Nope.  You nailed it.

pALEPHx wrote:

Well, I'm sure he and Sumner Redstone have something to cry in their chalices about, or celebrate, depending.

I'd still put in a nomination for James Dobson or Karl Rove.

Wikipedia wrote:

Dobson has been quoted as saying that it is the responsbility of a father to raise his son to be a "man", and to encourage his masculinity. Among a father's options in this process is to "take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger."

OK, as a homo, I'm a little alarmed by this.

Taint wrote:

OK, as a homo, I'm a little alarmed by this.

Take a number, sweetie darling. If you didn't know of that old newsbit 'til just now, then you led a charmed life. Come over, I'll make some Godiva cocoa, and we can both remark how Fnord's post seems almost sentimental in its astuteness.

I'm beginning to think his character is being played by more than one person.

tojo2000 wrote:

I don't want to post pictures of myself on the Internet.

Is it enough that I imagine you as a LOLcat?

Let's all bow down to the Time Person of the Year.

Sad news: You are not Time's person of THIS year. With the official result to be announced by Queen Tastemaker Meredith Viera on tomorrow morning's Today show, the magazine offered up its reader's poll for some troubling speculation.

J. K. Rowling leads the pack by more than ten thousand online votes. I believe she is a rich author. I don't know of any other major contribution to society that she's made.

...which makes 2nd place Al Gore (the likely recipient) hard to understand. With film awards and a Nobel for his climate change campaign, he's arguably done more good than all the others on the list, combined.

Racist, homophobic dictators Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Vladimir Putin put in an appearance, but so do Condoleeza Rice and General David Petreus. Being an asshole can make you TIME's poster boy (or girl). Steve Jobs and Hu Jintao round out the list, proving a role model can't be too rich or too greedy. I've got even money on Jobs or Ahmad+, since it's hard to tell which one will piss people off more than last year's vanity mirror.

(OK, so I'm swiping from my own members, but you get the point)

tojo2000 wrote:

My mom says swiping your own member is fine as long as you do it in a private place.

Should I be surprised that yer momz has a penis, or that she's seen mine?

This isn't private. It's High Street.

Thanks, sailor!


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