#2 2013-03-05 14:15:54
Anal with Kirk Cameron has never been one of my fantasies, but I suppose if the opportunity presented itself I might try it. I would insist however that Intelligent Design not be discussed in relation to our bananas.
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#3 2013-03-05 14:45:41
There is an "In" door and an "Out" door, please observe your manners and use the proper door. If you are bi/homosexual I apologize for the inconvenience and don't really have any suggestions for you however please keep in mind that the exhaust portal is not a sanitary entry point. Those inclined to personal degradation please feel free to proceed full speed ahead.
I'm sorry but IMHO there is just no value in any sex act which requires you to sanitize yourself afterwards.
Last edited by Emmeran (2013-03-05 14:55:43)
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#4 2013-03-05 15:28:31
Emmeran wrote:
I'm sorry but IMHO there is just no value in any sex act which requires you to sanitize yourself afterwards.
I could have done without knowing that you don't see a need for cleaning up after sex. ICK!!!! ICK!!!! ICK!!!!
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#5 2013-03-05 15:58:03
Em, you really know how to endear yourself to the aboriginies. Just for clarification is a vagina an intake or exhaust portal?
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#6 2013-03-05 17:34:52
Em sounds a bit, ermmmmm Puritanical. Relax that Sphincter, or at least Melons. This act goes back to the garden, and has been enjoyed by BILLIONS.
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#7 2013-03-05 17:55:08
I feel sorry for you Em. The pleasures you are missing are exquisite.
On another note, aren't the "in doors" also an "exhaust portal"?
And I am very much with fnord on this one (never thought I would say that). Please wash after sex. That's just nasty!
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#8 2013-03-05 22:03:41
Emmeran wrote:
I'm sorry but IMHO there is just no value in any sex act which requires you to sanitize yourself afterwards.
Wow. You've never buggered a woman?
Crikey.
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#9 2013-03-05 22:26:05
whosasailorthen wrote:
Emmeran wrote:
I'm sorry but IMHO there is just no value in any sex act which requires you to sanitize yourself afterwards.
Wow. You've never buggered a woman?
Crikey.
Exactly. The mind, she boggles.
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#10 2013-03-05 23:04:22
I've had more than enough experiences exploiting the delightful female puckerstar but to be honest as delightful as it is there is still a lot of work in prep and clean up; a couple of a times of year is all I can be bothered with these days. Order of preference: Vagina, Mouth, Breasts and then Anus.
And yes Fnord, fading off to sleep with a nice coating of warm pussy juice is about as good as it gets in life.
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#11 2013-03-05 23:34:00
Since you are moving to the east coast, this is when you invite Woggah to share the PuckStar (tm) experience. Surely, you can give her what no other has!
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#12 2013-03-07 17:31:44
Unfortunately Woggah appears to have found new stomping grounds and I also fear that Melons might not be overly impressed by that endeavor.
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