#1 2007-12-21 17:52:17
Merry Solstice, fellow cultists.
The last story I posted made me think about a possible point in our childhood development that could have changed us forever.
Which brings me to my point. Everyone dig out a childhood picture from before you were corrupted and post it.
Don't be a pussy. Just do it.
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#2 2007-12-21 18:19:53
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#3 2007-12-21 18:49:14
Back when it was PVT Tripps.
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#4 2007-12-22 00:10:43
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#6 2007-12-22 02:35:39
Still can't let go, eh, Felch?
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#7 2007-12-22 08:05:09
Taint wrote:
Still can't let go, eh, Felch?
I let go by not letting post count affirm my life.
Encourage reetards, you get reetards.
Merry crassmass, hope your children become Satanists.
felch
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#8 2007-12-22 15:54:04
Case in point.
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#9 2007-12-22 16:20:09
At Catholic boarding school.
Matty the Damned was corrupted 27 minutes after this was taken.
MtD
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#10 2007-12-22 19:28:09
matty.the.damned wrote:
Matty the Damned was corrupted 27 minutes after this was taken.
MtD
Did it involve a priest?
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#11 2007-12-22 19:55:20
headkicker_girl wrote:
matty.the.damned wrote:
Matty the Damned was corrupted 27 minutes after this was taken.
MtDDid it involve a priest?
A priest, a nun and a photographer...
I looked a lot like this kid, but I'll scan an actual pic tomorrow...
By the way Sof, is that shag you are leaning on? Niiice!
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#12 2007-12-22 20:40:49
headkicker_girl wrote:
matty.the.damned wrote:
Matty the Damned was corrupted 27 minutes after this was taken.
MtDDid it involve a priest?
A priest, two altar boys, some duct tape, a length of hose and half a flagon of sacramental wine.
MtD
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#13 2007-12-23 22:36:11
No scanner, so the quality bites.
Anyway, happy fapping.
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#15 2007-12-24 12:16:09
square wrote:
No scanner, so the quality bites.
Anyway, happy fapping.
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/834/bat3013oo2.jpg
Better label this thread as NSFW now.
Is this kiddie pron?
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#16 2007-12-24 12:45:36
whosasailorthen wrote:
square wrote:
No scanner, so the quality bites.
Anyway, happy fapping.
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/834/bat3013oo2.jpgBetter label this thread as NSFW now.
We didn't all have the foresight to blacken redact our rank and troop number. Still remember your semaphore?
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#17 2007-12-24 15:49:43
My career as a rock star began one Christmas long ago. (Of course, this was back when ukuleles were the hot instrument.)
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#18 2007-12-25 02:13:21
Awwwww. See?
We weren't always evil.
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#19 2007-12-25 03:38:02
sofaking wrote:
sofaking wrote:
Awwwww. See?
We weren't always evil.
I dunno, Sofe, this kid looks like she lets everyone play with her toys.
Merry humbug, everyone.
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#20 2007-12-25 09:31:55
KILL...KILL...KILL
I believe this was the last time I ever participated in such a rapacious activity. Today I am a conservationist green - or not.
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#21 2007-12-25 10:28:35
I have to say you guys were a bunch of great looking kids!
Happy Jesus Day, everyone!
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#22 2007-12-25 10:29:28
phreddy wrote:
My career as a rock star began one Christmas long ago. (Of course, this was back when ukuleles were the hot instrument.)
My kid asked for (and received) a uke this x-mas. It's making a come back, man!
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#23 2007-12-25 14:29:29
headkicker_girl wrote:
My kid asked for (and received) a uke this x-mas. It's making a come back, man!
Oh gawd, the road to perdition. But better than an accordion. Merry Christmas all.
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#24 2007-12-25 16:32:00
You gotta wonder at folks that pop into Cruel... errrhhh HighStreet, on Xmas day to to flip a turd.
BTW, who is Jade now?
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#25 2007-12-25 16:44:23
shagnasty wrote:
You gotta wonder at folks that pop into Cruel...
What, you mean like Jews, Muslims, atheists, Buddhists, and all the people who put on a front here but are really off living in a Rockwell illustration right now? I'm sure there will be at least as many as I've seen crop up on my IM client, whining that they're in between courses, ready to kill everyone present, and using their cousin's computer for a moment of connection to something "real."
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#27 2007-12-25 17:40:14
shagnasty wrote:
You gotta wonder at folks that pop into Cruel... errrhhh HighStreet, on Xmas day to to flip a turd.
Hyuckin' A! I'm DRUNK, crafting my quilt of night terrors, and after reading this, also using crazy glue to glue other people's teeth to my teeth for lulz.
I'm missing the Lycanthrope Xmas in Canada. (It's like Qwaanzuccah, but with more running and yelling.) How pathetic is that? Oh wait, not so much, there are people coming over. People I don't even want to introduce to my collection of blue "storage" barrels. I hope they like my new teeth.
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#28 2007-12-25 18:27:47
choad wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
square wrote:
No scanner, so the quality bites.
Anyway, happy fapping.
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/834/bat3013oo2.jpgBetter label this thread as NSFW now.
We didn't all have the foresight to blacken redact our rank and troop number. Still remember your semaphore?
Well, as my kids are still in the same troop, I thought it was prudent.
The rank is still there, though - that's on the front pocket - it's a Star Scout emblem, two ranks away from Eagle, which, yes, I did also earn.
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#29 2007-12-25 19:52:33
Oh, man--software developers, loving mothers, loving fathers, an Eagle Scout--my delusions about High-Streeters keep toppling, one by one. I thought I was the closet straight & narrow.
P.S. Husband™ treated us to a cheapo scanner for Xmas; but so far I've been unable to find any childhood photos, which is why no Baby George.
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#30 2007-12-25 23:42:57
George Orr wrote:
Oh, man--software developers, loving mothers, loving fathers, an Eagle Scout--my delusions about High-Streeters keep toppling, one by one. I thought I was the closet straight & narrow.
Well, I know I'll get snowed with bullshit responses if I ever did, but I'm betting if I put up a poll as to political affiliation, and people really did respond truthfully, that we'd find more than half the jokers here are Republicans, too.
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#31 2007-12-26 02:17:53
whosasailorthen wrote:
...if I put up a poll as to political affiliation, and people really did respond truthfully, that we'd find more than half the jokers here are Republicans, too.
Hppft. I registered Independent in college, which was a waste of time, as it kept me from voting in primaries. So now I'm a Democrat. That doesn't need defending. The only thing people can judge me by is an assortment of politicians, as if that's supposed to define what I think, feel, or do. I'm pretty sure any 'true' Republican could reject the same comparison.
If the past seven years have taught you nothing else, then it's that American bipartisanship is a cheap veneer. Belonging to a political party is too facile; it's meant for people who can't discuss things as you do. We have been forced to pick arbitrary sides while we all know that both of them have sold out to the highest bidder.
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#32 2007-12-26 03:37:11
George Orr wrote:
an Eagle Scout
Not only one. It doesn't seem so surprising that there should be a number of Hydes here who ordinarily behave as Jekylls.
Is that a Philmont crew photo, whosasailorthen?
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#33 2007-12-26 10:34:10
square wrote:
George Orr wrote:
an Eagle Scout
Not only one. It doesn't seem so surprising that there should be a number of Hydes here who ordinarily behave as Jekylls.
Is that a Philmont crew photo, whosasailorthen?
It is indeed. Nice call.
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#34 2007-12-26 10:40:44
square wrote:
George Orr wrote:
an Eagle Scout
Not only one.
Not only two. This is embarrassing.
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#35 2007-12-26 11:03:43
George Orr wrote:
Oh, man-- an Eagle Scout.
Well, if it makes you feel any better, I dropped out at Webelo. I think having my mother as our Cub Scout den mom put me off the whole organization.
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#36 2007-12-26 12:05:47
choad wrote:
square wrote:
George Orr wrote:
an Eagle Scout
Not only one.
Not only two. This is embarrassing.
Not terribly surprising. Pretty much only intellegent and motivated kids get there, and it takes intellegence and motivation to be truly sarcastic.
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#37 2007-12-26 12:15:03
phreddy wrote:
George Orr wrote:
Oh, man-- an Eagle Scout.
Well, if it makes you feel any better, I dropped out at Webelo. I think having my mother as our Cub Scout den mom put me off the whole organization.
I'm a Webelo dropout myself: I couldn't handle knot-tying. Now, as a kinky adult, I deeply regret not having stayed with it.
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#38 2007-12-26 12:32:38
Taint wrote:
I'm a Webelo dropout myself: I couldn't handle knot-tying. Now, as a kinky adult, I deeply regret not having stayed with it.
Fortunately, I later spent four years in the Coast Guard where I learned all about knot tying. This knowledge gives you the self confidence needed for basic bondage technique.
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#39 2007-12-26 20:37:18
whosasailorthen wrote:
square wrote:
Is that a Philmont crew photo, whosasailorthen?
It is indeed. Nice call.
Although by the uniforms it seems like you were there a decade or two earlier, my photo looks almost exactly the same. They probably even used the same fucking camera.
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#40 2007-12-27 00:32:23
square wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
square wrote:
Is that a Philmont crew photo, whosasailorthen?
It is indeed. Nice call.
Although by the uniforms it seems like you were there a decade or two earlier, my photo looks almost exactly the same. They probably even used the same fucking camera.
Yep... collar-less summer shirt, green garters on the socks and rectangular "star" rank patch with green background... all that should easily give you the decade.
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#41 2007-12-27 06:32:21
I never got to go to Philmont, only the council camp up in the Poconos.
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#42 2007-12-27 11:44:22
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#43 2007-12-27 13:47:44
Fled,
I had no idea you were the forbidden love child of Dr. Perper and the backstairs help. 
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#44 2007-12-28 00:11:54
Fled wrote:
It's Gumby, damnit!
Wonder if he's got a Pokey?
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#45 2007-12-28 07:21:59
Talk about pickle surprise!
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#46 2008-01-12 01:34:54
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#47 2008-01-12 02:19:33
Hello fuckers. I haven't seen you guys in like, FOREVER! Lotsa new handles... who's the newest troll?
Anyway, I'm lazy tonight so I'm not scanning you a damn thing. But I've got pics of me around here somewhere from when I was a young'n. I even have some of BEFORE I was corrupted... but you've already seen those. (I was a good little southern baptist... 19 y/o)
BUT I DIGRESS.... We sure are a cute bunch of fucking kids. For the record, I never cheerleaded, sold girlscout cookies, wore any agenda'ed organization's uniform (good agendas as well as bad) and I am proudly fucking liberal. I'm also meeting Lewis Black on Feb 13 at the ACLU NC award dinner.... he's the fucking keynote speaker. ZING!
So, in other words, except for the good Mom thing, I am exactly what is expected on cruel. Or high-street, even.
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#48 2009-06-17 22:50:34
I do not have any childhood photos of myself. Who the fuck keeps crap like that?
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#49 2009-06-17 22:55:18
jesusluvspegging wrote:
I do not have any childhood photos of myself. Who the fuck keeps crap like that?
Your mom.
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#50 2009-06-17 22:56:02
tojo2000 wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
I do not have any childhood photos of myself. Who the fuck keeps crap like that?
Your mom.
Not so much these days. I've been quietly throwing away her old pictures of me for years.
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