sigmoid freud wrote:

The piece wasn't the only illicit cargo Harris was packing, because as Unbewust's report explains: "I then retrieved from between Christie's buttock, two clear baggies containing a large amount of a crystal substance."

From between a buttock...

Also, the "Read more"  search items box at the bottom of the page is a beautiful thing:

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And some people wonder why I won't go near that particular piece of anatomy.