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AladdinSane · 2012-12-19 11:30:55

An Alabama man convicted of having sex with his mother is missing after he failed to show up to a sentencing hearing.

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Police said at the time that Helms forcibly raped his mother, Vickie Helms, while she was intoxicated and passed out on the couch of their trailer park home.

phreddy · 2012-12-19 11:49:20

This story has it all.

Police reports indicated that Helms, who was 19 at the time, raped his mother in retaliation against his brother for a fight over a girl.

They even arrested the mother when she changed her story to consensual sex.

Emmeran · 2012-12-19 12:32:11

And you managed to miss this?

XregnaR · 2012-12-19 12:54:44

But was she hot?

choad · 2012-12-19 13:00:14

Emmeran wrote:
And you managed to miss this?

If this is a competition, girl-on-girl video always wins. Add the words, "cavity search" and it's no contest.

GooberMcNutly · 2012-12-19 13:07:57

Where do I sign up?

choad · 2012-12-19 21:51:02

“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

Last edited by choad (2012-12-20 08:32:54)

opsec · 2012-12-20 04:08:27

while she was intoxicated and passed out on the couch of their trailer park home.

Doesn't that constitute consent in Alabama?

Bigcat · 2012-12-20 07:36:45

XregnaR wrote:
But was she hot?

Fuck! That was supposed to be my line.

GooberMcNutly · 2012-12-20 07:37:24

opsec wrote:
while she was intoxicated and passed out on the couch of their trailer park home.

Doesn't that constitute consent in Alabama?

Only between the ages of 15 and 21. Any older and the girl is expected to do the drunk rapin' herself.

Bigcat · 2012-12-20 07:40:58

GooberMcNutly wrote:
opsec wrote:
while she was intoxicated and passed out on the couch of their trailer park home.

Doesn't that constitute consent in Alabama?
Only between the ages of 15 and 21. Any older and the girl is expected to do the drunk rapin' herself.

Snow storm moving into Somerset, you may want to bring a hot mother figure with you incase you get snowed in.