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fnord · 2013-09-30 16:35:43

They’re unrelated, adult, consenting, stupid trash with retarded names. Why the incest arrest?

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Baywolfe · 2013-09-30 19:56:19

I wasn't aware that WVA even had incest laws.

Emmeran · 2013-09-30 20:48:32

Don't be silly, W. Va is one of the few places that absolutely has to have air-tight incest laws.

GooberMcNutly · 2013-09-30 22:55:56

Kelcey Nicholas, 28, and his 21-year-old stepdaughter, Lataura Jarrett

No time for incest, but can they be booked for having dumb ass names?

Emmeran · 2013-09-30 23:13:39

GooberMcNutly wrote:
Kelcey Nicholas, 28, and his 21-year-old stepdaughter, Lataura Jarrett
No time for incest, but can they be booked for having dumb ass names?

No shit, I thought I had a fucked up name but at least it's historical - what is with this change the spelling to be special shit? Is there like a book of baby naming make believe?

Banjo · 2013-09-30 23:16:11

7 counts? Somebody was peeking in the window for a while.

Scotty · 2013-10-01 09:12:50

Baywolfe wrote:
I wasn't aware that WVA even had incest laws.

They do. They are similar to the Individual Mandate in the ACA.

Emmeran · 2013-10-01 09:54:20

I have to give the DA a few props for trying to inflict punishment for insult and embarrassment to the mother. We all are very aware of the social mores which say "thou shalt not fuck thine wife's children". I support conviction based on sheer rudeness.

Stinkhammer · 2013-10-01 14:53:52

Lataura? Latarda? Laturda? I bet she had a hard enough time in school not to mention fighting off Mommy's boyfriends.

Banjo · 2013-10-01 15:11:14

Pretty sure this is her. The wedding photos are fucking hilarious.

https://www.facebook.com/rebelgal69/photos

XregnaR · 2013-10-01 18:59:52

Banjo wrote:
Pretty sure this is her. The wedding photos are fucking hilarious.

https://www.facebook.com/rebelgal69/photos

Oh, the humanity.

I guess Alabam's gonna have tostep up their incest game...

choad · 2013-10-01 19:05:23

Please post those wretched photos for those FB luddite/refuseniks among us.

Emmeran · 2013-10-01 19:48:33

Yup I can't see them either, FB is punishing me for leaving.

Banjo · 2013-10-01 19:54:21

choad wrote:
Please post those wretched photos for those FB luddite/refuseniks among us.

I'll tempt you to get an account. The wedding takes place in a warehouse/factory with some cheap silk curtains covering up the equipment. This crappy silk alter is also the centerpiece for all of the pictures. The guys are all in camouflage and look like they are missing a chromosome. Her father (?) looks like the classic Bugs Bunny mountain man and her mom, a crack addict. I think the groom on the cake is supposed to be drunk and passed out and the bride is pregnant.

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