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#1 2013-03-29 18:56:19

While your kid was in the car.

http://yellowtape.blogs.starnewsonline. … hes/?tc=ar

This happened in my neck of the woods.

How are all you fuckers?  I've been busy with the whole birthing thing, but have been meaning to come by for some verbal abuse.

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#2 2013-03-29 19:05:51

feisty wrote:

While your kid was in the car.

http://yellowtape.blogs.starnewsonline. … hes/?tc=ar

This happened in my neck of the woods.

How are all you fuckers?  I've been busy with the whole birthing thing, but have been meaning to come by for some verbal abuse.

Hiya Feisty!  Good to hear from you.  Hope your business end is back in full operation.  Hey, this guy picked the right parking lot to leave his kid unattended.  Anywhere else (except perhaps Wal-Mart) and the cops would have been on his ass before he dozed off.

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#3 2013-03-29 19:08:21

I'm glad it was the whole thing, and not that half-birthing crap.  Nothing worse than going through life with a head between your legs.  Well, you know what I mean.

I've never passed out at a Dollar Store, but I'd probably prefer passing out outside to being awake inside one.

Oh - it's good to hear from you, feisty.  Hope all are well in your household.

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#4 2013-03-30 20:42:40

Feisty, my best felicitations.

People WILL fall asleep inappropriately sometimes (repost).

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#5 2013-03-30 22:12:29

Here's from my neck of the woods, next door to Em's new home...

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2013/03/29/p … nese-food/

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#6 2013-03-31 05:47:09

But wait, there's more!

$400M Blaze To Ditch Work Early

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#7 2013-03-31 08:05:10

choad wrote:

But wait, there's more!

$400M Blaze To Ditch Work Early

Damn - I hope we had full coverage insurance.

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#8 2013-03-31 10:42:29

I thought "civilian workers" only did crazy shit on NCIS.

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#9 2013-03-31 17:59:44

Everybody's all worried about the little kid in the parking lot.  Well I'm here to tell you that my dad passed out at a Dollar General store one time and left me and my sister stranded in the parking lot for hours. Best head I ever got.

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#10 2013-03-31 18:03:15

Banjo wrote:

Everybody's all worried about the little kid in the parking lot.  Well I'm here to tell you that my dad passed out at a Dollar General store one time and left me and my sister stranded in the parking lot for hours. Best head I ever got.

Wait - can I hook up with your sister?

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#11 2013-03-31 18:11:03

Emmeran wrote:

Banjo wrote:

Everybody's all worried about the little kid in the parking lot.  Well I'm here to tell you that my dad passed out at a Dollar General store one time and left me and my sister stranded in the parking lot for hours. Best head I ever got.

Wait - can I hook up with your sister?

What's my sister got to do with anything? Sure my dad complained of sore tonsils but fuck him. I was a stranded kid.

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#12 2013-03-31 18:56:33

Banjo wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

Banjo wrote:

Everybody's all worried about the little kid in the parking lot.  Well I'm here to tell you that my dad passed out at a Dollar General store one time and left me and my sister stranded in the parking lot for hours. Best head I ever got.

Wait - can I hook up with your sister?

What's my sister got to do with anything? Sure my dad complained of sore tonsils but fuck him. I was a stranded kid.

I'm just not into guys so your Sis will have to swallow the load.

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