#2 2007-12-13 00:13:44
Don't get many electrical fires in the vicinity of a woman's anus but surgical accidents are common as dirt.
I've had general anesthetic only twice but on both occasions wished like hell I had an audio recording of the procedure.
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#3 2007-12-13 04:04:46
choad wrote:
Don't get many electrical fires in the vicinity of a woman's anus but surgical accidents are common as dirt.
I've had general anesthetic only twice but on both occasions wished like hell I had an audio recording of the procedure.
My best friend's brother is a surgeon in Indianapolis (at least last time I checkd), and ever since I heard his stories the idea of going under the knife scares the hell out of me. It's not that I don't think people know what they're doing in general (actually as far as I can tell he's an excellent surgeon) but after being awake more ore less non-stop for 48 hours I can barely fish my keys out of my pants. I don't want anyone in that condition cutting me open. No, thank you.
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#4 2007-12-14 14:51:16
Well, they always feel like they are burning, so catching fire is the next logical step....
Find further top-shelf reporting like this:
http://www.thelocal.se/9360/20071210/
Oliver Smithies is one of three winners of this year's Nobel Prize in Medicine, along with Sir Martin J. Evans and Mario R. Capecchi. They have been given the prize “for their discoveries of principles for introducing specific gene modifications in mice by the use of embryonic stem cells."
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You made it pretty clear in a press conference what you think is posing the biggest threat to human kind. What is that?
The y-chromosome. Some boys are more aggressive. We associate war and violence with that. I believe we need to teach our boys not to solve their problems by fighting.
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#5 2007-12-14 15:28:26
Oh shit! Mya ass is on fire!
Oh ass! My shit is on fire!
Here's the surgical team in medical school:
"Woman catches fire during hemorrhoid operation"
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#6 2007-12-16 15:17:14
GooberMcNutly wrote:
The y-chromosome. Some boys are more aggressive. We associate war and violence with that. I believe we need to teach our boys not to solve their problems by fighting.
Fucking brilliant. Did he mention the girls crowding round waiting to fuck the winner?
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#7 2007-12-16 17:00:55
choad wrote:
GooberMcNutly wrote:
The y-chromosome. Some boys are more aggressive. We associate war and violence with that. I believe we need to teach our boys not to solve their problems by fighting.
Fucking brilliant. Did he mention the girls crowding round waiting to fuck the winner?
I'm sure teaching the boys that their Y chromosome causes violence and wars won't have any effect on that, either.
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