#1 2007-12-19 12:15:22
For his wife to die.
I know, this is an Enquirer story, but they have so much more texture than the other rags covering the story.
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#2 2007-12-19 15:13:08
Americans are such political retards. The man’s gotta squirt his jizz somewhere; who cares about the details. Last week’s rumor was that he dips his weenie into man ass on the side. This week’s rumor is he is stupid enough to have a black man claim to be the father of his soon to be born bastard child. Who cares whether either rumor is true or if the real truth is that he is a furry into diapering.
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#3 2007-12-19 15:30:12
No. I draw the line at voting for furries. There's gotta be a limit and that's it for me.
I agree with your sentiments, Fnord, but in truth things like this are factors American voters take into consideration because they'll vote for a man with strong morals and good Christian values - like Dubya.
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#4 2007-12-19 16:29:06
I won’t vote for Mormons. The idea that old man Xenu would take time out from banging his thousands of celestial wives, in order to give political directions to his holy prophets in the Utah desert freaks me out.
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#5 2007-12-19 17:17:22
I am a Republican but I'm scared to death that the xtians are going to make Huckabee the nominee. Please gawd no more car salesmen or preachers from the South. Maybe if the guy just didn't look and sound just like Gomer Pyle.
Fnord, this isn't the same Andrew Young of civil rights fame. I couldn't find a picture of him. Are you sure he's black?
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#6 2007-12-19 17:20:54
I thought it was the Andrew Young of civil rights fame.
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#7 2007-12-19 17:32:41
fnord wrote:
I thought it was the Andrew Young of civil rights fame.
Well, the guy's only 41, so it's not him. It would be fun if it was him though. Everyone waiting around to see if the kid's got the nappy head or the Breck hair.
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#8 2007-12-19 21:16:46
phreddy wrote:
I am a Republican but I'm scared to death that the xtians are going to make Huckabee the nominee. Please gawd no more car salesmen or preachers from the South. Maybe if the guy just didn't look and sound just like Gomer Pyle.
I could get used to what Huckabee's voice sounds like, but I doubt I could ever get used to the voices he hears. But then I suppose there are some phone calls important enough to interrupt your pandering for.
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