#3 2013-05-14 09:37:21
Eh. Just come in on crutches.
It so happens that many years ago I had a very serious knee injury (shattered medial condyl) and I was taking the fam to Disney. I arrived on crutches and they loaned us a wheelchair and were very accommodating in terms of hotel room choice, etc. Used the wheelchair to roll all over Disney and, yeah, they really *do* send you to the front of the line when you arrive at each activity. My sons loved it... we hit every ride with virtually no wait times.
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#4 2013-05-14 09:47:25
Fuck that noise. Disney World is child abuse.
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#5 2013-05-18 09:42:56
XregnaR wrote:
Fuck that noise. Disney World is child abuse.
If there were a like button for this, I would like it.
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#6 2013-05-18 10:46:36
I ran this photo of my little brother, pictured here in 1957, over his wedding announcement 30 odd years ago and it proved prophetic. His bride still drags the whole brood to Orlando every fucking holiday. Sad, really, the poor putz doesn't need my abuse any more. Disney is an adult tard cult.
In yesterday's "hire the handicapped, they're fun to watch" news nugget: The IRS revoked the offending tour operator's tax exempt status last year.
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