#2 2012-12-24 15:35:12
Great NYer article. The lovely thing about the American gun debate is the richness of irony, past, present, and, no doubt future. A high point for hilarity is that the NRA's "guns-for-all" fulcrum was founded on the rhetoric of the civil rights movement. Maybe Fnord is right - once again, the jews and niggers are to blame.
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#3 2012-12-24 19:27:56
I don't own a gun, but if I lived in a city with a heavy nigger infestation I would have at least one gun and would have baseball bats and/or swords stashed around my home. Americans want guns for protection from nigger and wetback thugs, it's as simple as that. Many Americans also own huge dogs for home protection, even though in most cases they would prefer not have to deal with the care and feeding of such huge beasts. And have you ever wondered why so many Americans buy 4-wheel drive trucks and SUVs even though they have no obvious need for such vehicles? These vehicles can plow through nigger riots like the King Riots! SUV sales went through the roof in Southern California after the King Riots, because of the video footage of niggers blocking traffic and pulling White people out of their cars and beating them.
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#4 2012-12-24 19:47:47
fnord wrote:
I don't own a gun, but if I lived in a city with a heavy nigger infestation I would have at least one gun and would have baseball bats and/or swords stashed around my home. Americans want guns for protection from nigger and wetback thugs, it's as simple as that. Many Americans also own huge dogs for home protection, even though in most cases they would prefer not have to deal with the care and feeding of such huge beasts. And have you ever wondered why so many Americans buy 4-wheel drive trucks and SUVs even though they have no obvious need for such vehicles? These vehicles can plow through nigger riots like the King Riots! SUV sales went through the roof in Southern California after the King Riots, because of the video footage of niggers blocking traffic and pulling White people out of their cars and beating them.
You're just full to the brim with the Christmas spirit, aren't you?
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#5 2012-12-24 19:50:06
fnord wrote:
I don't own a gun, but if I lived in a city with a heavy nigger infestation I would have at least one gun and would have baseball bats and/or swords stashed around my home. Americans want guns for protection from nigger and wetback thugs, it's as simple as that. Many Americans also own huge dogs for home protection, even though in most cases they would prefer not have to deal with the care and feeding of such huge beasts. And have you ever wondered why so many Americans buy 4-wheel drive trucks and SUVs even though they have no obvious need for such vehicles? These vehicles can plow through nigger riots like the King Riots! SUV sales went through the roof in Southern California after the King Riots, because of the video footage of niggers blocking traffic and pulling White people out of their cars and beating them.
Wow! Fnordie, I am worring about you ma'am. I have been watching your steady decline for years now.
I have a 4wd, 3 big assed pit bulls and yes, 3 guns. I don't have any of those things for the "Niggers and Spicks". Never even entered my mind when procuring them.
I got the 4wd because it snows like a mother fucker here sometimes.
I got the dogs because ---I love doggies---Oh yes I do!---who's a good doggie?
I got the guns to level the playing field with the fucking asshole hunters roaming around my private property randomly shooting at things.(The Pits help with that a bit also.) I also got 1 of them because I enjoy shooting skeet.
I got the weed so I ..... Oh, you didn't say anything about weed. Maybe you should get some or quit smoking, which ever you aren't doing now.
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#6 2012-12-24 23:49:55
Bigcat wrote:
I got the guns to level the playing field with the fucking asshole hunters roaming around my private property randomly shooting at things.(The Pits help with that a bit also.) I also got 1 of them because I enjoy shooting skeet.
So your're not really anti-hunting, as you're a hunter of asshole hunters. I begin to see you in a whole new light. +1 for skeet and fuck trap.
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#7 2012-12-25 00:45:11
opsec wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
I got the guns to level the playing field with the fucking asshole hunters roaming around my private property randomly shooting at things.(The Pits help with that a bit also.) I also got 1 of them because I enjoy shooting skeet.
So your're not really anti-hunting, as you're a hunter of asshole hunters. I begin to see you in a whole new light. +1 for skeet and fuck trap.
I prefer to think of myself as a terrorist/stalker.
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#8 2012-12-25 01:49:24
Bigcat wrote:
I prefer to think of myself as a terrorist/stalker.
Up till now I'd thought of you as big fluffy 5th grader with a good weed connection. Now I consider you an armed big fluffy 5th grader and thank god you have a good weed connection.
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#9 2012-12-25 04:35:27
fnord will like this story. My grandfather was a gun dealer/collector during his lifetime. When he died, he left behind a huge cache of weapons. My grandmother would occasionally sell some of them to fatten her bank account after his death. The rest, she hoped, would be left to me after her death.
When I was living in New Orleans, my house was broken into three times ( two blacks and a white chick). I was at home all three times. After the first break in, my grandmother brought me a S&W .38 snub nose (she felt I needed more than my shot gun). After the second break in, I received another visit from my grammy. This time she brought me a chrome plated S&W .44 magnum. I pulled that gun on the third intruder (he ran) and on a drunk guy trying to get in my house so he could hide from some guys wanting to whip his ass for welching on a bet. He, at least, knocked before trying to get in so I don't consider him a true "break in."
I'm a firm believer in having a fully loaded cannon near your bedside. It's hard enough waking up to that crazy shit and trying to figure out what to do anyway. Being weaponless REALLY compounds the situation.
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#10 2012-12-25 09:24:53
I've got a dog, a shot-gun (snake-charmer with plastic birdshot) under the bed, a battle axe and a cricket bat. Oh, and I've got a massive teenager with a tomahawk and a sharpened E-tool in the garage.
Never had a break-in in my entire life and I live within stumbling distance of the barrio.
I used to have two dogs, the other one was an asshole and ran away one to many times. I'm getting myself a breedable Rot for my b-day on Saturday.
Still, something has to change...
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#11 2012-12-25 10:42:16
opsec wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
I prefer to think of myself as a terrorist/stalker.
Up till now I'd thought of you as big fluffy 5th grader with a good weed connection. Now I consider you an armed big fluffy 5th grader and thank god you have a good weed connection.
I don't run around "armed" I just have a few guns for shits and grins.
I am starting to become very fluffy, I need to ammend my habits SOON.
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#12 2012-12-26 11:53:31
Bigcat wrote:
I am starting to become very fluffy, I need to ammend my habits SOON.
maybe you just need more guns. people find great joy in tools of destruction. I've done a scientific study on it....;
1) guns make a hunk of dense metal fly out of the barrel at very high velocity.
2) there are not many practical applications for that kind of tool.
3) so gun people need to stop with the, 'oh, a gun is a tool, or a toy' bullshit. ultimately, guns have one purpose and one purspose only - to kill.
4) people that love guns are insecure sissies. go kill a fuckin' deer with your bare hands, then i'll be impressed.
5) people that love guns teach their children to love guns. the children grow up to think they can solve some of lifes mysteries with a good hearty spray of gunfire.....
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#13 2012-12-26 13:41:17
Santa didn't bring me any more weapons, but he was kind enough to bring 200 rounds of 9mm for me to break in the little pocket Kahr I bought a couple of months ago.
Anti-gun adherents should take a lesson from the practical Republicans. Obama was reelected, deal with it and try to protect yourself from the consequences. There are millions of firearms in the U.S. Deal with it and protect yourself. Passing laws to prevent gun crime is a useless waste of time and effort; not to mention the false sense of security it creates in the ignorant.
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#14 2012-12-26 18:18:53
phreddy wrote:
Santa didn't bring me any more weapons, but he was kind enough to bring 200 rounds of 9mm for me to break in the little pocket Kahr I bought a couple of months ago.
Anti-gun adherents should take a lesson from the practical Republicans. Obama was reelected, deal with it and try to protect yourself from the consequences. There are millions of firearms in the U.S. Deal with it and protect yourself. Passing laws to prevent gun crime is a useless waste of time and effort; not to mention the false sense of security it creates in the ignorant.
Agreed. It's too late. Men, women and especially kids - you all need to carry automatic weapons and wear kevlar body suits. It's the only way to be free. 
Hurrah for freedom!
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#15 2012-12-26 18:23:55
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#16 2012-12-26 19:10:55
Lip shitz wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
I am starting to become very fluffy, I need to ammend my habits SOON.
maybe you just need more guns. people find great joy in tools of destruction. I've done a scientific study on it....;
1) guns make a hunk of dense metal fly out of the barrel at very high velocity.
2) there are not many practical applications for that kind of tool.
3) so gun people need to stop with the, 'oh, a gun is a tool, or a toy' bullshit. ultimately, guns have one purpose and one purspose only - to kill.
4) people that love guns are insecure sissies. go kill a fuckin' deer with your bare hands, then i'll be impressed.
5) people that love guns teach their children to love guns. the children grow up to think they can solve some of lifes mysteries with a good hearty spray of gunfire.....
But a gun IS a tool, it makes holes of various sizes and patterns in physical objects at a distance. The objects, as with an electric drill, can be nearly anything you want to put holes in. There's nothing else it can be unless you'd like to discuss forensic psychiatry the and technical definitions of 'fetish'.
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#17 2012-12-26 20:11:14
Lip shitz wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
I am starting to become very fluffy, I need to ammend my habits SOON.
maybe you just need more guns. people find great joy in tools of destruction. I've done a scientific study on it....;
1) guns make a hunk of dense metal fly out of the barrel at very high velocity.
2) there are not many practical applications for that kind of tool.
3) so gun people need to stop with the, 'oh, a gun is a tool, or a toy' bullshit. ultimately, guns have one purpose and one purspose only - to kill.
4) people that love guns are insecure sissies. go kill a fuckin' deer with your bare hands, then i'll be impressed.
5) people that love guns teach their children to love guns. the children grow up to think they can solve some of lifes mysteries with a good hearty spray of gunfire.....
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Holy Shit! This is awesome. We can loathe hunters together, whoever you are. I subscribe to the findings of your studies.
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#18 2012-12-26 21:21:03
phreddy wrote:
Anti-gun adherents should take a lesson from the practical Republicans. Obama was reelected, deal with it and try to protect yourself from the consequences. There are millions of firearms in the U.S. Deal with it and protect yourself. Passing laws to prevent gun crime is a useless waste of time and effort; not to mention the false sense of security it creates in the ignorant.
The best reason for owning a gun.
My late dad was a country boy and army vet (WW2) and knew his way around a gun...He had 2 or 3 rifles along with a couple of .22s (one of the rifles still hangs over the doorway to his downstairs bedroom)...One of my biggest regrets was turning him down 25 years ago when he asked me if I wanted to practice handling a gun...
Today I was flipping channels and must have come across a hunting show, because I managed to see this commercial:
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#19 2012-12-27 03:01:09
I wouldn't need a weapon in my house if it weren't illegal to properly booby trap my own sovereign property. Unlike a gun, a booby trap is by nature defensive. You can hardly assault someone with a minefield.
Those pop-up software fired 50 cal turrets? Defensive. The mortars that auto-fire on a perimeter breach? Purely defensive. The tow missile? OK, that's probably retaliatory.
The sad thing is that I don't even have any kids I need to keep off my lawn.
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#20 2012-12-27 10:16:21
opsec wrote:
I don't even have any kids I need to keep off my lawn.
so, what you are saying, is that in your current situation, you are not, militarily speaking, even threatened enough to go into a defensive posture?
You know what that means? You must go on the offensive. Circle around and head them off at the pass. Shoot anyone that is not wearing normal clothes (polyester pants and a white shirt, buttoned all the way up, walmart tennis shoes).
(this is true. and unrelated, sorta. the small town that i live close to, in the deep south, has a smallish gun store, with a marquee out front. I am not making this up. On one side of the sign, it says, 'get a free bible with each gun purchase', and on the other side, it says 'zombie hunting supplies'.)
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#21 2012-12-27 13:43:47
Shitz wrote:
On one side of the sign, it says, 'get a free bible with each gun purchase', and on the other side, it says 'zombie hunting supplies'.
Hunting zombies (AKA devout Xtians) by baiting the field with a bible isn't legal in California. Hell, we don't even have a season on them, though we should.
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