#551 2012-10-02 17:47:46

Johnny_Rotten wrote:

Concrete Sam could wake up and find that, against all odds, the Vette now gets them all wet.

Every time I thought the writing was going to head for the ditch, he manages to wrestle it back between the lines. Why can't the print newspapers and the magazines hire people like that any more?

PS: JR, thanks for the blog tip. I put TTAC on my regular read list, good writing there...

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#552 2012-10-02 18:35:28

So badass... Japanese police drove Mach 1 Mustangs in the 70s.

http://mustangforums.com/japanese-mach1.jpg

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#553 2012-10-30 12:05:28

Click it

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http://www.wired.com/autopia/2012/10/ic … than-ward/

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#554 2012-11-03 22:50:19

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#556 2013-01-25 10:09:12

sigmoid freud wrote:

Spoiler Alert

That's awesome. No problem finding your car at Wal-Mart at all.

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#557 2013-01-25 15:21:47

sigmoid freud wrote:

Spoiler Alert

That must be the codpiece when it turns back into Optimus Pink.

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#558 2013-01-25 21:55:45

http://www.mikecastruccichevrolet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/2014-Chevrolet-Corvette.jpg

I'm liking the 2014 Corvette except for the stupid Camaro tail lights they put on it.

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#559 2013-01-25 22:01:47

http://www.gtpla.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Chevrolet-2014-Corvette-Stingray-Final-Prototype_Leftside_Red.jpg

http://www.ausmotive.com/images2/Ferrari-599-GTO-01.jpg

They may have taken a bit of styling from the Ferrari 599.......

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#560 2013-01-26 02:21:14

Dirckman wrote:

They may have taken a bit of styling from the Ferrari 599.......

Too many angles and twitches. The 1960's  XKE is still the gold standard,  stylingwise. 

IMHO.

Meanwhile, in America:

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#561 2013-01-26 03:43:11

Brigadier General A.J. Stewart is a lame ass, A-10 jockey or not.

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#562 2013-01-26 09:01:47

https://cruelery.com/uploads/157_2009-nissan-maxima-official.jpg

Considering my age, and the fact that I work from home and don't drive much.  Probably the last car I will ever own.

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#563 2013-01-26 10:00:38

Baywolfe wrote:

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Considering my age, and the fact that I work from home and don't drive much.  Probably the last car I will ever own.

Wow. 

That's is quite possibly the saddest thing I have ever heard.

My condolences.

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#564 2013-01-26 19:16:29

That is too finite for living. Like buying your last pair of shoes or realizing you never need another comb. Or heavens forbid, pushing the delete button on your p0rn collection. Go crash that staid family mover into a wall to test the airbags. High step away singing a new song.

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#565 2013-01-26 20:24:38

whosasailorthen wrote:

Baywolfe wrote:

https://cruelery.com/uploads/157_2009-n … ficial.jpg

Considering my age, and the fact that I work from home and don't drive much.  Probably the last car I will ever own.

Wow. 

That's is quite possibly the saddest thing I have ever heard.

My condolences.

I disagree.  That's a nice car, and there's no reason that with proper maintenance he can't get 150K miles out of that it before it starts to nickle and dime him beyond it's worth.  If he drives it 5000 miles a year that's 30 years.  I don't know about you people, but I plan on being dead by then.

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#566 2013-01-26 20:45:00

opsec wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Baywolfe wrote:

https://cruelery.com/uploads/157_2009-n … ficial.jpg

Considering my age, and the fact that I work from home and don't drive much.  Probably the last car I will ever own.

Wow. 

That's is quite possibly the saddest thing I have ever heard.

My condolences.

I disagree.  That's a nice car, and there's no reason that with proper maintenance he can't get 150K miles out of that it before it starts to nickle and dime him beyond it's worth.  If he drives it 5000 miles a year that's 30 years.  I don't know about you people, but I plan on being dead by then.

Yes, exactly.  Please don't bury me yet, I'm only 56. :D  The car is garaged and babied with all scheduled maintenance (by date, not by mileage) and it gets driven once a week in the winter and two or three times in the spring/summer/fall, all local destinations.

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#567 2013-01-26 21:52:19

Baywolfe wrote:

opsec wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:


Wow. 

That's is quite possibly the saddest thing I have ever heard.

My condolences.

I disagree.  That's a nice car, and there's no reason that with proper maintenance he can't get 150K miles out of that it before it starts to nickle and dime him beyond it's worth.  If he drives it 5000 miles a year that's 30 years.  I don't know about you people, but I plan on being dead by then.

Yes, exactly.  Please don't bury me yet, I'm only 56. :D  The car is garaged and babied with all scheduled maintenance (by date, not by mileage) and it gets driven once a week in the winter and two or three times in the spring/summer/fall, all local destinations.

It's a great car. It will likely keep running longer, and with less maintenance, than you will.

But. It. Is. BORING.

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#568 2013-01-26 22:36:49

whosasailorthen wrote:

It's a great car. It will likely keep running longer, and with less maintenance, than you will.

But. It. Is. BORING.

Model T's and Lamborghini's aren't boring, but I wouldn't want to commute in them.

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#569 2013-01-27 00:06:30

opsec wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

It's a great car. It will likely keep running longer, and with less maintenance, than you will.

But. It. Is. BORING.

Model T's and Lamborghini's aren't boring, but I wouldn't want to commute in them.

My girlfriend just bought a Chevrolet Tahoe...  I'm impressed, it's super comfortable, has power, features and looks pretty damn good.  There is a reason some vehicles sell really well, they're good vehicles and they're what people want.  I'm a Corvette guy and for the most part they suck, reliability is bad, visibility is bad, the suspension is spine destroying and they don't hold their value.  I like it only for the 30 plus mpg and the tire roasting fun.  People buy what they're looking for in the car world...  It's all good unless you buy something from Korea.

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#570 2013-01-27 09:55:56

http://c.asset.soup.io/asset/4039/8332_414f.gifa

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#571 2013-01-28 13:52:22

whosasailorthen wrote:

Baywolfe wrote:

opsec wrote:

I disagree.  That's a nice car, and there's no reason that with proper maintenance he can't get 150K miles out of that it before it starts to nickle and dime him beyond it's worth.  If he drives it 5000 miles a year that's 30 years.  I don't know about you people, but I plan on being dead by then.

Yes, exactly.  Please don't bury me yet, I'm only 56. :D  The car is garaged and babied with all scheduled maintenance (by date, not by mileage) and it gets driven once a week in the winter and two or three times in the spring/summer/fall, all local destinations.

It's a great car. It will likely keep running longer, and with less maintenance, than you will.

But. It. Is. BORING.

No, it's safe, but not boring.  It passes the old Hot Rod test.  I can put a $100 bill on the dash and accelerate so you can't grab it.

It's the second car I've owned in 30 years that actually allows me to enjoy driving. The first was a 2000 Maxima.  I've taken right turns in excess of 50 mph.  In Downtown Dallas.

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#572 2013-02-05 17:51:02

Saw a Super Star Dart today.

Dual quad Hemi mill, Dart body; I need to go change my underwear.

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#574 2013-02-16 23:33:50

Not me, but frankly I'm glad of it.  That thing is HIDEOUS.  Nothing worse than to take a couple of timeless, award winning designs (XK120 & E-Type) and then muck about with them until it becomes nothing more than a mash-up and a bad memory of otherwise lovely things.

Here's another one you almost never see, but at least it's an original design.   And the all-aluminium water-formed body is truly unique.

http://www.panozauto.com/EsperanteDetails.htm

http://www.panozauto.com/Gallery/Images/esp_1_lg.jpg

The Esperante is almost completely aluminum, allowing for a lower weight. Using the aerospace industry’s technique of Superplastic Forming, body panels are molded from aluminum in a completely new way that is stronger than steel, but also was more dent-resistant and paint-friendly. In addition, the chassis is assembled by using aluminum extrusions that are bonded together as opposed to welded, making the chassis much stronger.

In addition, the automobiles are reliable, easily serviced and a good value. This allows discriminating owners to enjoy them much more than high-maintenance cars from Europe. The Esperante has been so influential in its design and construction that many of the techniques and materials pioneered in the car are being employed by companies such as Aston Martin and Ferrari.

Weighing only 3,197 pounds and propelled by a 320 HP aluminum 4cam V-8, the Esperante has a stunning 9.99 power to weight ratio. This allows the car to hit 62 MPH in about 4.9 seconds and run the quarter mile in only 13.4 seconds at 107.3 mph. The powerful brakes stop the car in just 122 feet from 60 MPH, while the suspension achieves and incredible 0.96g lateral acceleration. Add to this that the Panoz Esperante is completely handmade, from its aluminum-encased engine to the hand-sewn leather seats, and the car is the pinnacle of the luxury sports car.

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#576 2013-02-20 13:39:06

I've owned 2 Pacers.  I miss the blowjob friendly bench seats with the superlative view for truckers.

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#577 2013-02-20 17:44:44

opsec wrote:

I've owned 2 Pacers.

Wow.

That's is quite possibly the saddest thing I have ever heard.

My condolences.

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#578 2013-02-20 18:41:25

choad wrote:

opsec wrote:

I've owned 2 Pacers.

Wow.

That's is quite possibly the saddest thing I have ever heard.

My condolences.

I dunno.  He could have owned a Renault Caravelle.

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#579 2013-02-20 21:55:40

A Pacer is probably better than my first car!  A Dodge Aries coupe!  Mine was dark blue in color.........

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#580 2013-02-20 22:23:41

My first car.  Black with red interior, 283 V8 w/ 2bbl, 3-on-the-tree with overdrive, power *nothing*.

Wonderful car for going to the drive-in... park it backwards, flop down the rear seat and it was make-out city in the back.

http://www.tocmp.com/brochures/Chev/1964/Full-Size/images/64_full_size_Page_6_jpg.jpg

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#581 2013-02-28 23:06:05

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#585 2013-03-04 23:32:08

Beautiful....

Emmeran wrote:

I came in my pants

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#586 2013-03-04 23:45:52

Emmeran wrote:

I came in my pants

There's a reason the room is white.  All that cum blends in.

Excuse me.  I need get a tissue. 

Or two.

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#587 2013-03-05 15:21:03

2015 'Cuda?


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#589 2013-03-08 08:39:59

Who was it here that bought a dash cam? How is it working out?

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#590 2013-03-08 10:36:17

Works fairly well.  The GPS stops working part of the time, it's only fair at night, and the frame rate isn't the best. 

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#591 2013-03-08 12:27:52

Has it been pretty much set-and-forget? I don't want something I have to boot up every time I get in the car or have to manage unless I need it.

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#592 2013-03-08 13:23:57

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Has it been pretty much set-and-forget? I don't want something I have to boot up every time I get in the car or have to manage unless I need it.

I only used it around town to figure out the menu options (Korean/Chinese translated to Engrish) and the two days of the rally.  You can set it up to run all kinds of ways, motion detection while parked etc.  I ran it on a keyed circuit, set up so it came on with the ignition and turned off a few minutes after shutting down the car.  Over the course of two days it didn't run for about twenty minutes or so while moving.  I think the lighter plug may have worked loose.  This is where I read about them http://dashcamtalk.com/dash-cam-comparison/  it's a GS6000.  I was hoping the external GPS would be better, but it's probably not.

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#593 2013-03-08 16:48:01

Cool, thanks.

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#595 2013-03-15 20:50:20




WANT

Although, truth be told, a Caterham Seven would be FAR more practical as an everyday driver.

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#596 2013-03-15 21:05:04

I've been to the Morgan factory many times.  If you ever get to the UK, you really should visit - it's in Greater Malvern, near Wales, and in addition to a cool factory visit there's a lovely set of hills nearby which offer the one of the best views in all of England.

The Morgan pub is also cool.  On one side of the sign there's a 3-wheeler Morgan, and on the other there's a 4-wheeler.

http://i47.tinypic.com/rrqkq1.jpg

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#598 2013-03-18 22:06:25

hedgewizard wrote:

http://www.callawaycars.com/cars/callaway-c21-corvette-aerowagon/

I thought they made golf clubs.

Oh, wait.

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#599 2013-03-19 08:24:34

hedgewizard wrote:

http://www.callawaycars.com/cars/callaway-c21-corvette-aerowagon/

...while still returning the highest mileage rating in the supercar segment.

That's important to which part of the Supercar market segment again?

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#600 2013-03-19 10:58:08

GooberMcNutly wrote:

That's important to which part of the Supercar market segment again?

Good question.  I just ran with a McLaren for two days and he kept the revs up all the time.  I used sixth as much as possible, not so much to save money but to get better range.  Some places it was a long way to the next gas station.

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