#1 2012-12-17 14:05:29
True story. I met Judith Martin, aka Miss Manners, in a San Fransisco elevator 30 years ago and asked her if it was proper to address a stranger in an elevator. The woman is tiny and apparently hasn't aged a week. She smiled and didn't say a word. Probably gets tards like me all the time. Anyway, to all future holiday visitors: BYOW
http://travel.nytimes.com/2012/12/16/tr … isits.html
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#2 2012-12-17 14:08:39
Soooo... You're basically saying you hit on her and she turned you down cold?
Ya'know cuz if you had managed to boink Ms. Manners well, now that would have been a great story...
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#3 2012-12-17 14:37:07
Emmeran wrote:
Soooo... You're basically saying you hit on her and she turned you down cold?
Ya'know cuz if you had managed to boink Ms. Manners well, now that would have been a great story...
Do you mean:
Managed to boink Ms. Manners well,
or
Managed to boink Ms. Manners, well
or both?
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#4 2012-12-17 21:08:19
Holiday Etiquette is a lovely antiquated concept. While out among crowds of rude, aggressive tards today, I found myself wanting to say things like "I hope your cunt gets cancer and rots out; Merry Christmas" and "Happy Holidays; I hope your significant other gives you crabs and AIDS, you tiny dicked piece of shit", and a simple "Lick a dog's ass until it bleeds" for some of the less offensive dildos out today.
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#5 2012-12-18 09:28:26
Manners smanners. I will not give up my yearly farting contests between me and my mom after dinner. The old girl is in her 80's, but she still can make me proud.
People like miss manners are so fastidious because they are not allowed to fart, either at home, or at a dinner party.
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#6 2012-12-18 10:30:47
cock puppet wrote:
Manners smanners. I will not give up my yearly farting contests between me and my mom after dinner. The old girl is in her 80's, but she still can make me proud.
People like miss manners are so fastidious because they are not allowed to fart, either at home, or at a dinner party.
This is a very intelligent, well thought out post. Thanks for sharing.
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