Foul and despicable, as expected. However, isn't Alpharetta (and the rest of GA) in the middle of a record-breaking drought? I'm not saying it justifies the poor training of domestic help, but might explain the cost cutting measures they didn't expect anyone to see. I've cleaned a glass or two with Windex before, but the rubber glove thing is grody.

fnord wrote:

I posted this awhile back.  Given that you were probably at death’s door at the time, your immunity from asshat awards will stay in place a bit longer.

And I even ripped off your title. They should make a special hat for doing that.

Hotel rooms are fucking gross. I just spent a few nights in one, and I used my hemostat (normally used for toking the evil weed) to remove the bedspread and dump it in a corner. In a that rape case involving Mike Tyson, the hotel bedspread had close to a hundred different people's DNA on it. And it was a five star hotel.

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