#1 2013-01-07 11:27:34

Too bad this mother had a .38 revolver.  Otherwise poor Paul Ali wouldn't be full of holes
this morning.  If he broke into your house with a crowbar what kind of reception would your wife and children give him?

“He opens the closet door and finds himself staring down the barrel of a .38 revolver,” said Walton County Sheriff Joe Chapman"

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#2 2013-01-07 11:31:11

If he broke into your house with a crowbar what kind of reception would your wife and children give him?

My 6 foot 4" 15 y/o and an aught six.

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#3 2013-01-07 12:14:09

3 pitbulls ranging from 50 to 90 lbs that don't like strangers.

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#4 2013-01-07 12:18:39

9mm parabellum.  And a nice comfy place in the back yard, under the garden's wood chips. 

Fun fact: Perps never leave a flight plan... so ain't nobody gonna look for him there.

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#5 2013-01-07 13:05:05

whosasailorthen wrote:

9mm parabellum.  And a nice comfy place in the back yard, under the garden's wood chips. 

Fun fact: Perps never leave a flight plan... so ain't nobody gonna look for him there.

Good plan Sailor.  However, there may be some benefit to advertising the fact that the last intruder bought it in your entryway.  A sign on the front door could read, "The last dumb fuck who broke through this door made it two steps before meeting his maker, please knock before entering".

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#6 2013-01-07 16:14:07

Lets hope the stupid nigger has painful reminders of his encounter with this woman for the rest of his life.  For her sake, I hope he gets AIDS and dies a long drawn-out painful death when he goes back to Nigger College, aka prison.

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