#1 2007-12-13 16:34:53
W. T. F.
The Four Squeezins (.com)
Manualists Bruce "The Handman" Gaston and Jim "Jimi Handtrix" Rotondo have joined forces to form the WORLD'S premiere Manualist Duo, squeezing out unthinkable music with the part-time assistance of a $9.99 Bicycle Tire Pump. Thus, daydreaming in Junior High to funny fart sounds, a few notes, an octave, 2 octaves, to ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MTV, FOX, The Tonight Show & a zillion radio shows--HAVE finally paid off!
"Unthinkable" was probably more succinct than "unthinkable...to any male older than 14, yet here they are." Be sure to chain-email them to everyone you hate.
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#2 2007-12-13 17:10:37
The website colour scheme indicates that this is music of astonishing quality,
MtD
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#4 2007-12-13 19:04:19
pALEPHx wrote:
Be sure to chain-email them to everyone you hate.
There's no one in the world I hate this much.
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#5 2007-12-13 19:19:29
matty.the.damned wrote:
music of astonishing quality
We used to call it a "surprise gift of unusual value."
George Orr wrote:
There's no one in the world I hate this much.
I somehow doubt that...but OK, just send it along to all 10-13 yo cousins/nephews and to anyone who mailed you a fruitcake.
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#6 2007-12-13 19:33:14
George Orr wrote:
pALEPHx wrote:
Be sure to chain-email them to everyone you hate.
There's no one in the world I hate this much.
Really? Sure you won't reconsider? How about the undecided tard buying scratch tickets, the mind numbing office meeting drone clone, the sport obsessed fundi fruitcake or your hideous in-laws? What, not even Danny DiVito?
You lead a charmed life, George.
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#7 2007-12-13 20:13:47
I'm not sure why I like this so much as I'm not a particular fan of musical dadaism unless it's Zappa. Perhaps it's just because of the reaction it gets, even from this twisted audience.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w5SUbjDPPc
edit: The embed wasn't working, sigh.
They actually read and respond to the comments... I'd suggest leaving a few.
Last edited by opsec (2007-12-13 20:15:05)
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#8 2007-12-13 20:25:48
tojo2000 wrote:
This video frightens me terribly.
Imagine how front page viewers will feel.
Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs
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#9 2007-12-14 01:03:38
opsec wrote:
They actually read and respond to the comments... I'd suggest leaving a few.
Ironically, I cannot think of a single thing to say at them. I have possibly been afflicted with George's malaise. It may just be one of those things you love, hate, or just stand back from, dumbstruck by an inability to insult something richly deserving...yet that has probably received every comment in the book, already.
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#10 2007-12-14 01:13:48
pALEPHx wrote:
Ironically, I cannot think of a single thing to say at them.
This alone makes them unique.
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#11 2007-12-14 02:54:40
Strangely reminds me of another unique (and actually superb) performer....
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f45_1179484060
(If you wanna download it, try http://64.237.57.50/media/mov/f/frankza … lletmd.mov)
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#12 2007-12-14 03:43:37
whosasailorthen wrote:
Strangely reminds me of another unique (and actually superb) performer....
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f45_1179484060
Opsec posted that to Cruel's Banned Toons ftp site four years ago but you're right, that performance was my first thought, too.
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