#22001 2013-02-20 11:42:59
GooberMcNutly wrote:
Nice! One of my favorite pranks is to spell "Satan" in the bunker sand at nice golf courses. Especially if there a lot of douche bags playing behind us.
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#22005 2013-02-21 08:54:10
Aude wrote:
In other news, the Olympics have dropped wrestling from their roster of competitive athletics.
I must know MORE. Any background? Was the event...televised?
A few wrestling pics:
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#22006 2013-02-21 14:19:24
The most fun 8 minutes I've seen in a while.
Warning - a bit noisy. Nice noise, mind you, but noisy all the same.
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#22007 2013-02-21 15:40:51
whosasailorthen wrote:
The most fun 8 minutes I've seen in a while.
Warning - a bit noisy. Nice noise, mind you, but noisy all the same.
Funny thing about that, now that the kids are getting older and are gone a lot the old lady (Melons) can sound off like that again; on the other hand she'll never be 21 and look like that again so I have to either remember the time or be willing to pay $5k to get one of those type of young chicks for a few hours. It's a lot more satisfying and fun just to remember and you can have it two or three times every night!
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#22009 2013-02-21 18:30:52
Emmeran wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
The most fun 8 minutes I've seen in a while.
Warning - a bit noisy. Nice noise, mind you, but noisy all the same.Funny thing about that, now that the kids are getting older and are gone a lot the old lady (Melons) can sound off like that again; on the other hand she'll never be 21 and look like that again so I have to either remember the time or be willing to pay $5k to get one of those type of young chicks for a few hours. It's a lot more satisfying and fun just to remember and you can have it two or three times every night!
I'm convinced that that's the reason our near-vision tends to deteriorate as we age... blurry vision tends to make wrinkles disappear and the memories of youth easier to recall.
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#22010 2013-02-21 21:33:45
Go ahead, I dare ya.
https://www.facebook.com/hailey.martin.92167?fref=ts
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#22011 2013-02-21 22:23:12
I looked. She hides her posts, so all I can see is her likes. She appears to be a very confused young lady. She posted that to a breastfeeding group, but because of the contradictory nature of her likes, I'm not sure if she was serious or trolling. She may use her likes as a bookmarking system to keep track of sites she hates for all I know. What's especially disturbing is how many male infant hating cunts on the breastfeeding forum liked her post. I wouldn't want to see these sickos taking care of a kitten, let alone a child of either gender.
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#22012 2013-02-22 20:25:40
With the demise of wrestling, perhaps the TV networks can finally give the swimming events the coverage they deserve.
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#22013 2013-02-22 21:55:48
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#22014 2013-02-22 22:14:45
Zombie Elvis wrote:
If you continue to feed that thing, and it dies, can you be convicted of "murder by food"?
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#22015 2013-02-22 23:26:09
whosasailorthen wrote:
Zombie Elvis wrote:
If you continue to feed that thing, and it dies, can you be convicted of "murder by food"?
I'd like to think so, especially with evidence like that floating around the interwebs.
Actually, is it murder or assisted suicide?
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#22016 2013-02-22 23:26:29
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#22017 2013-02-23 10:41:51
Zombie Elvis wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
Zombie Elvis wrote:
If you continue to feed that thing, and it dies, can you be convicted of "murder by food"?
I'd like to think so, especially with evidence like that floating around the interwebs.
Actually, is it murder or assisted suicide?
It'd be quicker to put a pillow over her obese face.
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#22018 2013-02-23 17:37:20
Fid wrote:
Zombie Elvis wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
If you continue to feed that thing, and it dies, can you be convicted of "murder by food"?
I'd like to think so, especially with evidence like that floating around the interwebs.
Actually, is it murder or assisted suicide?It'd be quicker to put a pillow over her obese face.
There is also a quicker and appropriate alternative.
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#22019 2013-02-23 17:39:06
Fid wrote:
Zombie Elvis wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
If you continue to feed that thing, and it dies, can you be convicted of "murder by food"?I'd like to think so, especially with evidence like that floating around the interwebs.
Actually, is it murder or assisted suicide?It'd be quicker to put a pillow over her obese face.
Yes, but that would be a bona fide crime - premeditated murder.
But feeding someone to death... being a 'feeder' and having them eat enough to suffer an early demise... it's not considered 'murder', yet it indeed is... and premeditated, at that.
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#22020 2013-02-23 18:04:45
Too much talking, you must post a pict - even if unrelated.
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#22021 2013-02-23 18:22:10
Dirckman wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
sigmoid freud wrote:
I suspect only a Southerner would truly understand this one.
I'm a Northerner, please explain.
Wilbur can explain. 
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#22028 2013-02-27 01:16:49
They could have used a bunch of these in Egypt today...
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#22029 2013-02-27 01:18:04
look really carefully, like you're looking at clouds...
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#22030 2013-02-27 01:25:10
Here comes a long posting. Long in many ways, I guess...
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#22031 2013-02-27 01:27:31
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#22034 2013-02-27 03:40:20
discomboobulated...
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#22035 2013-02-27 08:09:25
Zombie Elvis wrote:
Here comes a long posting. Long in many ways, I guess...
http://s017.radikal.ru/i440/1302/78/25ce8d309ba9.jpg....
http://s019.radikal.ru/i605/1302/24/e1bfce3a2f8f.jpg
Beaver... damn!
I'd hit it anyway... if it were not for... WTF.... her feet! What's up with those toes? Damn. I'm not a 'footie' guy, but that freaks me out.
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#22036 2013-02-27 10:10:32
I think that allowing women in the combat military might do more to reduce welfare than previously thought.
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#22037 2013-02-27 12:47:00
Who gives a rat fuck about the feet. The extensive beaver is face friendly...
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#22038 2013-02-28 01:00:09
Good news, choad: obtaining just one small item can get you a custom-drawn portrait from R. Crumb.
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#22039 2013-02-28 02:50:38
square wrote:
https://cruelery.com/uploads/72_a-detai … mb_420.jpg
Good news, choad: obtaining just one small item can get you a custom-drawn portrait from R. Crumb.
I attended a New Bedford Art Museum exhibit of John Audubon's elephant folio a couple years ago and was both impressed and dumbfounded.
The area's museums often distribute free tickets through local libraries and I jump at it when I can.
What I saw in New Bedford that day was selected panels from the most expensive book in the world, and not one drawing seemed exceptional. Competent, sure, but in reality, little more than a successful marketing gimmick, for its time and ever after, much like the organization that bears his name today. The Audubon Society and like minded charities have gutted local tax rolls in recent years so their well heeled patrons can remain unperturbed by the common herd in perpetuity, while their neighboring peasants pay for the privilege with rabid development.
That same afternoon, I visited a local luminary hoping to flog some map restorations and mentioned the Audubon exhibit. "Oh, that," he said. "That's the elephant folio at your feet." Still in its packing crate, and not selected panels, but the whole thing. I was disgusted and beat a hasty exist.
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#22041 2013-02-28 14:19:28
sigmoid freud wrote:
Note that they colored it bright pink so it won't be confused with a real one by a cop catching you doing the "tug".
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#22042 2013-02-28 15:20:29
phreddy wrote:
sigmoid freud wrote:
Note that they colored it bright pink so it won't be confused with a real one by a cop catching you doing the "tug".
Note that it is a parody product created by the Jimmy Kimmel show and not actually available for purchase. But thanks for playing.
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#22043 2013-02-28 17:42:21
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#22044 2013-03-01 03:02:19
Fid wrote:
Who gives a rat fuck about the feet. The extensive beaver is face friendly...
Feet? What's all this talk about feet? They're barely in any picture, and then only with shoes on.
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#22048 2013-03-01 05:25:20
Zombie Elvis wrote:
Thought I'd seen this doll before. What's that, a 20" waist?
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#22049 2013-03-01 05:36:32
a 20" waist, or a badonky-donk ass?
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#22050 2013-03-01 05:39:45
I like where this is going...
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