband is off buck hunting in western PA, what ya think Cat?

She doesn't look like one of my hunting camp widows but I would welcome her in. There's always room for a tight little package.

I was thinking of a new business opportunity.  I could guide guys through town and let them stalk thier own widow.   Call it a "Catch and Fuck"

XregnaR wrote:

Oh, her husband is in deep shit right now.  Dig around and look for info on the Team Glock scandal.

Wow, that 15 year old must have been smoking hot.   As some guy on a message forum said referring to Jesse "Yeah, I'm sure someone somewhere is sick of her... but come on!" 

Nice dish Ranger.

XregnaR wrote:

http://us.glock.com/team/member/nonaka

I'm pornographically conflicted.  Only in the states where that's legal of course.

choad wrote:

"With Glock's help, I hope to share my passion with people everywhere and inspire them to get involved with practical shooting."

Someone ought to rethink this ad copy. Shooting is the least practical way of killing.

True.  I suppose an airborn strain of Ebola would be. 

That said I support practical shooting over worthless shooting.

All we need is a deer in either picture and Bigcat would spontaneously combust!

opsec wrote:

All we need is a deer in either picture and Bigcat would spontaneously combust!

Nice, I was actually thinking the same thing....