#2 2012-12-04 01:05:57
There's a customer born every minute.
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#3 2012-12-04 01:13:04
$14.99? I can get a shit ton of disposables razors and go the porn star route. Added bonus, it provides the illusion of size.
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#4 2012-12-04 01:44:54
XregnaR wrote:
$14.99? I can get a shit ton of disposables razors and go the porn star route. Added bonus, it provides the illusion of size.
Sorry to hear that, X. Have you tried creams, pills and jelqing? There's also this:
Or...get yourself an asian woman. You won't need the illusion of size with a slope - they're used to small packages.
I would definitely stay away from chipmunks and negresses, less they be all crunk up in yo face mothafuckah singin:
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#5 2012-12-04 06:57:23
It may not be long, but at least it's narrow.
Not something I've ever lost sleep (or sex) over....
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#6 2012-12-04 07:09:28
Scott Tenorman Must Die
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#7 2012-12-04 07:25:39
XregnaR wrote:
It may not be long, but at least it's narrow.
Not something I've ever lost sleep (or sex) over....
Yeah, whn you are ass slamming boys, they probably prefer you to have a tiny unit- no tearing.
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#8 2012-12-04 13:19:30
Bigcat wrote:
XregnaR wrote:
It may not be long, but at least it's narrow.
Not something I've ever lost sleep (or sex) over....Yeah, whn you are ass slamming boys, they probably prefer you to have a tiny unit- no tearing.
Heh.
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#9 2012-12-04 13:20:41
XregnaR wrote:
It may not be long, but at least it's narrow.
Not something I've ever lost sleep (or sex) over....
Q: Why does it take women so long to have an orgasm?
A: Who cares.
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#10 2012-12-04 13:24:54
Emmeran wrote:
XregnaR wrote:
It may not be long, but at least it's narrow.
Not something I've ever lost sleep (or sex) over....Q: Why does it take women so long to have an orgasm?
A: Who cares.
Nice
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#11 2012-12-04 15:02:47
Emmeran wrote:
XregnaR wrote:
It may not be long, but at least it's narrow.
Not something I've ever lost sleep (or sex) over....Q: Why does it take women so long to have an orgasm?
A: Who cares.
Ladies, you have been fore-warned.
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#12 2012-12-04 17:18:16
Bigcat wrote:
XregnaR wrote:
It may not be long, but at least it's narrow.
Not something I've ever lost sleep (or sex) over....Yeah, whn you are ass slamming boys, they probably prefer you to have a tiny unit- no tearing.
Never had a boy. So did you enjoy it your first time?
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#13 2012-12-04 17:21:13
XregnaR wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
XregnaR wrote:
It may not be long, but at least it's narrow.
Not something I've ever lost sleep (or sex) over....Yeah, whn you are ass slamming boys, they probably prefer you to have a tiny unit- no tearing.
Never had a boy. So did you enjoy it your first time?
That was some original wit there..... Nice post.
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#14 2012-12-04 17:36:12
Bigcat wrote:
XregnaR wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
Yeah, whn you are ass slamming boys, they probably prefer you to have a tiny unit- no tearing.Never had a boy. So did you enjoy it your first time?
That was some original wit there..... Nice post.
Meh, I figure you have more engaging chew toys to amuse yourself with lately.
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#15 2012-12-04 17:42:25
XregnaR wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
XregnaR wrote:
Never had a boy. So did you enjoy it your first time?That was some original wit there..... Nice post.
Meh, I figure you have more engaging chew toys to amuse yourself with lately.
Thanks for respecting my time constraints.
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#16 2012-12-04 17:47:26
Bigcat wrote:
XregnaR wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
That was some original wit there..... Nice post.Meh, I figure you have more engaging chew toys to amuse yourself with lately.
Thanks for respecting my time constraints.
So many newbs, so little time.
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#17 2012-12-10 13:18:35
How embarrassing it must be to take the pills and machines to make your penis bigger and then die your pubes, etc.... and still can't get it up.
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