#2 2013-10-01 02:01:10
MSG Tripps wrote:
http://edition.cnn.com/2013/09/30/politics/shutdown-showdown/
You can say that again. Dumb for thinking the Koch Bros. will have their backs once the shit hits the fan.
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#3 2013-10-01 22:57:06
Fucking Bastards, hurting folks in an attempt to advance their political careers. Fuck all of them from every and any party, I've got a 50-grit sandpaper condom to use on each and every of them. (And y'all know I'm not into the homosexual stuff so Fnord might have to step up.)
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#4 2013-10-01 23:46:44
Faux News is calling this a government 'Slimdown', not a shutdown. I'm beginning to wonder if the ACA was just a convenient excuse and the permanent shutdown of any government activity beyond essential services (like congressional paychecks) and the military is the actual endgame. Such brilliant and forward thinking is just what I would expect from the Teabagger masterminds.
And Em, don't be such a brutal asshole if you can possibly help it. Why subject harmless and deserving homosexuals to the ignominy of 50-grit condom sex with Republicans when there are plenty of AR-15s and Bushmasters to be used? Congress will get what it's been asking for, the condoms should protect the bluing on the rifles and the NRA will certainly fall in line. Hell, they may even chip in for it. The only caveat is that we'll have to make doubly sure that those weapons are unloaded first. We certainly wouldn't want to have any accidents, now would we?
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#7 2013-10-02 12:13:46
But Postal officials point out that other federal agencies aren't required to prefund for retirees this way.
Other federal agencies are not required by law to function independently of tax-payer funding you retarded fucking schmucks.
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#8 2013-10-02 14:19:51
Scotty wrote:
But Postal officials point out that other federal agencies aren't required to prefund for retirees this way.
Other federal agencies are not required by law to function independently of tax-payer funding you retarded fucking schmucks.
Independent companies aren't required by law to pre-fund their retirement funds either. I don't know why they are trying to kill off the USPS but they've been after it for years, looks like they've finally got it.
On the other hand I'm not sure why they still deliver mail on Saturday's either...
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#9 2013-10-02 14:59:58
Emmeran wrote:
Scotty wrote:
But Postal officials point out that other federal agencies aren't required to prefund for retirees this way.
Other federal agencies are not required by law to function independently of tax-payer funding you retarded fucking schmucks.
Independent companies aren't required by law to pre-fund their retirement funds either. I don't know why they are trying to kill off the USPS but they've been after it for years, looks like they've finally got it.
On the other hand I'm not sure why they still deliver mail on Saturday's either...
The USPS retirement/healthcare fund was 2-3 billion off the books in the red before that bill was passed. Causing them to go 11 billion in the red isn't much of a difference. I think. I may be mixing some numbers up. Not really paying attention to this post.
The requirement to fund this stuff just made kicking the can further down the road illegal and can give the USPS room when they implode from their poor business model to pay for the people already on the books and not need a bailout.
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#10 2013-10-02 15:35:44
I still refuse to accept poor budgeting and half-assed management as an excuse for privatization. Commercially speaking the USPS should be a profit center and Congress itself is the main reason they are not.
Hell those fuckers in congress are still getting paid and getting health care as they have deemed themselves as "essential"; look if they are so smart then they should do their job and fix the fucking USPS business model - it's complicated and time consuming but not really all that hard.
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#11 2013-10-02 19:09:31
The only logical explanation for the mandated prepayment of the USPS retirement/healthcare fund is that they are planning to privatize it now that default has 'proven' that the USPS can't function. Once it's in private hands, that huge pension fund can be looted and shared out.
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#12 2013-10-02 20:38:06
Why don't our taxes decrease during this time? Obviously we are paying for services that are no longer offered. Seems a little criminal to me.
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#13 2013-10-02 21:34:09
Emmeran wrote:
Fucking Bastards, hurting folks in an attempt to advance their political careers. Fuck all of them from every and any party, I've got a 50-grit sandpaper condom to use on each and every of them. (And y'all know I'm not into the homosexual stuff so Fnord might have to step up.)
Those will have to be revenge/hate fucks fueled by Cialis, because offhand I can't think of one of them I consider hot enough to be fuckable for pleasure.
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#14 2013-10-02 22:28:37
fnord wrote:
Those will have to be revenge/hate fucks fueled by Cialis, because offhand I can't think of one of them I consider hot enough to be fuckable for pleasure.
Same way it works for 2 baggers the world over. Put a flag over their heads and fuck 'em for old glory.
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#15 2013-10-02 23:22:02
2 Solutions to the problem and the both start with G:
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#16 2013-10-03 01:45:51
You forgot another "G" solution to the problem, one used by Spaniards for many centuries; the garrote!
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#17 2013-10-03 02:20:56
Admittedly the garrote must be turned by hand, faster or slower, but in the end it's all over much too quickly. I'm going for 'G' number 4:
The Gig!
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#18 2013-10-03 11:32:54
Criminal Creeps In Action!
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#20 2013-10-03 22:30:12
Most Americans are picking choice #5: Gavage
Slow and steady wins the race...
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#21 2013-10-04 15:42:59
Keep it simple.
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#22 2013-10-04 20:41:46
GooberMcNutly wrote:
Most Americans are picking choice #5: Gavage
http://pointersviewpoint.files.wordpres … avage1.jpg
Slow and steady wins the race...
I like that..... anything that makes people think of the Christmas goose and Congress at the same time shows true patriotism.
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#23 2013-10-05 22:05:14
GooberMcNutly wrote:
Most Americans are picking choice #5: Gavage
Pâté is like porn or politics. It's not authentic without a bit of gagging.
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#26 2013-10-07 22:08:15
MSG Tripps wrote:
I missed the reference, read the article and thought holy shit we're becoming French! Good one.
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#27 2013-10-08 02:17:44
MSG Tripps wrote:
No, but you may be marching like one real soon. Once you're out you can march your sorry redneck ass down to the impound lot.
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#28 2013-10-08 02:19:29
opsec wrote:
I missed the reference, read the article and thought holy shit we're becoming French!.
If you don't have to think, then what is the point? Hey opsec.
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#29 2013-10-08 07:28:23
Dumb Motherfuckers ♥ Bait And Switch!
An exciting new strategy to convince the public that one particular party is not made up of clueless stumble-bums: If the public doesn't like the government being shut down to gut the ACA, let's say we REALLY shut down the government to gut Social Security.
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