#1 2013-02-11 09:21:26
So the pope is resigning. Right. What was it? Boinking little boys? Did he have a nun killed? Did he condone WWII atrocities?
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#2 2013-02-11 09:59:22
Maybe he's just fucking sick and tired. If I had that job, I sure would be.
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#3 2013-02-11 10:18:35
It's the holy grail of politics - achieving deniability. 'I don't know, that was before i took office'.
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#4 2013-02-11 10:45:39
I actually believe what he said. He is not feeling up to the job due to age and health reasons. He is 85 years old. I know I would rather enjoy my later years than try to run a religious organization which is stuck in the medieval past.
I think that if any of the things which MrCreosote asked DID occur, we would know about it by now. Perhaps not through the media, but definitely through the internet and the millions of people out there who have information. Someone would have stepped forward to make an accusation of some sort. And someone else, someone hell bent on destroying the Catholic Church, would have investigated and found the reality if it existed. I don't believe it does.
He's just old and tired.
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#5 2013-02-11 12:28:45
Ah... youse guys are no fun today. It's a job where you die in place and this guy is the first to resign in 600 years. In an organization the best at coverups and hiding abuse.
Yeah, sure he probably did retire for health and fatigue but what was that crap with the butler a few months ago? Put on your tinfoil hats.
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#6 2013-02-11 12:32:38
Alzheimer's.
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#7 2013-02-11 13:32:34
MrCreosote wrote:
Ah... youse guys are no fun today. It's a job where you die in place and this guy is the first to resign in 600 years. In an organization the best at coverups and hiding abuse.
Maybe he's already dead?
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#8 2013-02-11 15:11:54
I'm surprised there has been zero coverage of St. Malachy and Petrus Romanus due up to end Rome as we know it.
I would argue that the Mayans got it right. This is a new era about to be ushered in. Imagine if there is one last Pope and the Vatican falls and along with it the Catholic church and the domino effect that will occur across Protestantism and Islam and religion in general. Especially if there are any Dan Brown-like secrets lurking in the Vatican archives that get out.
That assassination Israel carried out last year? Archduke Ferdinand of his times I tell you.
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#9 2013-02-11 15:46:19
The burning question is: Will Rcade do something good with his Pope John Paul III website URL if that's the next pope's name??
I think a photoshopped image of Rcade with a papal hat on would be a nice touch.
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#10 2013-02-11 15:51:43
OK. MrCreosote, you win.
I think he "retired" cause he wanted dick, and lots of it before the end comes. Better?
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#11 2013-02-11 16:06:18
Reportedly he's checking into a convent, perhaps he prefers to end his days "training" the postulants and noviates?
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#12 2013-02-11 16:17:46
He has a death star to build and manage....
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#14 2013-02-11 18:16:51
XregnaR wrote:
He has a death star to build and manage....
Never noticed the resemblance till you said that. (Continues to clean off the keyboard)
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#15 2013-02-11 18:56:42
Roger_That wrote:
The burning question is: Will Rcade do something good with his Pope John Paul III website URL if that's the next pope's name??
My heart goes out to rcade in his time of whatever.
On the bright side, there is now renewed hope that rcade's sweet dream will be realized: Pope Batman I.
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#16 2013-02-11 19:23:57
Who shall be the next Chosen One to wear the Prada Ruby Slippers, and the One Ring To Rule Them All? My favorite Catholic Religious Nutcase (The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse) claims the next pope will be the False Prophet himself!
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#17 2013-02-11 21:56:33
The old show biz adage, "Always leave 'em wanting more."
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#18 2013-02-12 01:20:53
Roger_That wrote:
I think a photoshopped image of Rcade with a papal hat on would be a nice touch.
From choad, circa four years ago:
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#19 2013-02-12 01:47:11
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#20 2013-02-12 04:01:43
Roger_That wrote:
I think a photoshopped image of Rcade with a papal hat on would be a nice touch.
But wait, there's more!
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#21 2013-02-12 04:05:08
square wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
I think a photoshopped image of Rcade with a papal hat on would be a nice touch.
From choad, circa four years ago:
https://cruelery.com/sidepic/popesquat.gif
Four? That was eight years ago!
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#22 2013-02-12 10:01:54
I'm going to miss that impish little scamp.
My new pope pose will recreate the Burt Reynolds Cosmo spread with a papal miter protecting my dignity.
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#23 2013-02-13 13:15:19
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#24 2013-02-13 13:59:21
This is one for the family album.
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#25 2013-02-13 14:51:22
The unspeakable horror. I may never masturbate again.
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#26 2013-02-13 15:35:55
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#27 2013-02-13 15:42:43
MSG Tripps wrote:
This is one for the family album.
I know it's tempting, but please don't make this into a banner! Taint, I'm looking at you.
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#28 2013-02-13 19:25:54
Choad. You genius. This is one for the ages. This is what you'll be remembered for after you're dead.
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#29 2013-02-13 21:15:04
Needed blending of the face.
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#30 2013-02-13 22:04:35
Damn rcade, you look great in Sepia!
You know, if you can guess and squat on the next papal dn, you could claim a record that would be difficult to break.
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#31 2013-02-14 00:36:13
opsec wrote:
Damn rcade, you look great in Sepia!
You know, if you can guess and squat on the next papal dn, you could claim a record that would be difficult to break.
Even better Rcade, if grandmama has by now passed through old St Peter's welcome wagon you could shake off that Catholic guilt she installed so well. Go with your bad self and shake em down for what that papal dn is worth.
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#32 2013-02-14 01:08:09
Holy Fuck, I know a certain site I could publish that on! Genius!
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#33 2013-02-14 20:10:44
Aaaaaaa-Haaaaaaa-Haaaaaa-Haaaaaaaa.........
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#35 2013-02-16 10:20:52
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#36 2013-02-16 11:22:25
If only! But you can't say that God didn't try to kill him! She tried to kill him using lightning, and was thwarted by the Vatican's lightning rods.
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#37 2013-02-16 19:55:25
fnord wrote:
If only! But you can't say that God didn't try to kill him! She tried to kill him using lightning, and was thwarted by the Vatican's lightning rods.
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#39 2013-02-22 16:36:55
As expected, it is all starting to come out now.
A potentially explosive report has linked the resignation of Pope Benedict XVI to the discovery of a network of gay prelates in the Vatican, some of whom – the report said – were being blackmailed by outsiders.
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#40 2013-02-27 15:08:05
You know you want to play this....
http://www.religionnews.com/2013/02/25/ … -brackets/
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#42 2013-02-28 16:12:24
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#43 2013-02-28 16:54:20
sigmoid freud wrote:
The Queen Of England has lead fishing weights sewn into the hems of her clothes to prevent these embarrassing episodes. You would think the Vatican Queen's dress shop slaves would be doing the same thing for Her Assholyness.
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#44 2013-02-28 17:25:27
Inquiring minds want to know. Did the Vatican ever meet Rcade's domain ransom demands, the Indulgence for his youthful indiscretions in Massachusetts or his papal fluffer sinecure? Any chance he'll squat the next pope, too?
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#46 2013-03-01 08:09:55
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#47 2013-03-10 17:37:43
759. Meteor attack and Pope’s resignation. (2/18/2013)
9 days ago, in #758, I said, “The Feds used to send out a warning to intimidate people if they felt being offended.” That I was intimidated by an earthquake one day after I paid sales tax over my inventory. Similar event took place in Russia. This time it is a meteor striking instead of earthquake.
Russian Politician Says Meteor Was U.S. Weapons Test
Washington Post) February 16, 2013
Russia’s controversial Liberal leader, Vladimir Zhirinovsky, has blamed Americans for today’s meteorite scare, local media report.
http://nation.foxnews.com/russian-meteo … z2LCe7GXyK
The west corner of the island just above the epicenter is Aceh Province.
In September 2004, Yudhoyono won the president election of Indonesia. It seemed he was a US asset and had a deal with US. In December that year, US tested two new weapons in Indonesia. All imitated natural disaster. One was the Great tsunami. The epicenter was near the Aceh Province of Indonesia, some 166,000 died in that area. Obviously it aimed at the Aceh rebels – Aceh Free Army which was fighting against the government. The rebels was hit hard by that disaster and had to compromise with the government with a peace agreement later. The other one was imitating a meteor explosion.
Here is what I wrote at that time. The phenomenon is exactly the same like what happens in Russia:
, "Meteor Explodes Over Jakarta
Josh Pringle
Sunday, December 19, 2004
Astronomers say a meteor likely exploded over the Indonesian capital of Jakarta Sunday morning. Witnesses say there was a bright object with a tail of fire streaked across the sky, and then there was a loud explosion.
http://www.cfra.com/headlines/index.asp?cat=2&nid=22930 "
, "Unknown object falls on Indonesia
Meteor or bomb? Officials not sure, no injuries known
Jakarta, Indonesia (AP)
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I believe it was an experiment of space weapon. A practice of a missile cruised in space to hit the target on earth. ….”
See whole article “356. Tsunami, flooding and meteorite (11/7/05)” at:
http://conspiracycorner.yuku.com/topic/ … ple?page=7
I would say again that my speculation was very accurate. Eight years ago, I conclude it’s a weapon imitating meteor. Then what is it for to hit Russia this time?
I think it is for War on Iran. One day before “the meteor falling”, Russia reached an agreement with Iran.
Russia, Iran sign agreements to form “strategic partnership” as Russia sends warships to Iranian port.
In Uncategorized on February 14, 2013
http://flashtrafficblog.wordpress.com/2 … nian-port/
I allege the Feds are planning war in Mid-east (war on Iran or Syria) next month.(March) I think so not only for this “meteor attack” but also for the sudden resignation of Pope Benedict XVI. As a Pope, he has to reject any war. That's not a favor to the Neocon, especially at the eve of a war. Under the pressure of "being passed away by poor health", he retreats. He doesn't want to be another John Paul II. Or another Chavez. Pope will leave on Feb. 28. So in March, the feds would lack a strong opponent in a designated war. (see, “302. Pope's death (Continue to 261-265) (4/7/05)”.
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#48 2013-03-10 19:42:59
One day after I paid my Federal taxes I went on a long motorcycle ride, sipped some scotch that scores a perfect 100 in the guide and my wife gave me an epic hummer. So the Feds must fucking love me.
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#49 2013-03-24 17:48:34
Russian's reaction:
February 16, 2013
Russia Puts Nuclear Bombers On High Alert Over American UFO Attack
By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers
Tupolev Tu-95 strategic bombers equipped with Kh-55 nuclear armed cruise missiles to “prepare for strikes” against US targets in the Pacific
A “Bessel Beam”, this report continues, is a field of electromagnetic, acoustic or even gravitational radiation whose amplitude is described by a Bessel function of the first kind, and in a NASA funded research paper published last year, New York University physicists David Ruffner and David Grier proposed they could build a “working tractor beam” which, among other uses, could be used to gather samples of from space.
The “test” USSTRATCOM was preparing for, and which caused “grave concern” among top Russian space scientists, this report says, was an American attempt to use their High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HARRP) facilities located in Alaska, Norway and Guam to create a “tractor beam” around the “celestial objects” traveling with 2012 DA 14 with the “goal” of having at least one of them “crash land” in the remote barren regions of either the Alaskan or Canadian Arctic
http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/index1659.htm
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#50 2013-03-24 19:07:34
GooberMcNutly wrote:
One day after I paid my Federal taxes I went on a long motorcycle ride, sipped some scotch that scores a perfect 100 in the guide and my wife gave me an epic hummer. So the Feds must fucking love me.
That was an epic hummer day - wait, was that your wife?
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