#21951 2013-02-12 15:45:00

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Miami man arrested in Nov. 2010 for soliciting prostitutes. (Begs for a caption.)

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I'm getting arrested for wanting head? Wow! I'm going to have to let that sink in for just a minute.

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#21952 2013-02-12 16:43:14

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#21953 2013-02-12 17:03:52

I believe I recognize that reporter. Isn't that Ewe Downs?

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#21954 2013-02-12 17:38:43

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#21955 2013-02-12 19:19:05

Banjo wrote:

scarydog wrote:

Miami man arrested in Nov. 2010 for soliciting prostitutes. (Begs for a caption.)

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8392/8466 … b8_o_d.jpg

I'm getting arrested for wanting head? Wow! I'm going to have to let that sink in for just a minute.

Banjo, you are just...so fucking awesome.

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#21956 2013-02-12 20:27:18

George Orr wrote:

Banjo wrote:

scarydog wrote:

Miami man arrested in Nov. 2010 for soliciting prostitutes. (Begs for a caption.)

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8392/8466 … b8_o_d.jpg

I'm getting arrested for wanting head? Wow! I'm going to have to let that sink in for just a minute.

Banjo, you are just...so fucking awesome.

Why thanky, GO. Tip of the hat to you, as well. As S. Texans, we are just naturally awesome. We can't help it.

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#21957 2013-02-13 00:52:47

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#21958 2013-02-13 01:06:48

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#21959 2013-02-13 12:39:47

(Chair.)

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#21960 2013-02-13 12:43:03

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The revolution has BEGUN!
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#21961 2013-02-13 18:24:17

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#21962 2013-02-13 20:46:54

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#21963 2013-02-13 21:06:45

Puffies.  Yum.

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#21964 2013-02-13 23:28:53

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#21965 2013-02-14 03:39:36

Happy Valentine's Day, fuckers.

Hope your commercially inspired sex is grubby and tawdry!

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#21966 2013-02-14 05:51:56

Zombie Elvis wrote:

Happy Valentine's Day, fuckers.

Hope your commercially inspired sex is grubby and tawdry!

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Damn...

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#21967 2013-02-14 16:00:21

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#21968 2013-02-14 17:11:12

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#21969 2013-02-14 17:47:14

lechero wrote:

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Cool. It joins this longtime favorite...

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#21970 2013-02-14 19:06:17

Zombie Elvis wrote:

Happy Valentine's Day, fuckers.

Hope your commercially inspired sex is grubby and tawdry!

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/fuglycupid.png

Yours too, dood.

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#21971 2013-02-14 20:40:47

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#21972 2013-02-14 21:27:55

OK. Since you asked.


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#21973 2013-02-14 21:31:59

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#21974 2013-02-14 21:40:07

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Romance.....

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#21975 2013-02-15 13:43:17

http://img.izismile.com/img/img6/20130211/640/the_world_we_can_only_dream_of_part_2_640_22.jpg

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#21976 2013-02-15 19:37:47

Unfortunate Nike advertisement:

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#21977 2013-02-16 01:24:24

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Holy crap! I didn't notice the street sign until I'd already uploaded it.

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#21978 2013-02-16 01:29:57

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#21979 2013-02-16 01:32:02

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#21980 2013-02-16 01:35:11

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#21981 2013-02-16 01:36:07

I suspect only a Southerner would truly understand this one.

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#21982 2013-02-17 14:47:12

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#21983 2013-02-17 17:36:53

Dahl should especially appreciate this one. There's too many images to cherry-pic, and it wouldn't do justice to the efforts of the author. Enjoy!

tsar-ivan.livejournal, translated

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#21984 2013-02-17 18:23:07

whosasailorthen wrote:

I suspect only a Southerner would truly understand this one.

I'm a Northerner, please explain.

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#21985 2013-02-17 18:40:17

Sailor and Wilbur were sorely disappointed when they failed the physical...

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Thanks oppie, those links without an extension usually work... I guess the lads don't need an extension.

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#21986 2013-02-17 19:59:32

Dirckman wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

I suspect only a Southerner would truly understand this one.

I'm a Northerner, please explain.

I was born in Ohio to Southern Parents so I never know if a phrase is idiomatic of the region or the whole country, myself.

http://www.wordwizard.com/phpbb3/viewto … =7&t=18134

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#21987 2013-02-17 20:05:24

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#21988 2013-02-17 20:08:20

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#21989 2013-02-17 20:23:35

Here's a fashion-trend we can all say a prayer for

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#21990 2013-02-17 20:58:54

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#21991 2013-02-18 03:35:44

"Phallic casts of the 2008 Iceland national handball team, cast in silver for the Icelandic Phallological Museum."

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#21992 2013-02-18 03:50:19

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#21993 2013-02-18 04:00:15

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#21994 2013-02-18 04:34:08

An old joke- Person 1: Why are you lifting the tails on all of the horses?
                   Person 2: I'm trying to find our horse and when we rode in I heard someone say, "Look at the two assholes on that horse."

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#21995 2013-02-18 11:43:33

In other news, the Olympics have dropped wrestling from their roster of competitive athletics.

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#21996 2013-02-18 13:31:14

scarydog wrote:

"Phallic casts of the 2008 Iceland national handball team, cast in silver for the Icelandic Phallological Museum."

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All hand, no balls.

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#21997 2013-02-18 15:52:39

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Click for more...

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#21998 2013-02-18 16:01:45

Today's episode of visual diarrhea

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The Aristocats!

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#21999 2013-02-18 17:54:05

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If she's not the shortest, she's definitely on the short list. (Pun Intended)

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#22000 2013-02-20 10:29:16

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