Fuck, she's 16 and every girl in High School gives head now, what was the big deal?

All the guy had was a different idea of "Extra Credit" than she did.

whosasailorthen wrote:

Geez. 

Young.  Crew cut.  Trim figure.  Facial stubble.  Reasonably straight teeth.

This guy could have gotten all the lip service he could ever want at his local ghey bar.

What say, Taint?

He doesn't do a thing for me. Now, fuck off: I'm watching "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians".

tojo2000 wrote:

Taint wrote:

He doesn't do a thing for me. Now, fuck off: I'm watching "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians".

A holiday classic.

I'm watching Will Smith's dystopian fairy tale, "I am Legend" and so far, it ain't half bad; NYC populated populated by zombies. Ok, fiction it ain't.

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/the-to … -all-time/

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Hell, isn't high school supposed to teach you how to live in the real world? Some women get ahead (ahem..) in life through their dog-given talents, and that just happened to be hers. After the teacher will be her shift supervisor at Burger King, then her manager at Kohls, her boss at Worldcomm, and finally her husband, that lucky guy. You can either slave away in school, get good grades and apply yourself to your career, or you can get your PhD in knob polishing. Either one works.

Wow.  No horror feminae happenin' there, eh Goober?

whosasailorthen wrote:

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Hell, isn't high school supposed to teach you how to live in the real world? Some women get ahead (ahem..) in life through their dog-given talents, and that just happened to be hers. After the teacher will be her shift supervisor at Burger King, then her manager at Kohls, her boss at Worldcomm, and finally her husband, that lucky guy. You can either slave away in school, get good grades and apply yourself to your career, or you can get your PhD in knob polishing. Either one works.

Wow.  No horror feminae happenin' there, eh Goober?

No, I just hate to see a woman suppress her natural talents and cease providing a useful service to the world just because some feminazi says she shouldn't because she might be degrading herself. Wouldn't the story be different if instead the teacher offered to give her an A if he could dine at the Y?

Blowjobs are one of the beautiful things in the world, along with back rubs, sun rises and  kitten juggling. Don't be a hater.

A Boy and His Dog

A classic starring Don Johnson, written by Harlan Ellison who gave us Terminator

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If you had clicked on the link.

8. The Terminator (1984)

The story for a rather famous and popular film can also be credited to Ellison, though he had to go to court to get the credit. Some aspects of the story for The Terminator were sufficiently similar to two episodes ("Soldier" and "Demon with a Glass Hand") of the TV series The Outer Limits — both written by Ellison — that Ellison sued James Cameron. Ellison settled for several hundred thousand dollars, and the film's end credits now include the simple statement: "Acknowledgment to the works of Harlan Ellison."

I recognized it was his work the first time I seen the movie.

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Decadence wrote:

Hard call - There's some really shitty movies on that list.  I mean, "A Boy And His Dog" and the extremely over-rated "V For Vendetta?"  But, some great ones as well ("A Scanner Darkly," "They Live," "Twelve Monkeys," and "Dark City").

A Boy and His Dog is fucking brilliant.  Don Johnson's first acting gig and he's playing straight man to a psychic dog while running around looking for post apocalyptic gash to rape.  What's not to love?

I considered myself reasonably well informed about current film until I read a NYTimes year-end wrap-up by reviewer Manohla Dargis this morning.

I recognized only ONE name on his list, helpfully pasted below. These titles ring any bells?

Paul Thomas Anderson’s “There Will Be Blood,” which I will write about in detail when it opens on Wednesday, and David Fincher’s “Zodiac,” which I wrote about when it was released in March, together constitute my 1 through 10. These aren’t necessarily the year’s best (impossible to determine given the glut of films), just the two that matter most to me,

My other favorite releases of the year are “Into Great Silence,” “I’m Not There,” “Killer of Sheep,” “The Bourne Ultimatum,” “Eastern Promises,” “Michael Clayton,” “4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days,” “I Don’t Want to Sleep Alone,” “Lady Chatterley,” “Colossal Youth,” “Monika,” “Superbad,” “Southland Tales,” “No End in Sight,” “Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead,” “This Is England,” “The Savages,” “Year of the Dog,” “Paprika,” “The Host” and the under-appreciated action thriller “The Kingdom.”

George Orr wrote:

We hardly ever go out to the theater any more, because the public tend to be such a pain in the ass.

P.S.  Which one do you recognize?

Embarrassed to admit, The Bourne Ultimatum. I'm a sucker for Euro chase scenes.

George Orr wrote:

WGA strike purists are saying that the public shouldn't buy or rent DVD's because it is putting money in the pockets of the evil studios, yada yada; but...Jason Bourne.  I don't mess about with BitTorrent, but if you're a strike purist I guess that's a good option.

Binary newsgroups - available from better ISP news servers everywhere - probably only skim the feature film cream but they're a much quicker download and a more reliable source of broadcast tv dramas and documentaries, foriegn and domestic.

Unhappy pedo. I wasn't even aware that Photoshopping your kiddie p0rn together was the same sort of crime. I guess this guy thought the same. Fortunately, in fifteen years of Photoshop use, I never thought to try it.

pALEPHx wrote:

But wait, there's less!

Toy Sale At Sex Predator's Home Outrages Neighbors

COCOA, Fla. -- A yard sale featuring children's toys at a home where a convicted sex predator and his brother, who has also served time for harming a child, live has prompted outrage in the community. (source)

Ah, come back to the five and dime, Local 6, Local 6...

I know someone will hat this within twelve hours if I bury it here, so just give them a pass, m'kaaay?

Baby, you squandered a great topic title.

PedosRUs.

Toy Sale At Sex Predator's Home Outrages Neighbors

COCOA, Fla. -- A yard sale featuring children's toys at a home where a convicted sex predator and his brother, who has also served time for harming a child, live has prompted outrage in the community. (source)

In a world wide hweb of fucked-up stuff, you found the mostest fucked-up thing I've seen in forever.

sofaking wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

The Pedo-ry Barn?

JC Pedo?

Waldenboys?

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/5553/lolmv8.jpg

That pic - I had pull down my yoga pants & piss on my neighbor's compost heap...

sofaking wrote:

Baby, you squandered a great topic title. PedosRUs.

If you can't split a topic, then Tojo should be able to. Hack away.