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choad · 2013-03-19 09:56:39

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archi … 10/274113/

whosasailorthen · 2013-03-19 10:10:02

The perils of going commando.

Simple solution.

Emmeran · 2013-03-19 11:45:56

I must admit that I have in the past injured myself in this manner, never severely enough to require a hospital visit, but still - it hurt. I decline to divulge how often alcohol was involved instead let's just say the exuberance of youth was most likely the fault. Thankfully condoms are a wonderful thing and usually would protect that minor injury when I finally managed to convince which ever sweet young girl I was courting that she should allow me access to her private and delightful xanadu. Of course the desire to gain access to that young lady's xanadu was usually the cause of that distracted and hurried accident in the first place.

But hell yes - that shit hurts.

phreddy · 2013-03-19 12:42:07

As an uncircumcised male, I learned very early on to obey certain rules.
1. Always purchase underwear which do not allow Mr. Winky to peek out.
2. Always tuck Mr. Winky completely in before employing the zipper.
3. Never purchase swim trunks that have zippers.
4. It's OK to let her unzip you, but always handle the rezip yourself. (You may be basking in the afterglow of an epic blowjob, but concentrate and follow rule #2)

Think of all the pleasure Mr. Winky has brought you. Following these simple rules are the least you can do in return.

GooberMcNutly · 2013-03-19 13:43:36

What male HASN'T caught some loose flesh in an unrelenting zipper? Especially those of us who had to buy the cheap knockoff jeans with those sharp cut brass zippers. They might as well be make out of recycled chainsaw chains.

I just wish that like Em and Phred it was always in a fit of lust. Usually it was just at the end of a peegasm when I heard a TV show starting in the other room.

The first day you look down and see what looks like a tiny earlobe on the wrong side of your pants, and know that the only way out of the predicament is to clear your mind, take a deep breath and re-lower the zipper forcefully and as fast as possible, that's the day you become a man.